Chapter 36: Not being human
Original Translations: Crafted with Care, No Unauthorized Reposting Allowed.
Sheng Mingzhi :?
His brother sounded as if he had done something unforgivable.
Sheng Mingzhi, of course, was not convinced and immediately retorted, "Why are you so angry?"
He hesitated, "You're going through menopause?"
Sheng Xu: ......
In the end, Sheng Mingzhi didn't get to the bottom of it.
Instead, a day later, the trailer for The Internship came out, and in just three minutes of clips, it had already shot straight to the top of the Weibo trending topics.
Various artistes and guests who have participated in the show also fancy buying heat.
In no time at all, the top 10 hot searches were contracted to five, attracting some passers-by who hadn't originally followed the show.
Fans actively control the comments in the hot seat.
Hot off the press with Yu Jie: # Yu Jie's handmade snacks come to life
In the preview, Yu Jie is shown making snacks in advance and giving them to the actors and actresses in the show.
Fan Control Comment.
"Thank you to all the seniors for your support of Little Yu~"
"Newcomer Little Yu, please tell me more."
"Oooooooooh, babies are so beautiful and kind-hearted!"
"So sweet, always the sweet Little Yu!"
Yu Jie also retweeted as requested by his manager, following his usual sweetheart line.
@ Yu Jie: Thanks for meeting the crew, and here's to working with Little Yu, the intern!
Hot off the press for Su Yang, the rich kid who came to the internship round-up: #SuYang drove a luxury car to the internship
The actor has built up a following in a short period of time by relying on his previous persona of being a wealthy young man in the world.
"23333 Little Su surprised to drive a million dollar car to internship ......"
"Hahahaha, it feels like the young master is on a private visit~"
"Somehow some cute going on!"
" If Sheng Jia doesn't accept our young master, the young master will buy Sheng Jia (just kidding)"
"I'm the only one who noticed that the young master's education is not bad, among a large wave of 985, it's not bad at all!"
"Real high rollers, teary eyed TvT"
Su Yang retweeted immediately afterwards.
@ Su Yang: Looking forward to it.
The high-spirited retweet captured a whole bunch of fan girls again.
The response from fans and passers-by was good, and the first round of aftershocks was a success.
Yu Jie was content to slide down the list of hot searches, looking at himself in the top spot with a faint smile.
Now that he is the most sought-after artist in the company, he is certainly a high ranking searcher.
The rest of the cast is either a non-flux actor, or a vegetarian or a dumb actor.
It's not competitive with him at all.
As soon as he refreshed his Twitter account, the expression on Yu Jie's face froze.
The smile didn't last more than a few seconds before I saw Sheng Mingzhi's name in the second spot of the hot search.
# Sheng Mingzhi Inner Entertainment Quarrel King
What is it?
What b hot search?
It's not even second in the entertainment list, it's second in all the hot searches.
This is a position that can't be bought at all, it's a straightforward rush up in a short period of time.
Yu Jie's face is beetle-eyed as he clicks into the trailer that sent Sheng Mingzhi into the hot seat.
He then took up a dozen seconds, but they were enough to be fishy.
The first shot is of him and Yu Jie having a flaming conversation on set.
After editing, Yu Jie is cut into a pitiful Little Bai flower who is bullied by her seniors in the scene, and Sheng Mingzhi looks like an unforgiving, vicious male counterpart.
The second shot is those few lines of dialogue with the actress.
The actress doesn't say a word, but Sheng Mingzhi's line "If you want to change the crew, go to the director" is cut in, almost as if the unfriendliness is written on her face.
Throughout, it's simply a prick.
The anti-fans in the hotspots are already mocking it in a sinister way.
"Families, I know who it is when I see this hot take, who gets it?"
"Sheng Mingzhi, as expected of you.jpg"
"Laughing my ass off @ShengMingzhi did you go to the variety show or did you go to the fight?"
"I wanted to come out and defend myself, but when I saw it was Sheng Mingzhi, I let it go... I misunderstood Chick Entertainment this time!"
