Chapter 338: Extra Xue Meng - Blind Date with Jiang Xi

Although Jiang Xi volunteered for the job, the truth is that no one believed that Jiang Xi had any skill at dressing up as a woman.

One might even suspect that Jiang Xi's impression of 'women' was still literal. But when Elder Chen cautiously asked him, "Master Jiang, do you know what distinguishes you from the girls in general?

"Ah," Elder Chen was surprised, "I thought you had never had contact with any woman."

Jiang Xi said indifferently, "Who said that."

When Xue Meng heard him say this, she was shocked and thought he was going to make an example of Madam Wang, so she tried to stop him. But then Jiang Xi said

"If a man loses eight feet, his flesh is here, and he can be measured and cut, and his death can be dissected and seen."

Elder Chen looked confused: "What do you mean?"

"Oops, our master is saying." Lonely Moonlit replied doggedly, "He's dissected female corpses."

""

Excuse me, Drug Clan is horrible.

Elder Chen stumbled for half a day before shivering and saying, "That, that Master Jiang thought, thought it was very clear of Aunt Chu's girlish features."

Jiang Xi gave him a bemused look, expressionlessly demonstrating his intimate knowledge of his disguised subject: "Small bones, fine tone, rich sebum, curvaceous body, with special parts such as the cunt and the vagina."

Dead silence.

Jiang Xi looked down at him confidently and indifferently, and after a pause said, "I have written a book, Lonely Moonlit, for women, with drawings, which you can borrow if you are curious."

Mei Hanxue: "Pfft"

Xue Meng :""

Mei Hanxue :""

After a long time, Elder Chen held his forehead and tapped his head as he thought of asking such a cold-blooded oddball to pretend to be a beautiful woman to coax the Scroll Demon, and muttered, "It's over, it's all fucking over."

How, in Jiang Yechen's understanding, should he play a female nun?

Doing your own autopsy?

It is night.

Peach Bud Villa is lit up by candles and wind chimes.

Jiang Yechen had already finished his preparations and was sitting alone in his compartment waiting. Following Ma Yun's idea of catching a demon, Jiang also lit incense in the room and waited for the Scroll Demon to come to the door, disguised as a woman.

Of course, the invitation to come was written by someone else, as Master Jiang himself could not write at all, and had only managed to write a fierce and intimidating 'come'. Fortunately, the Shouhou disciples at Peach Bud Villa are very good at speaking softly, and quickly re-wrote a letter for Master Jiang that was as sweet as a tidal wave of admiration, which was a great relief.

At this moment, the disciples of the hill were hiding in the shadows. Xue Meng was also watching from the bushes, and he asked Mei Hanxue in a low voice, somewhat uncertainly: "Will it be all right? Jiang Xi can really tell the powders apart... he really knows how to disguise himself as a woman."

Mei Hanxue replied, without any persuasion, "I don't think so."

""

Feeling even more uneasy, Xue Meng swallowed hard and said, "Maybe I should go and see him, I"

He was just about to get out when Mei Hanxue grabbed him and held him down: "Silence."

Gesturing for Xue Meng to look towards the cloister, he whispered, "Here it comes."

In the moonlight, the Scroll Demon is cloaked, probably in a deliberate attempt to imitate the Snow Walk Palace technique, with flower petals and butterflies constantly surrounding it. The hood covers his face, but the way he walks is not very clever.

Jiang Xi's guest room was filled with the faint sound of a bamboo flute, and after listening for a while, the scroll demon decided that this man was a good flute player and that a blowjob would probably be better. May I trouble you?"

After knocking twice, Jiang Xi ignored it, and when it saw that the door was hidden, it was no longer polite and said, "If you don't mind, then I will come in."

Jiang Xi still didn't answer, but Xue Meng suddenly let out a low voice: "Why does this sound so familiar?"

On the other side, the scroll demon had already pushed the door into the house and the sound of the flute had finally stopped. Xue Meng's heart was troubled, but he still thought, "Jiang Yechen will be so enchanted by the incense in the house that he will be able to look at everyone, and then they will be able to bring him down in one fell swoop.

Before the service could finish its thought, a loud and violent boom could be heard

Xue Meng exclaimed, "What's going on? It's only been a blink of an eye. Jiang Yechen's costume doesn't make him vomit, does it?"

As the crowd watched in awe, the Scroll Demon rose into the air with a knocked down wooden door, a knocked over table and the light of Shenwu out of its box. This time it didn't make a "vomit" sound, but an "ahhh", and then fell out of the air to the ground with a thud as everyone watched.

Crowd: ""

"Ouch," the scroll demon wailed miserably, "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts so much."

At the same time, Jiang Yechen stepped out with his sword in a fury. Mei Hanxue's eyes widened, blinked twice, turned her head and asked Mei Hanxue: "Am I blind? Where is he dressed as a woman?"

"You're not blind." Mei Hanxue looked away from Jiang Yechen with an expressionless face, "He's not dressed up."

But Xue Meng said, "He's dressed up."

Mei Hanxue :""

Mei Hanxue :""

"Where's the dressing up?"

Xue Meng points to Jiang Xi's wrist: "Look, he's wearing a white jade bracelet. It's only worn by women."

The Mei family fell into silence. After a long time, Mei Hanxue said indifferently, "I think you are probably no different from Jiang Yechen, who thinks the only difference between others with or without make-up is whether they have vermilion lips or not."

Xue Meng froze for a moment at the words and said blankly, "Isn't it?"

Mei Hanxue :""

They were talking on this side, over there in the courtyard, Jiang Xi did not know what had happened with that scroll demon before, angry handsome eyebrows raised in anger, Shenwu snow phoenix in his hands silver light flowing, emitting a buzzing contending sound. He yanked up the scroll demon, who was lying on the ground, and the demon cried out, "Ah ah big beauty big beauty how can you be so tyrannical against my pretty face, how can you bear to do it?"

Jiang Xi said angrily, "You're looking for death."

"Boing boing killing people is brutal."

As one man and one demon fought, the scroll spirit's cloak slipped off, revealing the face inside

The crowd of onlookers was left speechless.

This scroll demon deserves to be killed, it has the face of Jiang Xi!

I guess it's because last night he disguised himself as Jiang Xi and became a popular prostitute in Yangzhou, so this demon brother probably got a bit carried away and is still wearing Jiang's features tonight.

He also bumped into Jiang Xi himself.

But because it was not very clever, it did not realise that it was Jiang Yechen himself that it was molesting. So when Fang was in the house, he thought he knew what Jiang Xi had been through

I'm afraid he watched "himself" enter the room with a smile on his face, scratching his head in style, calling out "little lady" in a soft and gentle way, and perhaps even being flamboyantly thrown a couple of The "little lady" is called out softly and gently, and is perhaps even flamboyantly thrown two winks by "herself".

No wonder Jiang Xi is so angry, who wouldn't be?

As Jiang Xi's anger flared and he tried to put the Scroll Demon to death, the Peach Bud Villa disciples who had been waiting around for him to do so came out in force and tried to talk him down.

" Master Jiang, don't be impulsive."

"Once you hit it, all the secrets are out."

"Calm down, Master Jiang."

The Scroll Demon looks foolish, but he is agile and quick to escape, and when he sees that the situation is not good, he immediately takes advantage of the chaos to climb up and turn around to scurry into the night.

While running, he yelled out in a deep voice, "I, Lonely Moonlit Jiang Yechen, will be back." Hahahahahaha.

"" Jiang Xi's pipe-sharp nose looked like it was going to be pissed off.

He shouted angrily, "The evil beast is unrestrained"

I'm afraid he's never seen "himself" scurrying for his head before in his life.

The Scroll Demon probably felt that one shout was not exciting enough, and actually imitated an echo himself, shouting from afar: "I, Lonely Moonlit Jiang Yechen, will come back, will come back, come back, come back."

"You seek death."

The disciples coaxed, "Master Jiang, Master Jiang"

Jiang Xi: "Don't you dare use my face again"

The disciples advise: " