Chapter 96: The main film is released again

Not only that, but the lackluster netizens on the screen got even more excited when they saw Sheng Mingzhi's toe-curling expression of embarrassment.

"Just a guess, not necessarily the right one, is it possible that Villa XiShan One wasn't bought with chilli oil and was picked out by a little waste of toe?"

Sheng Mingzhi: ......

Fuck you.

How can people be so unethical?

It's a rare occasion when Sheng Mingzhi's deep cabinet fans get the upper hand when it comes to disliking him.

With Lu Jiayan around, Zaobie had to pretend to maintain her image as a "sweet wife", and she didn't dare to spray them, so her flirtations began to get more and more offensive.

"Be bold, take the guesswork out of it, he's the one who picked it up!"

"I told you long ago to read more books, just grow a pretty face and not grow a heart? You've died so many times and you still don't remember?"

"The society died very well and wants more next time."

"Modo Modo, I'm so available!!!"

"What pampering can't be done in front of our internet friends? I opened it for nothing?"

"I'm a student, I don't have much money, can I get a free pampering session?"

"Don't be petty, tell us about it too?"

......

When he saw the last sentence, Sheng Mingzhi finally snapped out of his state of social death.

A cold laugh, "On what grounds? It's a nice thought."

Having been disliked for so long, Mr. Sheng Jr. is no slouch either.

In front of the live camera, he said slowly, "Staring at me all day, don't you have a date yourselves?"

......

......

The phrase is for the net.

The killing power is too great.

The pop-ups fell silent for an instant.

It must be said that over the years Sheng Mingzhi and the anti-fans have come to understand each other in both directions, knowing best where each other's pain points lie.

Laughable, how can a star-crossed girl have a date?

"I wasn't even wounded this badly when I was fighting in Syria."

"Good. Stop! Dead to the shop - please stop torturing each other (puppies hugging their legs and shedding tears)"

"Okay, I'm quitting this sad internet."

"Great day to get high tonight, don't force ......"

"I said I was really going to hurt ......"

"Give some pictures of the bed or I'll report a warning that you've offended my human dignity."

......

As the conversation took a downward turn, Sheng Mingzhi felt the heat that had just subsided in his face rise again.

It's not like he hasn't streamed before, and back then, retarded netizens made even nastier statements, it's just that back then there was no Lu Jiayan around him at all!

Lu Jiayan was looking at it so seriously that Sheng Mingzhi began to suspect that the old man occasionally wore glasses not for myopia but to look good.

How come you're not blind at all when you should be, but you're the blindest when you shouldn't be.

Oh.

Mr. Sheng Jr. comes to mind.

When he first returned to China, the dog man even identified Sheng Xue as himself.

Heh.

Sheng Mingzhi gets angry when old scores are brought up.

As a result, seeing him reading the pop-ups so carefully, anger turned into inexplicable weakness again.

What happened to the feeling of being caught by parents swearing with their stupid friends?

Sheng Mingzhi tugged on his arm, "Don't look. There's nothing to see."

Lu Jiayan: "Why do I think it looks good?"

Sheng Mingzhi: "Your illusion."

Who would find this lackluster pop-up good to watch?

Say! Do you want to lose the only person you've ever been with?

He found an excuse to pretend to be angry with Lu Jiayan.

Sheng Mingzhi finds it really addictive to be cajoled by the other person. Sometimes he is not really angry at all, but simply wants to be valued.

He was clearly aware that he was being pampered when he was pampered.

It's as if you know exactly what you're doing when you're doing it, so you're very good at taking that degree and being capricious without being annoying, only tickling the heart.

The pop-ups began again.

"Don't make too much of it."

"Can't stand it, can a wife like that go to the government and claim it, I can't get I can alabaster."

"Honey, that's hot, give me grass."

"Society up (lift your trousers)"

......

But before Sheng Mingzhi could say anything, Lu Jiayan glanced at the pop-up and saw the words "Give me grass".

