Chapter 342: Extra Xue Meng's Blind Date - Xue Meng wins big

As Chu Wanning was also defeated in a confrontation with the Scroll Demon, he was, unsurprisingly, temporarily cursed to become a white cat with a snowy body.

When the silver light cleared, the white cat was sitting majestically on the floor of the compartment, its beautiful, slightly upturned eyes staring at the crowd with a fierce stare.

Despite knowing that failure would have the effect of a five-day period, the crowd was still silent with trepidation.

Honeybee Ma Fang Zhi.

Fairy Bird Jiang Yechen.

White Cat Chu Wanning.

What is this about gathering the seven masters to summon Shennong God?

Chu Wanning's eyes are even more frightening than Jiang Yechen's, probably because one is a cat and the other a bird, and while birds don't show much expression, cats can look very angry. Mo Ran tried to lean down and hug him with love and affection, but his ears pursed back and his white fur puffed out, revealing his sharp tiger teeth and a roar of anger.

"Hah meowoo."

Some female disciples couldn't help but whisper in awe, "So cute"

"I even think that the Ink Master deliberately made him lose and turn into a cat."

At these words, Chu Wanning's eyes widened and he glared at Mo Ran with a threatening whine.

Mo Ran was busy throwing up her hands and swearing, "I'm not I'm not"

Chu Wanning narrowed his eyes and hesitantly raised the tips of his paws, as if he wanted to summon Heaven's Question to interrogate him, but with a stern cry, only a gentle golden light came out of his snowy white, round fur paws, and with the white cat's cool pink nose, it looked as if the big white cat was raising its paws to pander to him.

Mo Ran felt a thud in his chest, and couldn't help but half kneel down to pet the fried snowball, his eyes shining brightly: "Master."

"Meow."

Mo Ran winced and Chu Wanning leapt over Mo Ran's outstretched hand, annoyed that he and Jiang Yechen were as disgraceful as ever.

Jiang Yechen flew away immediately after turning into a fairy bird, and Chu Wanning intended to leave quickly after turning into a white cat.

Xue Meng was upset and worried that Chu Wanning could not fly and would not make it back to Nanping Mountain in one piece.

"Master, you calm down first, I want to find someone to send you, so that also ah"

The white cat, like a tiger descending from a mountain, rammed Xue Meng's outstretched hand, and when he tried to hug him, he unceremoniously bit the tip of his finger.

Xue Meng: "Master"

Mo Ran: "Master"

Well, that's fair enough, now both apprentices are hung up.

Chu Wanning ran away without a backward glance after the attack, his big white tail swept away and he disappeared around the corner of the Chu Pavilion, hiding his name. Xue Meng shook off the painful bite and was about to say something when Mo Ran got up and chased him away!

"You don't go home by yourself ah in case you are caught and cooked into a dragon tiger fight can do"

Xue Meng also wanted to go after them, but was stopped by Mei Hanxue. Xue Meng glared at him: "What are you doing?"

"Can't you see he's angry with you." Mei Hanxue said, "You leave Master Mo alone to manage, and when you have recovered in five days, it is not too late for you to go to Nanping Mountain to find him."

"You are nonsense Master loves me the most, how could he be angry with me"

Mei Hanxue glanced down at Xue Meng with a deep, inscrutable look, "Are you sure that you are telling him the truth about your choice of spouse and not lying to him to win his praise?"

"" Xue Meng was instantly vindicated.

Mei Hanxue laughed and came around to lean next to his brother: "You've been taught not to say what you mean, but to tell the truth, you're in trouble"

Xue Meng wanted to argue, but he knew he was in the wrong, so he stammered for a long time and said, "I didn't mean to do it, but I do think that the Master is good in any way."

"Understandable and deeply sympathetic." Mei Hanxue smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "but now that Master Chu and Master Jiang have both folded, no one can come to their aid."

Xue Meng looks up nervously with a sense of impending disaster.

He met Mei Hanxue's glazed blue eyes, and Mei Hanxue smiled with some meaningfulness, "You're the only one who's up next, Master Xue."

Xue Meng was shocked: "Why me and why not you?"

Mei Hanxue touched her nose and laughed, "Because the Scroll Demon's aesthetic preferences change according to you, and you've seen me in male disguise, and you don't seem to like it that much."

Xue Meng: "But I"

"Or do you actually like my costume, but are too shy to confess your feelings and are actually already in love with it?"

Xue Meng's face turned green: "You're talking nonsense"

Mei Hanxue laughed out loud, "If you admit that you like my costume, then I'll clean up the scroll demon. If you don't like it, then I'll have to let you do it yourself so do you choose to compliment me or do you choose to catch the demon yourself"

It's a tough call for Xue Meng, and seducing the Scroll Demon isn't something he'd never do - Jiang Xi Ma Yun Chu Wanning has done it all anyway, and there's no shame in him being the fourth.

But if he fails and turns out to be a bird just like Jiang Xi, then it will be suspicious and Mei Hanxue will have to catch him and pluck his hair for nothing.

Mei Hanxue thought she could see his inner turmoil and smiled understandingly, "Is it better to compliment me? Just say that Mei Lang is very beautiful and I will help you."

Xue Meng was conflicted for a moment, glaring at Mei Hanxue's smiling face, clenching his teeth and making a fist, he went out and said, "Very beautiful, I think your kidney is almost as weak as Mei Lang's."

"" Mei Hanxue sighed, "This is a notorious slander and libel."

After rejecting his invitation to praise, Xue Meng added viciously, "I'll subdue the demon, there's nothing to be afraid of, I don't believe I can't handle it.

With that, he pushed his Mei family brothers out of his way and stomped down the creaking wooden stairs in a fury.

Xue Meng was unwilling to disguise himself as a man, so his choice was to wear the same illusionary incense bag as his master. He took a deep breath and stood in front of the bronze mirror, clenching his fist and slowly opening his eyes.

In the mirror was a female version of himself as he had seen in the wine gourd back then.

Xue Meng looked awkward and turned around twice. To be honest, he felt that the man in the mirror was beautiful, but he had a silly aura between his hands and feet, which he called his own aura. If this is the case, when he sees the scroll demon, I am afraid he will have to shut up and not say anything, and be a wooden statue.

Otherwise, when he opens his mouth and moves, he would never like such a girl according to his own aesthetics.

He was turning his head to examine his ears when suddenly the reflection of another person appeared in the mirror.

Xue Meng immediately turned back, "What are you doing here?"

Mei Hanxue clasped her arms and leaned long and jade-like against the door, saying lightly, "Come and show me the way. After all, if you too fail, this demon will be extremely difficult to subdue."

He said it in a serious way, and Xue Meng was not pleasant, but there was no way to kick him out. In the end, all he could do was frown: "Can you do it?"

Mei Hanxue raised her eyebrows slightly: "Hmmm"

Xue Meng asks, "You haven't even touched a girl's hand"

"You're in no position to talk about me."

Xue Meng said with annoyance, "I can't see that."

Mei Hanxue said lightly, "That was too much trouble for me."

After a pause, Mei Hanxue said indifferently again, "The most I've ever turned down for Huanxue was seventy-three female cultivators on a single day."

"" Xue Meng went dumb for a moment.

How many, how many

Mei Hanxue: "Try it instead"

Xue Meng deflated her mouth twice in a dry manner, and somehow suddenly felt that Mei Hanxue was very miserable.

Don't be psychologically twisted when this man is in his prime and is forced to spend his days helping his twin brother clean up a peachy mess that doesn't belong to him.

Mei Hanxue saw that he didn't say anything and walked into the bedroom, closing the door behind her in the process.

"Come here."

Xue Meng said alertly, "What, what for?"

When he does not come, Mei Hanxue walks over to him on long legs, stopping at a distance that is too close to give the impression of oppression, dropping those blue, cold eyes, their pale golden lashes still.

