Chapter 146: Pregnancy and baby - [Why are the Protagonist Gong and Shou Fighting Because of Me?]

Half a month before her due date, Tang Bai saw red and her baby couldn't stay in her belly and wanted to come out early.

The family rushed to the hospital, everyone panicked but Tang Bai, who was calmly dressed in a pregnant woman's outfit, playing a game and gasping for breath as she endured the pain.

"Does it hurt? Let's not play the game for now." Xie Ruhang said in distress.

"No, no, I can't screw my teammates!" Tang Bai said with team spirit and righteousness.

"Then I'll fight for you." Xie Ruhang hastened to persuade in a different way.

"Go away, you're not as good as me." Tang Bai gritted her teeth and finished the game before opting out.

The teammate who wanted to continue to be carried away by the big man asked attentively, "When are you coming back, big man?"

Tang Bai: "When I've had the baby."

Teammate: "?!?!?????"

Even though he had already done the pregnancy experience, when Tang Bai actually experienced it, he wanted to jump off a building.

Every time Tang Bai thought it couldn't hurt any more, the next wave of pain hit him like crazy and he let out a whimper of pain, the last of his reserve keeping him from bawling out, otherwise he would have been ashamed if a nurse or doctor had said in private that the omega light had cried out in pain in childbirth.

"If it hurts, pinch my hand." Xie Ruhang placed her hand next to Tang Bai's, who had cut her nails short before coming to the hospital so that she could pinch Xie Ruhang at will.

Amber eyes burst into tears as Tang Bai felt his stomach being punched by tens of thousands of people, he didn't even have the strength to cry out in pain, let alone pinch someone, not to mention Brother Xie your hands were already covered in scars! Choke, choke, choke! What's the point of pinching?

Go away, you bloody dog alpha that makes me cry!!!

When Xie Ruhang saw Tang Bai curled up in bed, her lips blue and her hair wet with cold sweat, his heart seized up and he wanted to bear the pain for Tang Bai.

Tang Bai has only opened three fingers for the painless delivery injection, Tang Bai has only opened one finger, and he is already in pain to the point of delirium as he grabs a nurse's hand and says in a breathless voice, "I, I want to go painless, I can pay extra ......"

The nurse said with teary eyes, "God of men, even if you give me your autograph, we can't break the rules."

Tang Bai's eyes rolled back and he fell into bed, losing his dream and crying out.

"Tang Tang, don't cry, don't cry. Mama Tang coaxed heartily, a mother who could not bear to see her child suffer like this, and her tears were coming out.

Tang Bai whimpered and shook Mama Tang's hand. It was really too hard to have a baby and he would never argue with his mother again from now on.

"Hang in there, it takes longer to get from the first to the third finger, but we're so strong Tang Tang, we'll make it." Tang Bai shook off Mama Tang's hand in anguish, No, I can't, I can't!

" Tang Tang, Grandpa has found a movie that he heard was good, would you like to see it for a distraction?" Grandpa Tang came over and tried to share the movie with Tang Bai whose mind was in turmoil as he realised that human sorrow and joy were not connected and everyone was trying to comfort him but he just felt the noise.

Alone, he was strong enough to use Lamaze breathing to relieve the pain, and once he didn't use it, the pain instantly increased, scaring Tang Bai into concentrating on regulating his breathing.

By 3pm, Tang Bai's eyes were so lazy that she couldn't even whimper, and that's when the doctor said she was ready for the third finger and could go pain-free.

Tang Bai shivered and lifted her eyes like a flashback and choked out, "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, quick, quick hit ......"

After the painless injection, Tang Bai's whole body was instantly reborn. The painless injection is not the same as painless, but it can reduce most of the pain.

Tang Bai told Xie Ruhang, crying and laughing, that painless birth was one of the greatest inventions in human history, and by this time Xie Ruhang was so distraught that he didn't know what to say, "You're so strong today, I'm impressed."

Tang Bai gave himself a strong thumbs up, he was now in a better mood after the pain-free treatment, he was not as annoyed as before when he was looking at who he wanted to hit. Xie Ruhang was walking up and down the corridor of the waiting room, dangling oxytocin, to promote contractions and cervical opening.

At 8pm, Tang Bai reached the seventh finger. He could see the contraction peaks at regular intervals on the monitor, which gave Tang Bai great confidence that it would not be too long between the seventh and the tenth finger, and he had to push hard to get to the tenth finger for delivery.

Tang Bai was more worried about the scars of a caesarean than the pain of a normal birth, because after all, pain is only temporary, but ugliness is a lifelong thing.