Having been taught by Sheng Mingzhi and having a natural talent for learning, I have a good understanding of this internet nonsense.

Not to mention the fact that he teased Sheng Mingzhi with the phrase on his Twitter handle.

Lu Jiayan's expression changed subtly, with a slight coolness: "But it's true that you can't see much."

Sheng Mingzhi :?

It took him a moment to understand that Lu Jiayan was saying that he was not advised to watch more pop-ups.

...... didn't you just think this group of retarded internet users was funny.

Lu Jiayan turns off the live camera without a moment's hesitation.

At the last second of the crowd being driven out of the world of the young couple duo, Lu Jiayan's voice was heard: "After all, it's easy to bring down my little ones."

"--"

Without any warning, the live stream went dark.

The unmistakable clarity illuminates the faces of the netizens.

The live camera is off, but the live channel is still on.

Due to the abruptness of the switch-off, the netizens did not even react: the

"Holy shit who understands how horrible it is that I suddenly see this big face of mine??"

"Pinch mum, the screen reflects my winning smile ......"

"Can't stand myself ...... So I've been looking at Sheng Mingzhi's with this lewd smile ......"

"Wait, am I the only one who cares that chilli oil says Sheng Mingzhi is his little friend and I say don't get me stoned ......"

"Laughing to death, I said the husband of chili oil has ten layers of filter, who objected? Sheng Mingzhi What kind of kids, kids who spar with netizens for three days and nights without repeating a single expletive?"

"Make it clear who's bringing down who? Just ask anyone who doesn't already know that sandwiches have taken pride of place in the Internet spewing community?"

"Who cares ...... good stoner chickens won't let go of any candy ......"

"Pass it on, the chilli oil and sandwiches are now in the doi!"

......

Sheng Mingzhi can't see what the netizens are saying after the live stream is closed.

But he didn't care, wasting time with these deep cabinet fans was more important than spending time with Lu Jiayan!

There were just a lot of busy staff in the living room.

Little Mr. Sheng was reserved enough not to let himself go, but only to pester Lu Jiayan to listen to the words he said in the trailer again.

But Lu Jiayan, uncharacteristically, said slowly, "It's okay to talk. But little Mr. Sheng has to answer a question for me."

Sheng Mingzhi: "? You didn't have that offer just now!"

"Well." Lu Jiayan justified, "So it's added now."

Sheng Mingzhi thought it would be alright to answer one of his questions.

It can't be a question of asking him something like who will you save first if your brother and I fall into the water ......

Little Mr. Sheng is suddenly alert.jpg

Luckily Lu Jiayan didn't ask the question, but it did leave Sheng Mingzhi dumbfounded for a second.

He spoke with an open mind and a good heart, "What does 'socialized' mean?"

The last one of those pop-ups just now was this.

So Lu Jiayan is still a little behind in the surfing department, unexpectedly slow and lacking in some areas, and doesn't know enough about the vast and profound harmonic stems!

It's only when you're so pure that you can pronounce the word without even noticing it's wrong.

It's totally not forgetting that aspect!

Little Mr. Sheng, after being dumbfounded, thought to himself, what else does this mean, it's not fucking literal!

But can he say, no.

After a short battle of the heavens, it was time to test Sheng Mingzhi's ability to compile a new Chinese dictionary.

He paused for a moment and spoke stiffly, "It means, the society is dead."

Lu Jiayan raises an eyebrow.

Sheng Mingzhi made it up in style, stumbling over it and continuing, "That is, because the live stream pop-ups block out the word 'dead', so it's just 'social', but it actually means I 'Society is dead' means."

Holy shit.

I'm a genius, aren't I!

After Sheng Mingzhi finished compiling it, he felt a sincere twinge of admiration for his own intellect.

What a brain to get into YunJing University's finance department!

Lu Jiayan believed it when it was overly justified.

He murmured thoughtfully, "So that's what it means."

