Chapter 124: Woof Woof Senbei mecha

After chirping, Tang Bai rested her head on Xie Ruhang's shoulder and read the long article that Andrei had liked, which seemed to be written by the Empire, with many of the words used being very Imperial.

"Andrei, I think, is working with the Empire's propaganda department, and he has liked some of Chris' long articles that criticise him." Tang Bai looked up Andrei's Starnet account and suddenly found that the Prince of the Empire was following him.

Even more exciting, this prince seems to have focused on him as the only Commonwealth man.

"......"

Tang Bai subconsciously looked at the branches of the tea tree, perhaps because there were too many lemons, this time the branches were empty.

Xie Ruhang has long been prepared for a sea of love rivals, and with sweet Jojo for comfort, at the moment Xie Ruhang is looking very calm and full of the atmosphere of a proper court.

Tang Bai switched off the lightbulb and whispered to Xie Ruhang, "I only like you."

Xie Ruhang's lips turned up at the corners, "Me too."

Xie Ruhang whispered to Tang Bai the details of the fight: "That Carona player has poor coordination, so it's a good time to spar with him in close combat to disrupt his rhythm."

Tang Bai stared at the tigerishly fast and streaky Carolina player and wondered about the evaluation criterion of poor coordination.

"His opponent is too eager, so he can play a fake move to fool his opponent, or ambush him and wear out his patience ......" Xie Ruhang blurted out seven or eight options on how to piss off his opponent before the orange peeled by Tang Bai was removed from his hand.

He meticulously tore the white silk off the oranges one by one, "But these are the means of a regular competitive match, if it were an underground arena, there is a simple and effective way to provoke your opponent."

Tang Bai looks at Xie Ruhang curiously.

"Open your mouth." Xie Ruhang pitched a clove of orange to Tang Bai, "Like ......" He said breezily with a high strung male face, "Swearing and giving the middle finger with the mech."

Tang Bai: "?!" Strange knowledge has increased!

"The pre-match taunts in regular tournaments are similar to these provocations in the underground arena, but the humiliation in the underground arena is stronger, so it is not adopted in regular tournaments." Xie Ruhang was about to feed Tang Bai another orange clove when he met Tang Bai's inexplicably inquisitive eyes.

"Do you curse too?" Tang Bai asks in a small voice, wanting to explore that part of Xie Ruhang's past, but he doesn't dare look at the bloody scenes.

Xie Ruhang shakes his head.

"So ...... someone will scold you?" Tang Bai furrowed his brow.

"There is." Xie Ruhang reminisces about the past, especially when he was young and new to the underground arena, where his overly pretty face would always cause his opponents to spit out unpleasant slurs.

"In the beginning there were many people who would provoke me with their words." He said softly, "But since I became famous, no one talks nonsense anymore."

For those opponents finally understood that provocation would upset the rat, and when the rat was upset, they would end up extraordinarily miserable.

Tang Bai took Xie Ruhang's hands, which were covered in horrific scars, and if he could travel back in time, he would love to go back in time and stop all the tragedies that Xie Ruhang had experienced in the past.

" Brother Xie, shall I show you the bunny dance?" Tang Bai stifled these words of comfort.

Xie Ruhang: "!"

Now it's Xie Ruhang who's the one concentrating on the high spirits, all he can think about is Tang Bai bouncing around with bunny ears and maybe a fluffy bunny tail, "Tonight?"

"Yes, to my house!" The pink bunny mechs were all at home in the weapons research room.

"This ...... isn't very convenient, is it?" Xie Ruhang said hesitantly.

He's still in the Tang Family test phase, so if the elders push the door open it's going to be very awkward.

It's not easy for Brother Xie to run around for a bunny dance, so Tang Bai kindly said, "I can video you!"

The tea tree blossomed into a myriad of emerald green leaves, each branch rustling with joy, and the smile on Xie Ruhang's lips was obvious as he said, "Good."

*

Tang Bai went straight home to the weapons research room and opened the door to see Grandpa Tang in full armour, a piece of magic silver on the table.

"Grandpa, what are you doing?" Tang Bai padded over curiously.

"Back? I was looking for a way to trigger the Magic Silver's temporal properties." Grandpa Tang took off his heavy lab coat, "I don't have a clue, maybe next time I can get you and Little Xie to come over and help test it out."

Tang Bai opens the dense lab manual on his desk, which Grandpa Tang has been reading out of the apparatus since he told him about the book in his head, often alone, puzzling over its plot.

"Grandpa, what have you been working on all this time?"

Grandpa Tang sat on the moon chair, enjoying the automatic massage as he said, "Didn't you tell me that the general plot of the book matched the reality? I've asked the First Star Corps to check out the places where Cheng Family and the Imperial gang traded energy crystals privately in the latter stages."

"The book says several locations where Cheng Family trades energy crystals, only some locations are not clearly explained, we need to conduct a step-by-step search, if we can catch the big fish this time, then you will have made a great achievement."

