Chapter 341: Extra Xue Meng - Blind Date - Wangning Pounces on the Street

For good measure, before the official meeting with the Scroll Demon, Peach Bud Villa's Elder Chen asked Xue Meng to meet Chu Wanning, who was wearing the illusionary incense bag, to see if there was anything he didn't like about it and whether it suited Xue Meng's aesthetic.

But Xue Meng was still angry with Mei Hanxue, and it hurt like hell to choke on her chest, so Chen Xuyuan bumped into her, and Xue Meng rubbed her chest and said angrily, "What's not to like about this nonsense? My master is always the best."

Chen Xuyuan said, "Oh, Master Xue, he is your master, but he is not the master of the Scroll Demon."

He added: "You need to look at Master Chu as a stranger. You know that the Scroll Demon doesn't take personal feelings with him, so please look at Master Chu as a stranger again and see if he meets all your demands."

"Nonsense, I think my master is good in every way, why would it be because of my opinion?" Xue Meng's eyes widened, "I tell you, if I had met my master before, even if I didn't even know who he was, I would have thought he was the most wonderful man in the world, there is nothing wrong with him. "

Xue Meng was very firm in her words, but Chen Xuyuan still insisted: "No, no, no, let's test it, test it." With that, he pushed Xue Meng to Chu Wanning's room.

However, when Xue Meng was pushed outside the guest room and looked up at the door, she froze.

Isn't this the room that Chu Wanning slept in when they stayed together at Peach Bud Villa?

Xue Meng didn't know what Mo Ran and Chu Wanning were doing in there, so she ventured in, and Mo Ran had no choice but to hide deep inside the bed curtain.

Stop the past is too much to look back on

To avoid a repeat, Xue Meng decided that this time he would let them know he was coming, especially Mo Ran, and he would never let Mo Ran do such a shameless and ridiculous thing again.

So he began to walk back and forth across the doorway, coughing loudly and deliberately, lest the noise not be loud enough, and stamping his feet hard on the boulder tiles. He jumped and pirouetted and stomped hard

The door creaked open.

Mo Ran stood in the doorway fully clothed, tall and handsome, looking at him like he was a ghost: "What are you doing?"

Xue Meng was in a flat sandy style, he turned his head at the sound of the voice, opened his mouth and before he could answer, he heard Chu Wanning's deep cold voice coming from inside the house: " Mo Ran, is there some lost girl haunting the courtyard?"

Mo Ran laughed at once: "Oh no, it's Xue Meng."

After saying that, he lowered his voice, lowered his eyes and asked with a smile, "Just come, just knock on the door, coughing and stamping and walking around outside, we thought the yard was haunted."

Xue Meng retracted his screen-like movements and was about to pooh-pooh his cousin's handsome face when he heard Chu Wanning inside the house say, "Since your Holiness is here, what are you doing blocking him, let him in."

""Even though he knew that he had succeeded to the headship and that Chu Wanning, as the Yu Heng elder at the summit of death and life, was supposed to address himself as the venerable master, this title just didn't sit well with him.

Mo Ran smiled and flanked his tall, upright body, "Go on in."

Xue Meng said, "I want to talk to my master about a personal matter, you go out."

"Oh it's to rehearse how to deal with the Scroll Demon." Mo Ran was very dignified and didn't bother with Xue Meng, smiling, "Elder Chen has told us that it's really time to rehearse the rehearsal to avoid any accidents."

"What surprises can there be." Xue Meng rolled her eyes with her arms in her hands, "That demon creature is learning from me, so let's assume that Master is impeccable"

"That can be not necessarily." Mo Ran echoed Elder Chen's thoughts as he patted Xue Meng's shoulder, "From what I can see, you think he's impeccable because he's your master. If you had been on a blind date and met not Cold Palace, but your master, without knowing his identity, I think you would have argued with him in all probability. "

"You're full of shit." Mo Ran didn't argue with him, smiled and inclined her head a little to make way for him, and went outside to wait quite calmly herself.

Xue Meng entered the room and before she could speak, her eyes widened slightly

Chu Wanning has already put on her illusionary incense pouch, so in Xue Meng's eyes, the figure standing by the window is a tall, white-clothed fairy with beautiful eyebrows.

Her skin is as clear as a white blip on a silent night, as white as ice and unlike any earthly beauty. The candlelight casts a hazy shadow on her taut skin, which seems to glow, falling on her full forehead, her long, slightly drooping eyelashes, the curve of her soft nose, and her lips, which are as thin as the fragrant slice of her brain.