Just as Sheng Mingzhi was breathing a sigh of relief, Lu Jiayan's question came back: "Why were you so nervous when I said I wanted to ask you a question, what did you have in mind?"

Sheng Mingzhi: "......"

I thought we agreed to ask only one question.

I'm pissed off!

Lu Jiayan inclines his head towards him with a smiling expression.

Sheng Mingzhi always felt that he had seen through her, and after a pause, she spoke hesitantly, "I thought you would ask ......"

Looking at Lu Jiayan's face, it doesn't look too bad.

Little Mr. Sheng said slowly, "If you and my brother fall into the water, who will I save."

He finished and looked at Lu Jiayan.

He looked like he expected "Jiayan, you wouldn't ask such a retarded question, would you?

Lu Jiayan obviously didn't expect this.

The vision faltered subtly for a second, then recovered as before and spoke indebtedly, "So little Mr. Sheng who?"

Sheng Mingzhi: "......"

Good, he underestimated Lu Jiayan's cautiousness!

Sheng Mingzhi remains silent.

Lu Jiayan bullying his way forward, not relenting: "Aren't you going to say anything?"

Sheng Mingzhi held his tongue for half a day before squeezing out, "I'm thinking about it."

Lu Jiayan held back his laughter as he watched him struggle, and halfway through the day, Little Mr. Sheng broke the jar: "Save you save you!"

Gosh.

So sorry for his brother.

Lu Jiayan finally got a satisfactory answer and let Sheng Mingzhi go.

Later Sheng Mingzhi opened WeChat while Lu Jiayan went to wash up before going to bed, full of guilt, and sent him Sheng Xu a message: [...].

Then transferred $200.

Sheng Xu replied in seconds, throwing up a question mark: [?

Sheng Mingzhi hesitated for a moment and typed solemnly: [Brother, why don't you enroll in a swimming class?

Sheng Xu: [?

Another question mark.

Sheng Mingzhi's question mark is basically "Are you an idiot?"

He was sure that Sheng Xu's question mark fling and his subtext were identical, so was slightly offended after receiving two question marks in a row.

[Why do you keep sending me question marks? I'll send it again (angry fist squeeze.gif)]

Sheng Xu slowly voiced, "The first question mark is why are you transferring money to me? The second question mark is, "Where are you going to find me a swimming class that only costs two hundred dollars to register?"

Sheng Mingzhi :"."

Because little Mr. Sheng only has two hundred dollars left in his WeChat.jpg

He justified, "That's not because I ran out of money on WeChat!"

Sheng Mingzhi paused and suggested, "Why don't you lend me some money and I'll transfer it to you?"

Wow, you're amazing.

How did your brilliant mind come up with this amazing solution?

Sheng Xu was simply amused by Sheng Mingzhi's righteousness.

Is this little grandparent getting really fancy in the way she asks for pocket money?

Sheng Xu did not bother to talk to him and transferred 200,000 to Sheng Mingzhi.

Then warned him, "Can you stop asking your mother's family for pocket money after you get married?"

Sheng Mingzhi: "Oh. Can't."

Little Mr. Sheng, if you can get two portions of pocket money, you never get just one, huh?

He's prodding his brother to work hard for his money, okay.

In the event that Sheng Jia goes bankrupt, he will have to steal his brother's money to support Lu Jiayan.

Sheng Xu had just cut the chat box with Sheng Mingzhi when WeChat vibrated again.

This time it was Lu Jiayan who sent the message, and the two of them are not regular chatting personalities, so Sheng Xu replied with a [?

Lu Jiayan is used to talking to everyone except Sheng Mingzhi, who he can type with.

The main thing is that Sheng Mingzhi will never click on a voice message longer than 20 seconds, and sending it to him would be a waste of time.

As soon as Sheng Xu got through, he said straight away, "Fart away."

Every time Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan came to him, nothing good happened.