Dreaming this no-cost way of reaping pleasure Tang Bai was the best at it, he accumulated his military service, "So if I could join the army, my rank would be like ...... Major General?!"

"The omega enlisting thing is not too good." Grandpa Tang opened his thermos and took a sip of goji berry and red date tea, the mist rising and blurring his vision, he thought of the book omega gender Xie Ruhang with a tragic price to open the mouth of omega to join the army, this path is not Tang Bai can go, not to mention the gland removal surgery, that the most important camouflage potion of the whole book does not exist in reality ......

There was a pause in the movement of the tea.

Camouflage Potion.

He doesn't seem to have confirmed if this potion really exists.

*

Xie Ruhang clicked on the rabbit dance video sent by Tang Bai with his heart pounding, and before the corners of his mouth could rise, he was frozen in place by the mechanical dance of the hardcore pink rabbit mecha.

Tang Bai: "Isn't the rabbit dance cute!"

Tang Bai: "Does it feel like your whole body is healed?"

Tang Bai: "Go for it in tomorrow's game~!"

Xie Ruhang: "...... Go for it."

*

Residence of the Imperial players.

The coach said grimly, "Each of our national teams is divided into two groups of ten, and although your group is all school children and is a lower age group, if you lose every match against the Federation, isn't this a bit too ugly?"

A big wavy imperial alpha lazily said, "Coach, how do you know we'll all be lost, individuals are weak, it has nothing to do with us as a whole."

Dives, who was smothered in the sofa, smiled at this and said, "Pamela, you have the same ranking as I did in my last training session."

Pamela curled her fingers slightly around the hair that fell across her chest as she said, "We're different, I have a kitten at home and I would never let that cat ride on my head."

"All right!" The coach's face didn't look too good and Empire gave him a direct order to die, if Andrei's group did too badly this time, he would have to eat his words.

He didn't want to bring this out, but now look, Chris is disqualified, Dives loses, Pamela and Dives are about the same, Charles is the strongest but if he takes on Xie Ruhang or Gu Tunan of the Federation ......

As for Prince Andrei? His Royal Highness is purely a mascot for gilding the lily and making a political statement, and he can't be counted on at all.

The coach hesitated for a moment as he glanced at Charles sitting in the corner, he eventually led Pamela and Charles to the secluded corner, "If you think you're going to lose, use this ......"

*

Day two of the Mecha Cup.

After a few groups of other countries, it was randomly to the Federation and the Empire.

This time it is a picture of a snowy mountain.

Pamela is dressed in a plain black sarong, she steps on her heels and removes the mecha keys from the garter belt of her thighs.

"The Empire sends out contestant Pamela and her mecha Nixt, the goddess of the night! In mythology, Nixt, the goddess of the night, is dressed in black gauze, she carries the young god of death or sleep, and at dusk she cruises the skies in a carriage drawn by a flying horse, a goddess of death in her arms!

This imperious and feminine alpha female stands in the bitter snowy wind, her waist-length waves blown away by the wind, her mecha a black Pegasus dragging a turret in the shape of a carriage.

"Next up, we have Federation Team's Mo Zheng with his Woof Woof Semper Fi!"

As the goose feather snow falls, the Mo Zheng-operated Woof Woof Senbei appears without haste, a canine mech based on the husky sled dog, handsome and domineering with a hint of sandy cuteness.

Mo Zheng once asked Tang Bai why he based his mecha on a husky from the Three Stooges, and Tang Bai told him that the mecha was based on a legendary husky named Togo, who, at the age of 12, ran 260 kilometres in four and a half days to save the lives of many children in a town where a diphtheria outbreak urgently required a life-saving serum, but the vaccine could not be delivered due to snow. The sled dog, Togo, ran 260 kilometres in four and a half days at the age of 12, saving the lives of many children.

Without too much verbal exchange, these two players went straight into a duel.

Just see the Goddess of Darkness Nixt activate her turrets at the very start of the match! Fires swiftly at the Woof Woof Semper Fi!

The Woof Senbei leapt into the air, dodging the flying energy bombs while adjusting her claws and lunging swiftly at Nixt, the goddess of the night, whose reflexes and mecha grind in this moment startled Pamela.

Many players use beast-shaped mechs, but the inertia of the human mind can create limitations and prevent them from using the advantages of the beast-shaped mechs to perfection.

He has a passion for beast mechs, and has studied most of them, including Tang Bai's Wang Wang Xian Bei, which Mo Zheng modified to suit him better.

"Kill move: woof woof demolition home!"

Only to see the wang wang senbei mechs on the snowy mountain map gain the upper hand for a while, pressing the goddess of the night Nixt for a beating!

"We can see the Woof Woof Senbei mechs using a series of chain killing moves such as Woof Woof Demolish Home Woof Woof Tear Home Woof No Home to gain the upper hand ......" The presenter's commentary flew through the stadium as Pamela in the cockpit clutched the gear lever.

Damn ......