By the time her ten fingers were opened, Tang Bai was already in pain and so sleepy that her brain turned to mush and she was pushed onto the operating table in a daze.

Xie Ruhang stood at the door of the maternity ward waiting. He had never felt that time had passed so long, and his anxiety made him pace the corridor, and after an unknown amount of time, the sound of a baby crying loudly came from the operating theatre.

Because Tang Bai's diet and exercise were well controlled during his pregnancy under Xie Ruhang's strict supervision, and because the fetal position was correct, Tang Bai only had to suffer for half an hour before his demented face was wheeled into the observation room and the baby, who had been in his belly for nine months, was placed by the nurse at his side.

His face is small and his eyes are the same as Xie Ruhang's, black phoenix eyes, but his face is so ugly that it makes Tang Bai cry.

He knew a newborn child would be ugly, but he didn't expect it to be this ugly.

Tang Bai looked breathlessly at his and Xie Ruhang's baby, so small, not yet able to speak, its little mouth open as if it wanted to drink milk, and as if it was greeting him, and for some reason Tang Bai's nose suddenly sank, and he whispered, "Hello clown egg, I'm your little father."

The first thing Xie Ruhang saw when he entered the room was Tang Bai, his mind was on Tang Bai and he immediately took out a tissue when he saw that Tang Bai was about to shed tears, "Does it still hurt?"

"I'm fine, come and see your cub."

Xie Ruhang looked at the well-behaved child who did not say a word and said softly, "Our children are so cute."

Tang Bai: "?" Brother Xie, what's wrong with you? Brother Xie, are you blind?

"Yes, this nose and mouth look so much like Tang Tang's when you were little, they are just like you." After a few compliments, Mama Tang couldn't help but look at Tang Bai, she saw how weak Tang Bai looked and wanted to cry again. Are you hungry? Mama has made soup for you."

Like a triumphant hero, Tang Bai receives a shower of admiring glances as he drinks some hot soup and discusses the baby's name with everyone.

He and Xie Ruhang drew lots to choose the name of their child, Tang Bai, which they had been working on for months, but were not particularly happy with.

Tang Bai logged onto her Star.com account and happily informed everyone, "It's a baby boy, crowdfund a name online."

@NotEatingGreenPeppera: Don Boyz [meow.jpg]

@ThinkMyMoneyWasWon: Don Black [doghead.jpg]

@QingAaMingMeng: Tang Jade-Hon (Hon is jade, jade-Hon is the colour of jade that's white)

@NEzYt_: Mu Qing of the Tang Dynasty, 'Dang Zhi Shi - The Masses': 'Ji Fu made a recitation, Mu like a clear breeze'. Mu Qing refers to the clear and harmonious air.

......

Tang Bai took a look at the bunch of sand sculptors in the comments section, and although he didn't find any big names that he particularly liked, he did pick many for the shortlist, such as Tang Milk Tea, Tang Bo Bo Bo, Tang Gourd, etc.

Grandpa Tang pondered for a moment and said, "Why don't we call the child 'Tang Qian Yan', after the poem 'In the old days, the swallows in front of the Hall of King Xie flew into ordinary people's homes'? This way, although the child does not have the same surname as Little Xie, the name will remind people that there is a Xie surname before Tang."

"And this poem is similar to the cause you two are fighting for. Isn't this what you are doing, that you are letting the old-time swallows in the Hall of the King's Thanks fly into the homes of ordinary people?"

When Tang Bai heard the name, he couldn't help but feel that it not only reflected Grandpa Tang's mastery in serving water, but also showed Grandpa Tang's rich cultural heritage.

He pondered again, with his tenth-grade lightning-avoidance master's desire to survive, that although the poem is about the fall of the Xie family, the Xie family in the poem refers to the corrupt royal family, while Xie Ruhang's family is the ordinary family in the poem.

" Brother Xie, what do you think of the name Tang Qian Yan?"

Xie Ruhang looked at the baby and smiled, "Little Qian Yan, I am your father."

Tang Qian Yan's Breeding Diary by Tang Bai

Tang Qianyan is the legendary angel baby, his routine is basically the same as that of the adults, he sleeps when I sleep and wakes when I wake up, he was extremely alert as a baby, whenever I had to leave him for a short while, his eyes would glare like a bell.

With a picture of Tang Qianyan's child's shock emoji [Tang tongling shock.jpg].

I often suspect that Tangqian Yan in my body installed a radar, once I was ready to go out to get a delivery, shoes are not put on, Tangqian Yan wow cry, scared I had to hold Tangqian Yan to get a delivery, along the way he gave me a performance [Tang copper bell shock 1.0] [Tang copper bell shock 2.0] [Tang copper bell shock 3.0], very good tsunami.