Sheng Xu is on the verge of developing PTSD.

Apparently this time, too, his intuition had worked unerringly well.

Lu Jiayan said slowly, "I just feel that I have done something wrong to you. So I came to apologize to you?"

Sheng Xu laughed coldly: "Are you going to take the money from the South Bank project and run away?"

Lu Jiayan: "No."

He sounded scattered, "I say, would you be interested in taking a swimming class?"

Sheng Xu is for real this time: "?"

He: "So you're not ready to run away with the money you're Sheng Jia broke and ready to change careers to become a swim and fitness know-it-all salesman?"

And with that little cunt Sheng Mingzhi in tow?

You two are a real couple, and you swindled me out of $200,000.

Waiting.

Report you marketing couples to the National Anti-Fraud Centre immediately.

Lu Jiayan: "Neither."

When he said this, his tone was subtly showy, but he spoke in a very pretentious and indifferent tone, "It's just that I asked Mingzhi who he would save if you and I fell into the water."

Point to point.

But those who get it get it.

Sheng Xu: "......"

Obviously, your father and I don't even want to know the answer to that question.

Lu Jiayan said politely, "We're brothers, I can't see you go."

Sheng Xu gritted his teeth and said, "You two can sink together and die, I can't look at you two without getting a needle in my eye."

Unfortunately, Sheng Xue was next to him at the same time as he said this.

An uncomprehending insertion of a voice-over: "Brother, don't you watch all the variety shows in one day?"

Lu Jiayan: "Oh?"

Sheng Xu: "......"-

Sheng Mingzhi was picking out photos when Lu Jiayan came out.

Although all his PR work has now been taken over by HeMu, Little Wang is still his titular agent, so he occasionally swindles on WeChat to remind Sheng Mingzhi not to forget to tweet about his business.

Especially since the recording of "Those Years" was broadcast for the first time tonight and five of the top ten hot searches were contracted to him.

Little Mr. Sheng is no longer the 18th-string batter than he was back then, but now he is the rising purple star of 2025 (to be exploded) in the inner entertainment.

In order to continue the heat of the show - although it's not much use for Sheng Mingzhi to come, after all, he's not competing with the stars of Inner Entertainment for resources.

In line with the promotion of "Those Years", Sheng Mingzhi still diligently retweeted the show's official Weibo account, promoting it in a businesslike tone.

Then send out a tweet with the topic as requested to give the show more heat and sell the post-cp by the way.

Picking and choosing, I decided to pick the freshest selfie I could find in the bathroom.

Sheng Mingzhi, fresh from the shower, her hair half-dried, her skin set off by the water vapour, her face is terrifyingly counterintuitive in the soft light of the bathroom.

When he is photographed in the mirror, his eyes used to look from the bottom to the top, and his beautifully shaped fox eyes would be slightly wider than usual, with a distinct upper eye line, looking innocent and cute.

Apart from the selfies in the mirror, Sheng Mingzhi also took a dozen of them lying on his bed, and as each one of them showed little Mr. Sheng looking incredibly handsome, he couldn't choose which ones to tweet, so when Lu Jiayan came out, he took his phone and asked Lu Jiayan to pick them.

Looking at a dozen identical selfies, Lu Jiayan was in an unprecedented selection dilemma.

The last time I was so hesitant was in investing $2 billion in a new energy project on the South Coast.

But to say "I think they all look the same".

It is sure to make Sheng Mingzhi angry.

Just to be on the safe side, Lu Jiayan said with a strong desire to live: "It's all very nice."

He blindly selected a few: "These look better."

The perfect answer.

Sheng Mingzhi was indeed content to post these photos with his phone in his arms.

The Weibo copy was also carefully designed, with the following small thought in mind.

@ Sheng Mingzhi: Falling into your dreams by accident~

[Selfie] [Selfie] [Selfie] [Selfie

Sheng Mingzhi's copywriting is very different from my own, going for a cute literary style.

Always pretending to be the same over the years, until death do us part.jpg

With the heat of tonight's broadcast, comments on Sheng Mingzhi's Weibo account are growing fast.

Without the reserve of Lu Jiayan's presence on air, Sheng Mingzhi took revenge on the spot, disliking the villain even if it was a second too late.

[I want a picture of the two of them in bed, not a literal picture of them in bed, delete and reshoot (soybean fuming)]

"I want more than retarded comments, delete and repost."

[That's it? Send me a bed? Is this the bed I want?

"If you really want to see it, go around the home market."

[Why don't you post a picture of your husband? Don't I deserve a picture together?

"Well said, I hope you've been so self-aware."

[Falling into my dreams, you think so?

"Laugh it up, no one wants nightmares."

[Wife, Hello Beaker I Love So Much (Soybean Licking)]

"?"

......

Of course, it's more the kind that repeatedly kills itself in the comments section: the

"In? Put together a video of your socially dead comments, go give me a like."

"Black and red is also red, from now on it's good to grass the persona of the unlucky batch, the cause is important, don't mind the shame."

"No put no, someone wouldn't send a tweet and try to pretend they haven't had a social death, would they?"

"Two hours and thirty-eight minutes have passed since the live feed closed and I need to know that you and your husband have been hard doi over ......"

"Tell me your bed photos are after the fact, it's important to me.jpg"

"Chili oil, the president's world has been rolled inward to seven times a night, don't make me say you can't!!!"

"Do you have any medicine, give some."

"I haven't had a new sugar high in two hours and you're solely responsible for my death (Soya fumed)"

"Who understands me ...... I've been going crazy in my hostel until now ......"

"I say chilli oil supermarket sandwiches next, who objects?"

"I'm starting to get ready to plate the positive variety to wrapping (lighting a cigarette)"

......

Sheng Mingzhi didn't hesitate to black out a large number of anti-fans who were bouncing around in his comments.

The ancestral craft was not forgotten at all, and before the comment section could react, there was a paroxysm of death.

Probably too much blacking out and Twitter won't let him keep it up.

Sheng Mingzhi just put his phone away and looked back to find Lu Jiayan looking at him.

The next moment, Sheng Mingzhi was expertly burrowing into his arms.

While not admitting that what the retarded netizen said is true, he probably, really likes posting with Lu Jiayan!!!

Sheng Mingzhi, who was charging his own phone when it ran out of battery, turned to play with his partner's phone in Lu Jiayan's arms.

There are very few apps of an entertaining nature on a man's phone, and the only mini-game available is Happy Meals.

--still from his last download.

After a couple of clicks, Sheng Mingzhi was surprised to see that Lu Jiayan's mobile home page actually had Weibo downloaded.

Although Sheng Mingzhi had a small number to change his avatar with Lu Jiayan, he thought Lu Jiayan was just a perfunctory type who would change it and then toss the account aside.

It turns out that Lu Jiayan is quite serious about his business on this little number!

There weren't a few tweets, but every single one of them was about him.

The string of zombie-like IDs was also changed to the same symmetrical couple name as Sheng Mingzhi under Sheng Mingzhi's supervision.

Sheng Mingzhi's trumpet is called "Sandwich Little Wang Zi" and Lu Jiayan's is called "Knight Commander in Chilli Oil".

The latest tweet was retweeted last month.

The crew of All Those Years @ Sheng Mingzhi, but didn't know what the owner's account was so they just @ a random official Weibo account.

The big boss came uninvited and silently retweeted the official announcement.

Other than that, it's just a nod to Sheng Mingzhi's large trumpet.

Like a relentless like fiend, on closer inspection the old man was also hip enough to follow his superlatives and their cp's superlatives.

Lu Jiayan is holding Sheng Mingzhi's hand as he tweets together.

The home page was swiped with the selfie posted by Sheng Mingzhi.

Lu Jiayan gave a nod.