"There are no malicious clips in the world of little wastes, only his true malice."
"Was looking forward to the show whatsoever, now I kind of want to watch it (fight up fight up.jpg)"
"I say to all the seniors of the interns, run.jpg"
And unknown passers-by.
"Why is this hot search painting such a strange picture ......"
"Who can understand when you click in and watch the video ready to open up with the fan who controls the commentary, only to find that the fan is already cursing?"
"No, who is this Sheng Mingzhi ...... looks so good ......"
"It's rare to see a high level hotspot without fan-controlled comments ...... A bit of a good feeling for the star ......"
......
Sheng Mingzhi also received a WeChat alert from Little Wang at this time.
Little Wang: [Weibo text: I'm looking forward to this internship and hope to work with you all! (posted around 6:20)]
Little Wang: [Remember not to forget to retweet the tweets, and don't go to the hotspots! And don't come down and tear it up!!!]
After a minute, Little Wang gave in: [Don't use a big number even if it's a rip-off, Dad! (bursts into tears)]
Sheng Mingzhi: [......]
He casually copied Little Wang's words in a tweet and retweeted them.
@ Sheng Mingzhi: Remember don't forget to retweet the tweets and don't go looking for hot searches!!! And don't go down there and rip it up!!! //@I am an intern official blog: Calling the interns ......
Just as I sent it, Sheng Mingzhi realised that he had copied it by mistake.
He: ......
Deleted in seconds.
Re-issue.
@ShengMingzhi: Weibo text: Looking forward to this internship, hope to work with you all! (posted around 6:20pm) // @I'm an intern official blog: Calling the interns ......
......
......
This one was screenshotted by Little Wang.
Already bombarding Sheng Mingzhi in WeChat.
[???].
[？？？？]
Sheng Mingzhi had a heart attack and once again deleted it in seconds.
Then finally a normal one was posted.
@ShengMingzhi: Looking forward to this internship, hope we have a great time working with you all ^0^! //@I am an intern official blog: Calling the interns ......
The tweet was edited three times.
The comments on Sheng Mingzhi have really blown up, and I can see with my toes that the anti-fans are at it again.
He sneered and picked out a few raised replies.
"Laughing and throwing up. What's your attitude?"
[Is this how you treat your father?
"Can you walk the walk when it comes to business tweets? See what the fuck you can do right?"
[I see you're pretty mean, why don't you come to work tomorrow? I'm short of a dog on my Q.Q farm.]
"The whole-section-collapses."
[Why don't I tweet it to you and you post it?
"Didn't you hear the agent tell you not to come down and tear it up?"
[Did you not hear me when I told you to get the hell out of my happy internet?
"For those who came in from the hotspots look here, let me clarify, Sheng Mingzhi was not maliciously edited, he is that malicious himself!"
[Clarification is possible, but not necessary.]
......
Just a few minutes.
Sheng Mingzhi's black hot search has shot to number one.
Other artists tweet in a disciplined manner and interact with their fans in a sweet and nice way.
He not only makes mistakes in his tweets, but also doesn't have a good face when interacting with his fans.
It was the first time Wenwen had seen this spectacle.
Sheng Mingzhi's face was already pale with fear when he came down to fight anti-fans in person.
He turned to Little Wang: " Brother Wang, what's going to happen now-"
As a result, Little Wang's face was calm, more like he had been smoothed out by Sheng Mingzhi's temper, and he said, "No."
He paused and added, "You'll get used to it later."
And your salary will get used to it all.jpg
Sheng Mingzhi's buzz continued into the night.
The anti-fans finally ran out of curses and the square began to be taken over by passers-by.
It is probably because Sheng Mingzhi's character is so lively and realistic in a pile of internal entertainment 'dummies'.
Instead, it attracted the attention of some passers-by.
"Why do I think this little brother is kinda funny."