But he's so clingy that it occasionally gets a bit annoying for me.

This is perhaps the sweet trouble.

No more writing, gotta go hug Tang Qian Yan.

Tangqian Yan is a smart kid who follows me and speaks quickly, and the first word he knows is "little dad".

Good, I'm happy, my boy! Daddy didn't love you for nothing!

Brother Xie and I bought a bunch of children's toys and Grandpa made a lot of toys. I thought Tang Qianyan would be the first to experience these toys, but to my surprise, Brother Xie had a lot of fun with them.

I can see that Brother Xie is also a child, a Xie Ruhang child.

But the children's toys are really quite interesting nowadays.

Since the birth of Tang Qianyan, my grandfather has often come to our house, refusing to say that he is there to see Tang Qianyan, but each time he talks to me for a few minutes and then carries Tang Qianyan out for a walk.

Tang Qianyan was so little, lying on his grandfather's shoulder like a kitten, and was exhausted every time he returned from his walks.

I once went out for a walk with my grandfather ...... Oh no, after taking Tang Qianyan for a walk, I found that there was indeed a lot of physical work involved in going out with my grandfather, who always made Tang Qianyan perform reciting ancient poems, calculating addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within 100, and switching between four languages for his old friends ......

This series of talent show is a huge physical exertion for Tang Qianyan who is so lazy that he won't even hold a bottle.

I told Brother Xie about it, and Brother Xie thought, as I did, that there was a dark secret.

Case solved.

Grandpa the old boy actually feed Tang Qian Yan sweets!!! I've told you hundreds of times not to give Tang Qian Yan candy not to give Tang Qian Yan candy ！！！！！！！！！ Sooner or later, Tangqian Yan will have to eat a mouthful of cavities!

Tang Qianyan does not watch much cartoons, every day, watching the food broadcast, watching with a small face, expression than reading textbooks are also serious, dreaming will report the name of the dish, ah this, where I am hungry to him?

I said I was very tired from work and didn't want to bother doing this, but Tang Qian Yan was very attentive to give me a massage, so I can say it's a very unprofitable heart boy.

Brother Xie looked a little hot, asked Tang Qian Yan why not help him massage, Tang Qian Yan lying on my shoulder playing dead, said to an adult massage is too tired, I am still just a three-year-old baby, you can not abuse child labor.

In fact, he thought that Brother Xie's cooking was not good enough.

He doesn't eat much of Brother Xie's food, he always has half a bowl left over, and he's very picky.

Brother Xie was so angry that he said he would take over the family's meals for a week.

Tang Qianyan's child is starting kindergarten!

I took him to the barber yesterday to get a new haircut, with a picture [Tang Qian Yan mugshot].

He looks so cute in his kindergarten uniform! He looks so cute with his little backpack! He is so cute! He's even cuter when he waves goodbye to us as he enters the school!

I've been thinking at work today about how Tangqian Yan's kids will feel when we're away, and whether he'll make good friends. I know Tang Qianyan's kids have always thought their peers were too stupid ......

Fuck (a plant)

I was called to parent, Tangqian Yan the little villain gave me trouble on the first day of kindergarten, he used some method to make all the children within a meter to serve him dessert, then he ate all 12 pieces of chocolate all by himself ......

I punished Tang Qianyan for not eating dessert for a week, and made twelve desserts for those children to suppress them, just not for Tang Qianyan, which almost made Tang Qianyan cry.

Tang Qianyan and I were chattering, and while talking about getting high, he said he didn't force the other children to hand over the chocolates, it was those children who saw him as good-looking and wanted to be friends with him, and he said that to be friends with him they first had to give him the chocolates.

I said aren't you just forcing it?

Tang Qianyan said innocently, "They covet my beauty and I crave their chocolate, isn't this an exchange of equals?

...... Damn, at first glance it actually makes sense.

As I was deep in thought, Tang Qianyan gave me all the melon seeds he was high on and said, "Little Dad, you eat.

When you're so old that you lose all your teeth, I'll get high on melon seeds for you too, little dad.

Tang Qianyan has called her grandfather more than a dozen times this week, and her little mouth seems to be covered in honey, saying she wants to see her grandfather.

Heh, I've seen through Tang Qianyan, a profitless little villain.

Did you want to see your grandpa? You obviously want to be fed by Grandpa!

It's amazing that Tang Qianyan is a gaming wizard, breaking the records I set when I was four years old in Little Spaceship Adventures, Little Tang and Marvel Mecha Maker Around the World.

I took him into Starcraft, which I play most often, and many players have commented that he is a reassuringly good teammate who has made many online friends on there, the only bad thing is that there seems to be omega's who want to cyber with him.