At the end, the lantern candle flame, brimming with a thin, dim light at her elegant jaw, ended gently.

It turns out that Chu Wanning's heterosexual phantasmagoria is like this.

Xue Meng stuttered, "Master, Master"

"Hmm."

Chu Wanning responded by raising his hand, putting down the long-handled silver spoon he was fiddling with the candle and turning around.

The eyes beneath the long eyebrows are naturally charming, and the end of them is like a begonia dewy with a thin red colour.

Beautiful as she is, she is a cold beauty and intimidating.

Chu Wanning gave him a look: "A bit ugly."

"" Xue Meng froze, "Ah."

"I'm afraid I'll scare that scrolling demon away." Chu Wanning said solemnly.

Xue Meng now reacted and said, "What no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Chu Wanning has never been very confident in his own appearance. In his two lifetimes he had seen many beautiful women, not to mention Mo Ran himself, Shi Mingjing and Song Qiutong, all of whom were stunningly beautiful, and Chu Wanning knew in his heart that he was a fierce and unappealing person.

Just look at Xue Meng's panic-stricken face.

Mo Ran is the only one who doesn't mind himself.

Chu Wanning shook his head and said to Xue Meng, "You sit down."

Xue Meng took his seat at the table in a formal and well-behaved manner.

Chu Wanning also sat down opposite him, brushed his sleeve, poured two cups of tea and raised his eyes: "What you lack in looks you make up for in character. Tell me what you want in a girl."

In front of the crowd at Peach Bud Villa, Xue Meng spilled out a list of over three hundred requests. But when Chu Wanning opened his mouth to ask, he was dumbfounded.

He is most concerned about how he looks in front of Chu Wanning. He has to put forward his terms and conditions in front of his master, and then Chu Wanning has to follow his terms and make a show with the scroll demon.

So he mumbled a bit and finally said sheepishly, "I... I don't ask for much. Just a live one, a female, would be fine."

Chu Wanning paused in his tea drinking and looked at him through the mist: "Yes."

"Yeah, yeah, it's just about the same, it's not a requirement."

"But what do I hear." Chu Wanning lifted his eyelashes faintly, "You make a lot of offers."

Xue Meng threw up his hands and shook them, "No, no, no, no, no. It's all because they didn't understand what I was saying, they were just talking nonsense."

"Then I don't need to be hardworking to clean the house."

Xue Meng immediately said, "I can't let you clean, I like not even washing my clothes."

"No need to stand to see you out the door, kneel to welcome you in"

"Hey, it's not like I'm from the East."

"There is no need to be submissive and skilful, to hit and scold."

"No I like a strong nature."

"No need to be able to cook"

"You must keep your fingers out of the water," Xue Meng said, "if you want to rob me of my spatula, I'll be in trouble with you."

Chu Wanning raised his eyebrows slightly: "I remember you didn't like cooking."

"New, new hobby." Xue Meng stammered in explanation, "Just recently got into it."

Chu Wanning pauses for a moment and finally asks, "So, there is no need for elders to like it either"

"No, I can make up my own mind about who I like."

It took nearly half an hour of questioning to conclude the conversation, and Xue Meng left in a state of unease. Mo Ran came in and asked with interest, " Wangning Wangning, how was the questioning?

Chu Wanning shook his head, "It's nothing harsh, it's just a misunderstanding. Xue Meng has really learned a lot in the past two years. I am very pleased."

Mo Ran :""

As a former student who used to lie to his master to avoid being punished by him, Mo Ran instinctively felt that something was wrong. Mo Ran instinctively feels that something is wrong and he feels that there is something fishy here.

It was the night of the Ohio hour.

The disciples of Peach Bud Villa report that the Scroll Demon has appeared at a chow hall in the south of the city and has flipped his card to meet the best chow hall's ching-ling. But all the women who have seen the Scroll Demon before have changed their temperament, growing chest hair and turning into shrews, so how can the madam be willing to let her see him?

Fortunately, the monks of Peach Bud Villa arrived just in time for her to send a few men to stall the Scroll Demon before turning back to ask Master Chu to come out.

"We have quietly taken Qingling from her room. Master Chu, I'm going to ask you to make sure that you drag it out for a full tea so that the enchantment will knock it out."

Chu Wanning thought to himself, "The scroll demon has been transformed to Xue Meng's liking, and despite his changeable personality, Xue Meng is a good boy who knows how to behave.