"To teach you how to respond so you won't be rejected by men." There was something narrowly knit and provocative in his eyes, a hint of natural mockery in his natural indifference.

Xue Meng just hated this look on his face and immediately raised his hand to punch him, but Mei Hanxue held his wrist with precision without looking.

Xue Meng said angrily with wide eyes, "What are you doing? Get out of here!"

"That's just not going to work." Mei Hanxue said, and his hands were hard, but he was so strong, and his stance so fast, that Xue Meng was caught off guard and was thrown to the ground with an over-the-shoulder slam.

"Holy shit."

"Such vulgarity is also absolutely unacceptable." Mei Hanxue stepped closer and looked askance at Xue Meng, who had fallen to the ground with a shocked and red face, "Get up, if you don't want to turn into a bird tomorrow night and have your hair plucked by Hanxue."

He paused for a moment, tugged at his tightly folded lapels, looked ready to move about, and said lightly.

"You have one night to be well-trained by me."

Xue Meng stared at him in humiliation, his eyes bloodshot.

Mei Hanxue was unconcerned, as if she could not see Xue Meng's anger, and unfolded her long, beautiful, even fingers and held them out to him, "Please, Master Xue."

The following day.

Peach Bud Villa Chen Xuyuan once again with that scroll demon agreed to meet, the scroll demon is not too smart, crawl to the Hongmen Banquet crawl forget, actually happy to agree again.

Xue Meng is contemptuous of this: "Its wisdom and spirit are in no way inherited from me."

When Mei Hanxue saw him preparing to leave for his appointment at the Flower House in the East, she smiled and tried to give Xue Meng a few pointers, but she was angrily shouted by Xue Meng: "Don't come any closer, I get angry when I see your face."

Mei Hanxue was left wondering what she had done to him.

Xue Meng was still very unhappy as he sat alone in his long-decorated room waiting for the scroll demon. He had been picked on all night yesterday by Mei Hanxue, who had said at one point that it was wrong for him to answer in this way, and at another that he was behaving wrongly in that way.

After all this time, Mei Hanxue still says that he is not wise enough to get the hang of the so-called "no male rejection" conversation.

When it was almost dawn, Mei Hanxue simply said to him, "Forget it, don't learn, but if you can't, you can praise the scroll demon when you see it, even if it takes you a full cup of tea."

Xue Meng was simply out of temper, lying on the bed with a puzzled look on her face, dying: "Why didn't you tell me you were going to torture me all night?"

Mei Hanxue glanced at the breathlessly lopsided Xue Palms in bed, did not speak and faintly turned her eyes away.

I was reminiscing and cursing Mei Hanxue for being sick, when the door creaked open.

Xue Meng tenses up in a flash

He knew that it was the Scroll Demon who had come.

Sure enough, from behind the shadows of the carved lacquer door, a familiar and unfamiliar figure appears. As the light swayed, Xue Meng saw "himself" enter the compartment with a flourish.

He then waved at himself in a very untidy pose: "It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Xue Meng Xue Meng, I'm very pleased to meet you."

""

Xue Meng thought it was a miracle that she hadn't gone on a killing spree.

What follows is a casual conversation with the Scroll Demon. Before this chat began, Xue Meng thought she was well prepared to answer the questions to her "own" satisfaction.

However, soon after the conversation began, he realised how wrong he had been.

Scroll Demon: "Do you usually do your own laundry?"

Xue Meng panders to its heart: "Will."

"But your hands don't look like you do your own laundry to me."

Xue Meng :""

Scroll Demon: "Do you practice martial arts?"

"A little bit, I guess. It's not good for a girl to fight and kill, but you can't be unarmed either."

"I'm talking about the practice of dancing, the dance of dancing, what are you thinking of as a girl not at all skilful and gentle"

Xue Meng :""

"Will you see me out the door standing up and welcome me in on your knees?"