"It's so brave because it's too mushy to talk, right? 2333"
"Honestly it's great to see him dislike anti-fans, if only my brother could be that reckless! (cries out)"
"Isn't he the one who came out of the ring last time with his husband live?" "He's the one who stuffed me with a mouthful of dog food!"
"Yes, that's right, the last time that inner-entertainment anti-Japanese hero said the same thing about him ......"
"Laughing my ass off, what a hilarious way for this paste b to come out of the ring! I'm kind of intrigued!"
"Oh. This is not Sheng Mingzhi, our debut three years back is still a vegetarian, not forgetting the first man to death is the representative star of the paste curry (dog head"
......
Sheng Mingzhi has not been followed up on.
As for his anti-fans jumping up and down in the square denying that they are fans, Sheng Mingzhi is not aware of this either.
On the first day of the trailer for I'm an Intern, the top trending topic and data on the major search engines was Sheng Mingzhi.
And it's a ride to the extent that, although it's all negative news, it does manage to be unprecedented.
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When I arrived home in the evening, Little Wang's WeChat message came through.
The first official day of the internship programme was an audition. There were about 10 interns in total, five celebrities experiencing workplace life and five real university students who came for the internship, each had to prepare a CV and only those who passed the interview would go on to the next round of filming.
That said, the internship programme is somewhat of a knockout system.
Of course, Sheng Mingzhi knows on his toes that there is a script.
The reality of the workplace is brutal, but variety is basically show business, and the most important thing is to watch as well as to discuss, and to be moved by irrelevant egos.
So all ten were able to pass the interview after some intense competition with a script.
Boring set.
It just goes without saying that a vegetarian student's CV goes without saying.
Each one of them is gorgeous, and there are several post-doctoral students studying abroad.
The rest of the celebrity bio is a bit crotch-pulling.
The show has selected as many highly educated guests as possible, but there are still a few nine-year compulsory school leaks.
Yu Jie's CV is a forgery.
I did not finish junior high school, but my CV says I graduated from YunJing University of Arts with a bachelor's degree.
Su Yang's CV is not falsified, but it does not carry much weight.
Sheng Mingzhi heard about this illegitimate son from Shen Ling, who seems to have a messy private life and is a man and a woman, but after arriving in the entertainment industry, he has taken the route of the cool guy of the ascetic system of the Flower of the Highlands.
Little Wang: [There's still a degree left on my CV, what do you think we should make up?
Little Wang ：【or else YunJing Art University, I am more familiar with their university professors, so I can give you a name when the time comes】.
Sheng Mingzhi ; [?
Sheng Mingzhi: [Who told you I was studying at Yida?
He looked puzzled.
Little Wang: [Of course I know you're not!
Little Wang: [But they have made up such a great university, so we can't lose!
After typing this sentence, Little Wang suddenly remembered that he had never asked Sheng Mingzhi about his education.
He was under the impression that students like Sheng Mingzhi, who loved to argue with people on the Internet, were probably not highly educated.
To be precise, the whole of Inner Entertainment is not very well educated, I think.
Some time ago there were also fakes of their own papers, directly picked up, and then the whole network of society died.
Little Wang is a bit hesitant.
After some thought, I changed my mind.
[Or else fill in your own alma mater].
[Did you go to university?
Sheng Mingzhi Slowly: [Read it.
He: [ Department of Finance, YunJing University].
......
......
It took about ten seconds for the other end to reply.
[Brother. Let's not be so pompous, okay?
Little Wang sent an emoji of a sweating soybean: [It's too much to make up, it'll be picked up and killed in a minute.
Sheng Mingzhi saw that Little Wang did not believe him and did not bother to pay attention to him.
But not many people would believe it, after all, Sheng Mingzhi has a face that doesn't look like it's going to study well.
But he actually, from a young age, did quite well.
After Little Wang finished his CV, he sent a copy to Sheng Mingzhi's email address and asked him to see if there was anything he didn't like.
Sheng Mingzhi glanced at his degree, and Little Wang had indeed made up a YunJing University of the Arts for him.
This is what Lu Jiayan saw when he returned from the office.
