Chapter 316: The Only Possible Present Turn Spoof IV

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"Ice creams, chocolate ice creams, vanilla ice creams, and smoothies of all flavours, come and have a look"

Young, chubby girls wearing theme park rabbit ears and holding up signs written on small wooden boards are smiling and soliciting business.

She must have been a student who had come to work during the summer holidays, her eyebrows leaping with youthful vivacity, her face flushed by the sun, her lips moist and full like syrupy cherries on a cheesecake, and despite a pimple or two on her forehead, she still looked very pretty and lovely.

A group of schoolchildren in yellow kindergarten sun hats gathered around her, chattering and chirping like little sparrows.

"Aunty would like a strawberry ice cream."

"I was here first I'll take three."

"Can I touch your bunny ears, miss?"

The bunny girl kept a bright smile for everyone, but Xue Meng noticed that she gave each child who called her sister a big scoop of creamy ice cream and handed it to them first. Those who called her auntie waited for a long time before being given a significantly smaller ice cream ball.

Xue Meng and little dragon stood watching from a distance, and little dragon subconsciously licked his noble dragon lips: "I want ice cream too, two balls, one matcha, one chocolate."

"Don't even think about it, I'm not going to buy it for you." Xue Meng said unforgivingly, "And it's in a game, they can't see us and we can't eat the ice cream here, understand?"

The little dragon rolled its eyes, desperately trying to defend the dragon it had dropped in front of the ice cream, "I'm just saying."

Xue Meng ignored it and searched the crowd as she said, "It looks like a spring trip for the kindergarten. Find out where Mo Ran is."

They soon found it.

Mo Ran didn't have much in the way of friends because his family was poor and he didn't look good as a child. He certainly didn't crowd the ice cream van like the other children in kindergarten, spending enough money for a week's worth of cheap breakfast to buy frozen cream that would soon melt.

He sat alone in the shade, his dark eyes unblinking as he stared at his classmates, licking his lips subconsciously because he was so gluttonous, before biting down in a stoic manner.

The action is identical to that of a little dragon who wants ice cream.

"Pfft." Xue Meng endured a laugh.

Little dragon felt himself blushing a little and said, "Don't laugh."

Mo Ran has no ice cream, no buddies, and very few snacks in her bag.

He sat alone under the tree and by midday he had nibbled a dry piece of bread and dumped the crumbs by the roots, staring intently at the ants lining up to share his pathetic meal.

"Don't grab it don't rush it, there's something for everyone." He muttered in a small voice, hugging his knees and watching the ants intently. He was probably so bored that he even gave them names.

"Leung, this piece you're carrying is too big, you won't be able to lift it. Do you want a smaller piece"

"Guo Dejun, you should be humble, that piece of bread was obviously the one Lin saw first, you can't bully the younger one with the older one oh no, actually you two are the same age"

The hilarity around him does not concern him much, the two transparent guys, Xue Meng and little dragon, sit next to him left and right, but give the impression that there are not just two but three invisible creatures under the tree.

Other children and teachers alike treat him as if he doesn't exist. But Mo Ran didn't feel depressed or darkened by this and had a great time playing with his ant friends.

When Mo Ran was in kindergarten, there was a popular love story on both sides of the Taiwan Straits about how you're crazy and I'm stupid, and the little one was obviously addicted to it, muttering.

"Little Swallow, don't you steal food from your sisters. I still have bread."

"Hey, Zwei, you're going the wrong way. The ant hole is this way."

Mostly because his concentrated appearance had aroused the curiosity of others, the chubbiest little man in the nursery came aggressively towards him, shaking the two soft masses of flesh on his cheeks.

When he heard Mo Ran instructing "Violet" to walk, the little fat boy's eyes widened: "What are you doing? Who are you talking to?"

Mo Ran was busy stopping him, "Don't go any further, you're going to step on my forbidden city."

Fatty: ""

Mo Ran pointed out the group of ants to him and introduced them to the little fatty with a smile, "Look, this is Tony Leung, this is Kwok, this is Lin, this is So, and that one with the extra large nostrils, that one is Erkang"

The little fat one worriedly: "Do you have a fever ants don't have nostrils."

"I'm not, I'm fine." Mo Ran said patiently, "Ants do have nostrils, you can see them if you look hard enough. And look at the one with a bit of red, that's just Lin Xinru."

The little fat man trembled: "Who are you then"

Mo Ran thought hard and said firmly, "I am the royal ama."

Xue Meng and little dragon were laughing their heads off as Xue Meng hooked his transparent arm around the little guy, which Mo Ran couldn't see, and burst into tears of joy: "I'm in love with this baby, I'm going to find Mo Ran in reality when the job is over and make friends with him hahahahaha! "

little dragon also squealed with laughter, "Then you'll be a king, the emperor's sworn brother, hahahahaha"

Unfortunately, Mo Ran's amusement was not lost on the little chubby man, who treated him like a psychopath and gave him a frightened look before turning and running like a little chariot of flesh, barely a metre tall but weighing nearly eighty pounds, and tripping over a stone as he ran, lifting his trousers and continuing to run.

A little later, Mo Ran had the idea to build a park for the ants.

Xue Meng sat by and watched as the little one built bridges with branches, used leaves as shade and even built a small fence of stones. But he still felt that beauty was not enough, and he dug a small hole with a not too deep or shallow hole, then patted his grey hands and turned towards the stream deep in the woods.

"What's he doing there?" asked little dragon in disbelief as he looked at the ant park Mo Ran had built.

Xue Meng stared at the crater: "I think he might be trying to make an artificial lake for the ants."