I didn't expect Tang Qianyan to have early love at the age of five, [Tang tongling shock.jpg]

Brother Xie calls on Tang Qianyan to work out every day, but Tang is really lazy, a veteran bedwetter who wraps himself up in a blanket and plays dead every time.

I thought at first that Tang Qianyan was too young to do much exercise, but today I noticed that Tang Qianyan has a small tummy ......

Although chubby human cubs are cute too, it's hard to lose weight when you're young and hard to lose it when you grow up, so I'm all for Brother Xie taking Tang Qian Yan to exercise.

I said at length to Tang Qianyan, "Qianyan ah, your little father I am at least a star top stream right? As my child, you will be photographed by the media, and while they will code your face, they will not code your little belly."

"You don't want to grow up to be a man and have pictures of your childhood chubby little self flying around, do you?"

Tang Qianyan hugged my thigh and said in a milky voice, "What does it matter? Little Papa you designed the first form of Boing Strike Sky round and chubby, will people say it's ugly?"

"No, everyone compliments him on how cute he is."

"Its second form partially mechatized can make mechatronics super handsome, especially when dad transforms." Tang Qianyan hugged my lap and turned to Xie Ruhang, blowing rainbow farts with true emotion, "It's simply handsome to crack the sky, and the force rating is overwhelming."

"Take my two awesome male fathers for example, as long as I grow up to be talented and strong, people will only say that my photos as a child are cute photos~"

...... Another day that cannot be refuted.

Tang Qianyan hugged my thigh pathetically and pouted that she was so tired of running.

This human cub with a heart of gold sees the family status of this home at a young age and knows that pouting at me is the quickest way to save him from his misery.

Tang Qianyan looks like Brother Xie, a smaller version of Brother Xie, so every time he blinks and pampers me I can't stand it, but this time when I have an image of a fat version of Brother Xie in my mind, I am determined to harden my heart and watch him being dragged out by Brother Xie.

I don't know what he said to Brother Xie, but after a while, Brother Xie dragged me out for a run with him.

After seeing me forced to exercise as well, Tang Qian Yan flashed a bright smile, "A family is all about being neat and tidy~"

This little villain.

I suddenly realized something.

Tang Qianyan playing the game seems like it might probably probably be in ...... Specially coaxed me?

At first I was trying to understand why there was an unlucky kid and Tangqian Yan online dating, clicked to investigate his game history with that omega and found that he would take that omega to the top and the other person as a fan would send gifts to Tangqian Yan.

Tang Qianyan, presumably to earn some pocket money, kept the pace in the game well controlled, not only giving that omega player the opportunity to reap heads, but also occasionally showing some small breaks, deliberately waiting for the other player to come to his rescue, and then after that player had made his effort, he gave the other player a vicious wave of rainbow farts to give him an excellent gaming experience.

I recalled the game process between me and Tangqian Yan, it seems ...... It's also not even close to the same routine, Tangqian Yan will lose to his little dad without even thinking about it, then bragging plus pouting, first bragging about how great my operation is, then saying he's so pathetic wanting sweets to eat after losing.

I was amazed at how young I was when I knew how to sell my cute face and suck up to adults to get them to feed me.

Luckily, Brother Xie doesn't eat his words, otherwise he wouldn't be able to lose this belly.

Brother Xie is a cold and ruthless supervisor who says he wants Tang Qianyan to lose weight so that Tang Qianyan can lose weight, searching out all the snacks Tang Qianyan hid in her stationery box, school bag, dolls and even smelly socks, and the day Tang Qianyan came to me crying, I finally recalled the fear of being dominated by Xie Ruhang during pregnancy.

Good boy, behave yourself, Abba can't save you in this matter.

I think he's a little devil," he said, as he read the book I wrote, "This omega is a mech builder.

As I was playing the game, a little head peeked out from behind the display, "Little Dad, when are you going to update Wenwen?"

I was shopping with my best sister when a video communication called, "Little Dad, are you doing any good yardwork today?"

As I was about to make out with Brother Xie, a light bulb suddenly pushed through the door and gleefully said, "Daddy, are you going to start writing?"

Now even Brother Xie can't help himself and tries to throw the imp of prodding out of the house.

I asked Tang Qianyan why he liked the book and what he liked about it, can't I change it?

Tang Qianyan said to me, "I like to read all the books written by my father because they are written by my father.

I began to think about the possibility of breaking off my father-son relationship with him.

Snowball passed away.

He has lived a long life as a dog, but we are still a bit overwhelmed by it.