As it turns out, Chu Wanning was very wrong.

His three apprentices, Mo Ran, who was once a mouthful, were afraid that they would not be able to restrain themselves from getting into the Master's bed again, so they would pretend that they did not like him.

Shi Mei has always had a sneaking suspicion that she might reveal her intentions, so she also pretends not to like him.

In fact, these two are the ones who really don't care if he can cook or not, whether the clothes are clean or not, and other trivial things.

Xue Meng is different from both of the above, in that Xue Meng pretends to like him.

Of course, this is not the same as the other. Xue Meng truly likes his master, but it is Chu Wanning's many habits that Xue Meng can't stand the most out of the three disciples, but in order to make him praise himself, Xue Meng has to say "Master is great! "Xue Meng had to say, "Master's clothes are so clean" and "Master's vegetables and tofu are so delicious".

But the Scroll Demon is different; it amounts to a Xue Meng stripped of its personal feelings for Chu Wanning.

So, that night, after Chu Wanning met the Scroll Demon, the conversation between them went something like this

Scroll Demon: "You are the best actor here"

Chu Wanning: "Yes."

"Tch, you're not as good looking as me."

Chu Wanning :""

Sure enough, Xue Meng thinks so.

So be it, he does look bad anyway. But it doesn't matter, the character can make up for it, he's rehearsed it with Xue Meng before and there's nothing wrong with it.

So he asked blandly, "Do you want to hear the song?"

"No more, I hate listening to music, especially the Kunlun Snow Walk Palace, it gives me a headache." The Scroll Demon threw a candied fruit into his mouth. He was probably a bit scared from Jiang Xi's beating earlier, and although he shouted that Jiang Xi would be back when he escaped, he was still scared tonight and did not disguise himself as Jiang Yechen.

It is using Xue Meng's face tonight.

So Chu Wanning saw his best-behaved protégé, shaking his leg and eating candied fruit with impunity in front of him, and said arrogantly, "Hey, let's talk about life."

"Yes."

"Do you usually cook?"

"The only thing I'm good at is scribbling."

"There's no mistaking it. So useless."

Chu Wanning's eyes widened in disbelief.

Did he mishear?

Xue Meng thinks he's useless

Something must have gone wrong somewhere and he didn't get his point across.

So Chu Wanning explained, "It's not that I don't know how to do anything else, but I'm not a very good cook. I hear you like to cook, don't you?"

"Who said that nonsense" said the Scroll Demon, "A gentleman is far from the kitchen, I am not a man to cook"

"Isn't this your new hobby?"

"Of course not."

Chu Wanning :""

OK, he gets it.

So Xue Meng had lied to him before

Chu Wanning was silent for a moment and raised his eyebrows slightly, a cold light gradually appeared in his eyes.

In this way, their next conversation is even more confusing and increasingly combative.

Scroll Demon: "Can you do laundry?"

"Just soak in water for a bit and dry in the sun."

"Wow dogs are cleaner than you."

""

"Will you see me out the door standing up and welcome me in on your knees?"

"It's not like you're from the East."

"Wow dogs are more virtuous than you."

""

"You are able to be submissive and quiet, not to hit back and not to curse back."

"I think you might not be able to beat me."

"Wow dogs are gentler than you."

""

"Can you do what it takes to please my father and mother's master?"

"I am talking to you about your feelings, not with your master."

"Wow dogs know better than you."

""

"Would you mind if I practiced martial arts for twelve hours a day and didn't have time to talk to you?"

Chu Wanning was already turning blue and pouting at his use of the word "dog".

Xue Meng Xue Meng thought that this disciple would never deceive him in any way, like it or dislike it, he is a straightforward child, but unexpectedly Xue Meng's mind is actually like this

He gritted his back teeth and said angrily, "There are only twelve hours in the day, don't you have to go to bed"

I didn't expect this "Xue Meng" to be even more aggressive than him: "Just go to bed and think about going to bed, can you not be so decadent? You need to be more positive, right? Madam"

""

Chu Wanning was speechless, unable to say a word, so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

Only after a long time did his thin lips tremble slightly in anger: "You"

"What's wrong with me? I'm telling the truth. I don't think it's possible to be a lady like you, you're lazy, bad-tempered, lonely, and discontented." The scroll demon said with a disgusted face and got up, "Forget it, I heard people say before that the Qingling girls in this building are virtuous and virtuous, but it turns out it's all a lie."