"Doesn't he know that water will seep down when it's poured into the soil?"

This time it was Xue Meng's turn to roll his eyes: "Big brother, he's only in kindergarten, he can't be more than six."

As the two dragons mumble, Xue Meng's eyes suddenly catch a glimpse of a child walking along a small gravel path not far away. He is stunned and then startled, elbowing little dragon furiously: "Look at the time, what time is it?

Little dragon stumbled as he hit him and grimaced in annoyance, "What are you doing?

"Quickly, quickly, quickly," but Xue Meng's expression was like a ghost, "here comes the quick time boss."

"bo what bo" little dragon choked before he could pronounce "ss" as he followed Xue Meng's line of sight, "ahhhhh "

They frantically started looking for a watch or some other timekeeping device on themselves.

Chu Wanning is really in this park."

"I thought you said they were both buy-one-get-one-free shampoos, what's so strange about that?" Xue Meng, who couldn't find her watch or her phone, was furious.

"I take it back" little dragon howled, "they're not buy one get one free shampoo, that stuff arrives home and unwraps, they're Oreo sandwiches and biscuit sheets"

Whatever they were, Chu Wanning as a child was drawn to the branches, stones and dead leaves that had obviously been fiddled with under the tree, as well as the unfinished pit, as she passed by the large tree.

He was stunned for a moment, then slowly walked under the empty Xue Meng and little dragon trees, the shade of which cast a gentle light on his fair skin, and looked down, silently, at the 'ant park', then up again, looking from side to side.

With no one around, this seems to be a deserted project.

Chu Wanning hesitates for a moment and then, dressed in his exquisitely crafted little white shirt and pale blue trousers, he steps on the dirty mud puddle with his soft little leather shoes imported from Italy and, to the silent protests of Xue Meng and little dragon, fiddles with the "architectural relics" left by Mo Ran ".

"It's over." Xue Meng said.

"It's all fucking over." little dragon said.

" Chu Wanning The main line is about to be triggered again." They both said in unison.

Sure enough, when Mo Ran returned with a bottle of stream water in a plastic bottle, he was surprised to find an unexpected visitor to his 'park'.

"Don't you move."

Startled as a child, Chu Wanning rose to her feet, her cat-like eyes rolling round to stare at the small, panting, dirty child running in the distance.

"I'm not" Chu Wanning, still holding the branch in one hand and a little embarrassed, looked down at the park and back up at the child in front of him, "I'm just"

The little dirty boy anxiously and nervously stands in front of his ant park: "This is not an illegal building"

Chu Wanning :""

Dirty boy Mo Ran: "Can't take it apart."

Chu Wanning: "I don't intend to demolish it either."

""

"I think it's beautiful." Chu Wanning asked tentatively, "Can I play with you?"

So these two kids somehow managed to play together.

Mo Ran's previous stone fence was suggested by Chu Wanning to be rebuilt with twigs and they both thought it was a good idea.

They worked together to rebuild the fence, lined the dug holes with plastic bags and filled them with water from the stream to create an artificial lake.

Chu Wanning picked up a few begonia petals from somewhere and sprinkled them on the 'lake'. They even put two tiny ants on the petals and invited them to experience the lightly fragrant petal boat.

Mo Ran was digging the puddle a little harder and splashed mud on Chu Wanning's apparently valuable clothes. Chu Wanning was unconcerned, as he and the dirty boy he had just met shared a common interest and aesthetic, and they had a great time, ignoring their clothes, the mud on their hands and the sweat on their faces.

Just two pairs of eyes bright as stars. And two pairs of tiny hands making a dreamlike ant-land.

The sun sets in the west.

While the kindergarteners were returning to the group, Chu Wanning came with her father and still had plenty of time.

"Finish building the tall tower for me." Mo Ran said reluctantly to his young friend before running onto the bus.

A smile appeared on Chu Wanning's small face, which didn't have much expression, and he smiled, "Okay. I'll have my dad come over and take pictures when I'm done building it."

"Show me the next time you get a chance."

"Well, I'll show you next time I get a chance."

Mo Ran froze for a moment and then suddenly, as if remembering something, exclaimed, "Ah I, I can't believe I haven't even asked your name after all the time we've been playing"

Chu Wanning also froze for a moment, then his eyebrows relaxed and his expression brightened: "Really, I forgot too"

Mo Ran ha-ha-ha, "I always feel like we've known each other for a long time."

Chu Wanning pursed his lips without saying anything, but his eyes were smiling.

"My name is Mo Ran and I'm in the middle class at Drunken Fish Kindergarten." Mo Ran thought for a moment and held out his dirty, mud-covered hand like a little adult, just like in the TV show, but quickly retracted it and wiped it on his shirt before handing it back to Chu Wanning, who grinned, "It's nice to meet you."

Without disdain or hesitation, Chu Wanning took hold of his little friend's muddy paws that could not be wiped clean, his fine black hair whipping slightly in the wind: "It's nice to meet you. My name is Chu Wanning."

"I suddenly think." Beside him, little dragon silently spat, "They're fine like that."

"You don't say." Xue Meng's head hurt a little, "I think I'm a bit impressed too"

little dragon shouted sharply: "Can't be impressed can't be brainwashed we have to contribute to genetic engineering"

"Right," Xue Meng said sternly with an awakened look on her face, "I've noted the approximate time and route Chu Wanning will take, so let's restart this round, this time we'll be prepared and we'll be able to stop Chu Wanning from triggering the main line. "

Published at: 06/19/2022 14:00