I took Tang Qianyan to Snowball's funeral, he is getting heavier and heavier now, I can hardly carry him anymore, so I let him walk on his own today, he was very obedient and didn't pester me to hold him.

On the way we were all immersed in sadness. This was the first time I introduced the concept of death to Tang Qianyan, and I told him that the snowball left us because it was going to live in another form, it became a star in the sky.

Tang Qianyan said, "Little Dad, you're still crying yourself, so don't comfort me.

He stood on his tiptoes and tried to wipe my tears with his own little handkerchief, giving me a serious kiss afterwards.

He not only kissed me, but gave all of us sad adults a kiss and now I think he is a little angel.

Today I took Tang Qianyan to do some charity work and he saw a lot of children who were not well fed and clothed, some of them were a few years older than him, but standing with him they were about the same height as him and so skinny that they were skin and bones.

Tang Qianyan shared the chocolates in her pocket with those children and led those children to play games.

It was the first time I had seen Tang Qianyan willing to play with children of his own age. He had previously resented his peers for being clumsy and dumb, saying that playing games together was almost too much of a chore, but he showed a rare degree of patience and social flair in the face of these unresponsive and cowering children.

Tang Qianyan today showed me that if he is willing to put in the effort, there is no human relationship he cannot handle.

On the way home with him, I couldn't help but ask Tang Qianyan, "How did you manage to hide a bunch of small snacks despite your dad's raids?"

Tang Qianyan calmly put her finger up in front of her lips in a silent gesture, "Secret."

A very handsome image, even more so if he wasn't missing his dental bar.

Today Tangqian Yan is hyped up again!!!

I'm tired.

I really don't want to code, the mention of it makes me feel like I've lost hope in both eyes and life instantly.

I struggled to write a 3,000 word update and sent it out, feeling like I was carving flowers out of shit, but Tang Qianyan was so pleased with it that he said he would give me a reward.

I saw a rare shyness on that little face that was always "how lonely it is to be invincible" as he gave me the first official mechanical work of his life.

It was a mechanical puppy shaped much like a snowball.

Today is Brother Xie's birthday, but he is at the border and we cannot celebrate his birthday.

I miss him so much.

We made a big birthday cake, turned on the video, sang Happy Birthday to Brother Xie together, blew out the candles together and finally let Brother Xie watch me and Tang Qian Yan eat it.

I can't help but indulge Tang Qianyan a little, probably because Brother Xie and I didn't have a perfect childhood.

I want to give him all the love and freedom that I have not had.

Tang Qian Yan is divided today, he is an alpha of milk tea flavoured pheromones.

I love him no matter what gender he splits into, but I'm also glad he's splitting into alpha, one of the obvious benefits of which is not having to experience the pain of an October pregnancy and birth.

Tang Qianyan looks overjoyed, but there is something special about the point at which he is happy.

"It must be heaven's will that He wanted me to have a cup of super-satisfying milk tea on this special day, so He set my pheromones to taste like milk tea." Tang Qian Yan praised the heavens reverently and turned to look at me with starry eyes.

To celebrate his differentiation, I allowed him to drink an extra-large cup of milk tea, which he drank with great pleasure, his cheeks puffing out as he chewed on pearls and asked me why there was no culinary department at the Federal Military Academy.

"I'm going to sit in on the culinary department later." He said.

I asked him, "Do you like good food that much?"

Tang Qianyan's eyes shone brightly at me, he did not hesitate to say, "Yes, not only do I like to eat, I have to learn how to cook delicious food, now it is little dad who cooks delicious food for me every day, when I grow up in the future and little dad gets old, it will be my turn to cook delicious food for you, little dad."

I think Tang Qian Yan has the potential to be a scum A. He is really too good at sweet talking.

I didn't realize I had recorded Tang Qianyan's daily life until Tang Qianyan was six years old. I discussed it with Tang Qianyan and asked him if he wanted to publish the book, and we would both share the royalties equally.

Tang Qianyan asked me if I could delete his black history of picking his feet, losing his incisors and thinking he was going to die, eating candy until he got cavities, walking with his eyes closed and falling into a pit when he was too sleepy, being scared of cockroaches, not being able to sleep in a separate room for the first time and having to find his little dad in the middle of the night, being afraid of watching horror movies, getting misty-eyed when he ate a little spicy food, being too lazy to wash his smelly socks, etc.

I said yes.

So those of you reading this book now will not see the detailed version of the above black history.

I am grateful to Xie & Tang for their persistent prodding over the years. I think if he keeps on prodding so relentlessly and unreasonably day after day, I will still be able to finish "This omega is a master mech builder" in my lifetime.

Thank you to all of you who have read this and I look forward to meeting you in our next story.

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