Sheng Mingzhi is dressed in a very comfortable homely lounge suit, nibbling on an apple and staring intently at his computer.
It looks seriously, kind of cute.
His movement alerted Sheng Mingzhi.
The next moment, Sheng Mingzhi looked up and saw him.
Why are you back so early today?
Sheng Mingzhi was inwardly surprised for a moment.
Lu Jiayan took off his suit jacket and came around to his side.
Sheng Mingzhi suddenly remembered that he was going for an interview at Sheng Jia tomorrow, and that he was in front of Sheng Jia's boss.
How about showing him your CV?
Although it is said that Sheng Mingzhi has basically zero desire to win in the variety show.
But when he thinks of Yu Jie, that old cunt, being on the same show as him, he doesn't want to lose to the other guy!
After a moment's hesitation, Sheng Mingzhi called out, "Brother Jiayan," in a good-natured manner.
Lu Jiayan raises an eyebrow.
Whenever this little ancestor called him "Brother Jiayan" in a more respectful manner, nothing good came out of it.
Either he had done something wrong in his heart or he had something to ask him for.
This time it was the latter.
Sheng Mingzhi turns the computer screen towards Lu Jiayan, a CV for a job interview.
He tilted his head blearily and looked up, his fox eyes becoming rounded at this time, his upper eye line innocent and cute, practically in foul play.
"Can you look at my CV for me?"
Lu Jiayan opened the door: "For the interview tomorrow."
Sheng Mingzhi was not surprised that her plastic husband knew that he would be interviewing Sheng Jia.
This old perverted control freak is so close to knowing how much rice he eats in a meal! Don't think he doesn't know that Lu Jiayan has someone watching his schedule every day!
Sheng Mingzhi nods.
Lu Jiayan sits obediently beside him.
The man's proximity brought with it something of an encroaching force, his breath close at hand, and Sheng Mingzhi was a little subtly awkward for a moment.
He was still a little uncomfortable being so close to Lu Jiayan under the bed.
The arms and legs are stiff and don't know how to swing.
Lu Jiayan suddenly spoke up: "Just looking at the CV?"
Sheng Mingzhi was embarrassed when he heard the words and slowly emerged with a question mark: ?
The other party curled his lips ambiguously, "Not going to bribe this interviewer in advance."
Sheng Mingzhi: ......
There is no need to do so.
Lu Jiayan said in a matter-of-fact way, "After all, it's not impossible."
Your mother, the old pervert.
I don't even want to!!!
Sheng Mingzhi took a deep breath: " Lu Jiayan, can you behave yourself!"
"Well." Lu Jiayan curbed his smile and said seriously, "I'm not making my proposal to you in a serious way."
He dropped his eyes to his CV and read it with a straight face.
Froze at the sight of the qualifications.
"Did you study at YunJing Yea University?"
"No."
Sheng Mingzhi said casually, " Little Wang 亂填的."
He was about to say that he had studied at King's University in college, but for some reason the words came to his lips.
Suddenly, I don't want to talk about it.
Or, not wanting to say it in front of Lu Jiayan.
Luckily Lu Jiayan didn't press the issue either.
Read on.
The CV is in a few lines.
A brief introduction to Sheng Mingzhi's university career.
She was scouted by a talent scout when she was a sophomore, and then started filming while studying.
At this point, Lu Jiayan suddenly pauses and the atmosphere freezes a little.
"You started filming when you were a sophomore?"
Sheng Mingzhi didn't notice anything wrong: "Yeah."
Lu Jiayan's face was a little odd: "You only graduated from university last year?"
Sheng Mingzhi continued to nod, "Right."
-- but they were married three years ago.
In other words, Sheng Mingzhi was only in her second year of university when she married him.
High school graduation, just two years past.
A silence fell over the living room.
Sheng Mingzhi said blankly, "Why don't you say anything."
It was only after a long time that Lu Jiayan spoke subtly: "...... is nothing."
It just suddenly felt like I had been a bit of a non-entity before.