He only follows Sheng Mingzhi's two accounts.

When the home page can't swipe anything else, it pushes him the content of the super talk.

His super talk with Sheng Mingzhi was like New Year's Eve tonight, with the buzz exploding and the buzz staying high, holding the number one spot on the cp list.

Even Sheng Mingzhi thinks it's a metaphysical theory, after all, he and Lu Jiayan are really a dark horse that came out of nowhere.

Can't figure out the pain points of some cp fans.jpg

Once refreshed, an entry came up on the home page:-

A collation of small waste positives + social death name scenes from the live room, turn if you need to.

Sheng Mingzhi's face heats up as he tries to brush it off in a hurry.

As a result Lu Jiayan, apparently feeling the need to stop Sheng Mingzhi, gave a soft laugh, "What's so embarrassing about little Mr. Sheng. Isn't it cute?"

"Cute as hell." Sheng Mingzhi muttered, "Shame on you!"

Lu Jiayan kissed the swirl of his hair and coaxed, "So next time I'll die with little Mr. Sheng so you're not the only one who's embarrassed?"

...... Then forget it.

Don't the bully want to save face!

Besides, is social death something to be glorified!

Do we still need to fight for one, two, three, four?

But with Lu Jiayan's reassurance, Sheng Mingzhi's squirm was relieved.

As it turned out, he was just too happy too soon.

The next moment, Lu Jiayan retweeted the tweet without changing his face.

Attached is his retweeted text.

@ChiliOilChief: Next time with little Mr. Sheng (soy shy)

......

......

There is no forewarning.

Sheng Mingzhi did a double take when he saw this text.

Help ......

Lu Jiayan What kind of wild statement is this?

What do you mean next time with Mr. Sheng?

Who wants ......!!!

It was probably because Sheng Mingzhi's stiffness was so obvious that Lu Jiayan noticed the change and asked, "What's wrong?"

Sheng Mingzhi: "......"

Don't ask.

Asking just hates this made-up mouth of mine.

Sheng Mingzhi took a deep breath and pointed at the text, "Don't say that when you retweet it."

Lu Jiayan said slowly, "Is it not right? To die together as a community?"

Sheng Mingzhi: "......"

Then don't use weird abbreviations brother!!!

"No." Sheng Mingzhi was glad Lu Jiayan couldn't see his face right now, otherwise he would surely have found his face horribly hot: "Why are you using that expression?"

It wasn't even that strange of a statement, and after Soya's shyness, the atmosphere got all subtle!

Lu Jiayan explains, "Well. I think I used it last time and it happened to be in the first one, so I posted it in passing."

...... makes good sense.

Little Mr. Sheng... can't even refute it!

After a few seconds, Lu Jiayan asked, " Mingzhi, you seem to mind this statement, what's wrong with it?"

No, not at all.

Sheng Mingzhi It's hard to say what you've said, but you have to swallow the rumours you've created with tears in your eyes.

Fortunately, however, Lu Jiayan does not know the true meaning of this phrase.

Otherwise, Sheng Mingzhi would have been so ashamed that he would have dug a crack into the ground on the spot.

There is just something vaguely strange about it, and Sheng Mingzhi can't quite put his finger on what it feels like.

Seeing Lu Jiayan's frank, innocent and upright expression, probably ...... is overthinking himself.

By two o'clock in the evening, Sheng Mingzhi was on the verge of tears.

As if as a punishment, Lu Jiayan never allowed him to move without permission, Sheng Mingzhi whimpered and pouted: "Lu Jiayan, I can't ......"

Lu Jiayan has had enough of his mischievous bullying before he leans down and speaks softly in Sheng Mingzhi's ear.

The voice was extremely compelling, with a little restraint in the general low tone: "Why not? Baby, didn't we say we'd cum together."

Sheng Mingzhi, still hanging on to his tears, froze and came to his senses.

A thousand words have been translated into one word at this moment.

...... grass.