Xue Meng looked at his own face across the table, usually he didn't feel anything when he talked like this. But when the positions were reversed, he suddenly felt that he was actually very ungrateful for sending him out the door standing up and welcoming him in on his knees.

But to keep it happy, Xue Meng said stiffly, "There's nothing wrong with that."

"This answer of yours is heartless and lacks sincerity and enthusiasm."

""

"If you want to say it, of course I do."

After all this repartee, the Scroll Demon finally got up before the hourglass had run out, and it said to Xue Meng, "I'm sorry, I don't think I want to talk to you anymore."

Xue Meng Shocked

He had answered all the questions according to his own requirements and the tips Mei Hanxue had taught him yesterday. "

The Scroll Demon was stunned and turned around, "What for?"

Xue Meng was busy adjusting his tone, holding back his discomfort and barely smiling, "Then what Xue Sect Leader you are as handsome and dashing as you are rich and wealthy can Tongtian cut can't be alone to appreciate your own self-concentration and self-consciousness, why don't you let me compliment you"

It's too raw.

Ass-kissing really does take talent too.

As expected, the corner of the Scroll Demon's mouth twitched and after a moment he said, "No need for that. I admit that you are very pretty, but not to the extent that I fell in love with you at first sight. And I can see that you are eager to climb up the ladder and pander to me, little lady, you have to be sincere, I won't want a girl like you who comes to me for the sake of being rich and famous and becoming the wife of the Sect Leader."

Xue Meng :""

"I hope you will soon realise that only true love is worthy of commitment, and not be a superficial woman who is greedy for money and admires vanity. Farewell."

Xue Meng chokes on his chest.

How can you talk to him like that?

As expected from Chu Wanning and Jiang Yechen, Xue Meng was a man who could not hold back his anger, and in a fit of rage, like his master and father, he suddenly lost his senses.

The Scroll Demon was horrified, "Ahhhh killing again"

"Killing is where you get so much demand."

The Scroll Demon responded hastily without forgetting to shout, "You shrew how can you shout at me just because you can't get what you want you you you, you"

A slash is dodged and the lights tremble.

The Scroll Demon narrowly avoided it, and turned his head to curse again, when he suddenly saw Xue Meng's face, restored to its original form after he had untied the scented bag, and was speechless.

Xue Meng sensed something wrong in its eyes and was instinctively alert, fearing a deception, so he withdrew his sword and crossed it in front of his chest, raising his eyebrows and saying sternly, "What are you doing?"

The scroll demon smashed his mouth twice, still with a shocked expression, "You, you you're actually a man"

"Crap."

Xue Meng was about to make another move when he heard him exclaim in awe, "Such a skilled and handsome man with a straightforward nature"

Xue Meng :""

The Scroll Demon's eyes glowed and he looked up to the sky and shouted, "Ah finally I have found my true love"

Xue Meng :""

"So Xue Meng is the most self-absorbed, in fact, as long as Xue Meng dances in front of the scroll demon for a while, it will think that the world has its own face, no need to go through all the trouble of dressing up as a woman."

When the matter was concluded, Elder Chen Xuyuan stood in the flower room of Peach Bud Villa and watched as Xue Meng was furiously conversing with the cursed and rehabilitated Master of the Horse Village.

The Ma Zhuangzhuang owner, having been relieved of his urgent need, laughed at Xue Meng's scolding, not caring at all that the trouble was originally stirred up by Xue Meng.

"Never again will you sell this scrap of scrolls that is a scourge to the people." Xue Meng concluded with these angry words.

Master Ma Chuang laughed repeatedly and said, "Yes, yes I don't want to turn into a bee any more either, to be honest, I was so scared when I saw the bird that Master Jiang had turned into and the cat that Master Chu had turned into, they could have eaten me. No more games, no more games."

Xue Meng rolled her eyes, which reluctantly agreed not to pursue the matter further.

As for the subdued scroll demon, Ma Yun re-enchanted it and sealed it into a small wooden doll, the size of a palm, and gave it to Xue Meng as a gift for subduing the demon.

Originally, Xue Meng did not want to accept this little piece of shit because the little doll opened its mouth and said, "Master Xue is handsome and graceful, and he has a great sense of style". In the past, such words might have hit Xue Meng in the ass, but Xue Meng was still upset by the Scroll Demon and was not so happy to hear it praise him.

He frowned and said, "All right, all right, almost all right, I don't like to hear nice things. No, I don't want it, it's not honest at all."

When the little doll heard this, she was anxious and said again, "Xue Lang is very beautiful, Xue Lang is very beautiful."

"Madame Wang is the best looking lady."

" Master Chu is the most amazing"

""

"Don't leave me behind Boing Boing, Master Xue is beautiful and kind-hearted oooooooooooo"

Come on, it's not easy to change one's nature, but these words still ring true to Xue Meng's ears. So Xue Meng reluctantly took the puppet, put it in a box and took it back to the summit of death and life.

Before leaving, Mei Hanxue smiled and said, "Master Xue, I suddenly want to ask if you are satisfied with my role as Shouhou, and if you are, I suggest you give me a positive review."

"You can't be judged," Xue Meng interrupted him, glaring at him and Mei Hanxue, "I'll make a note of both of you and I'll have Ming Yuelou take care of you later."

Mei Hanxue snorted out a laugh and said gently, "I'm so scared."

Mei Hanxue, on the other hand, said lightly, "Master has been in seclusion recently, so I am taking over the Snow Walk Palace headship for the time being. You are welcome to come to Kunlun at any time to sue, and I welcome you."

Xue Meng was stunned and shouted, "Mei Hanxue, you, you are shameless, is there anyone left at Kunlun Snow Walk Palace who can say what is fair?"

The morning sun shone down like golden threads on a loom, shining on the pink walls of the Peach Bud Villa with its black night cat iconography, on the rowdy youths and on the face of the poor horse owner with his hand raised in tears and laughter.

So much for this small twist in the comfort of the world.

A month later, Master Ma announced the final winner of the gift box for the Scroll of Relief event. All the gold, silver, jewellery and drawings were carried back to the top of the Dead and Alive.

As for the 500 copies of the out-of-print erotic drawings, they were, of course, intercepted halfway by the Fairy Tramper from Nanping Mountain.

"Master said to give him these books and he will forgive you for lying to him." Fairy Tramper shamelessly sent a message to Xue Meng.

When Xue Meng, who was waiting at the Loyalty Palace at the top of death and life to attend to the business of the faction, saw such a crane, she smashed it flat with her fist in anger.

"How could the master want to read such things? Besides, the master forgave me a long time ago, and he wrote me a letter more than ten days ago. Nanping Mountain and bring back the five hundred books of eroticism and burn them all."

"This," said the young disciple, his face horrified, with a bitterness that was hard to open.

Master, that's Fairy Tramper. Taking the Yellow Book from Fairy Tramper is like pulling the teeth out of a tiger's mouth, it's a death sentence!

Xue Meng glared at him, "What are you still doing? You can't let Mo Ran harm Elder Yu Heng with that shameless thing.

""

The young disciple could only go on bitterly, while silently wishing in his heart that he had met Master Mo, and perhaps there was a way out

As he pushes open the door, the dazzling sunlight reflects on the newly restored jade plaque at the Loyalty Palace, which bears the words 'A Heart to Discern', newly inscribed by Xue Meng.

The scars of parting from the past are slowly healing, and those left behind in this earthly world over the past year or two are finally learning to laugh, argue, bond, adapt, and miss each other silently again. Youth is gradually replacing obsolescence, energy is gradually replacing sadness, light is replacing darkness, and stability is replacing uncertainty.

You see, no matter how long the darkness may be, even the very night will have its day.

Laughter and laughter will still be in full bloom.

Just like today.

Extra Xue Meng: The End of the Blind Date