"" Chu Wanning looked furious that he had been the master of three disciples. Mo Ran had pissed him off, Shi Mei had pissed him off, and he had thought Xue Meng was the least of his worries, never bothering him.

I didn't expect a scroll demon to get all three of Xue Meng's truths out of her, all of which are not good.

"No more talking to you." Scroll Demon Xue Meng turned and left, "See you again"

At that moment, the real Xue Meng was hiding in the next room of the Chu Hall with Mo Ran and the rest of the group, listening to the commotion. Elder Chen Xuyuan held up an hourglass and chattered, "Oh, it's almost time, Master Chu is worthy of being Master Chu, it's just a little more than a tea time, the demon will be stunned, hehehe."

Before the third "hey" could be uttered, a sudden, earth-shattering slashing sound of lightning was heard next door, accompanied by the screams of the Scroll Demon

"You're beating the shit out of people!"

And Chu Wanning's angry voice: "I hit you"

As soon as they pushed the door open, they saw Chu Wanning's golden question in his palm, willow vine holding the neck of the scroll demon, whose tongue was stretched out and eyes rolled back, looking like it was about to die. Chen Xuyuan rushed up to him, "Oh Master Chu, don't be angry, don't kill it, if you kill it, everyone's message will be exposed.

Chu Wanning's black eyebrows rose in anger as he snapped, "And what is there to see?"

Xue Meng was busy saying, "Master"

Chu Wanning wasn't too happy with him either, saying angrily, "Shut up, Xue Meng.

Xue Meng :""

What's wrong with Master Shifu? Not only does he not care that he's called Master anymore, he's actually going to fix him!

Xue Meng's heart was suddenly filled with mixed feelings, not knowing whether to be happy or panic-stricken, happy because it had been a long time since he had been so temperamental, and he actually missed it.

What the hell did the scroll demon say to his master that made the current Chu Wanning speak such harsh words to him?

Seeing that the scroll demon was about to wail to death, Mo Ran went over and grabbed him by the shoulders, " Wangning, let go of it."

Chu Wanning's eyes were stern, like bayonets: "I'll kill it before I let go of it"

Mo Ran cried out, "Then it's too late. Everyone's secret would have been out."

Chu Wanning said angrily, "I have nothing to hide. You do."

Mo Ran laughed and coaxed, "Naturally I do, it's just that sometimes secrets aren't kept because I'm sorry to anyone, I just don't want people to know."

Chu Wanning frowned: "What"

"Well for example," Mo Ran lowered her head, lowered her eyes and whispered something in Chu Wanning's ear.

Xue Meng then sees Mo Ran's long eyelashes stilling. His dark eyes were filled with a helpless smile and deep emotion, and his lips opened and closed slightly. When he had finished, Chu Wanning withdrew the Heavenly Question from his hand.

Chu Wanning said angrily, "You people."

Mo Ran seemed to smile a little sheepishly with his eyes lowered. He was undoubtedly handsome and mature, but the dimples on the side of his cheeks gave him the youthfulness and innocence of a teenager.

Chu Wanning seemed to want to strike with him, but Mo Ran took his hand in one and laughed, "Sorry, I just scrolled and asked too, honestly."

""

Then he lowered his head again, tilting his face sideways and clasping Chu Wanning's fingers, his warm breath almost at Chu Wanning's ear. In a low voice that only the two of them could hear, he said, "But I don't want anyone else to know what position I like Wangning best in bed with me."

It was supposed to be a love story with heavy desire and love, but Mo Ran didn't know what the scroll demon had just said to Chu Wanning, so once Chu Wanning heard the last few words, he was like having his tail stepped on, he knocked his hand on Mo Ran's head and said angrily in a reflexive manner, "What on what on what on can you not be so You need to be more positive, right? Be more sunny, think more about your husband and children, don't think about all this nonsense, read less books and more recipes, and be a good, innocent lady."

Peach Bud Villa Crowd: ""

Xue Meng :""

Mo Ran :""

Only the scroll demon took advantage of the chaos and jumped up with a carp, shouting, "Yes, yes, you're right, you've learned the essence of my congratulations" and then quickly flew out of the window with light kung fu, while flying and shouting with a hateful face, "I, Xue Meng, will definitely come back. "

""At this moment, Xue Meng suddenly understood Jiang Xi's feelings yesterday when he was so angry that he wanted to kill someone.

This demon is a real bitch.

Really.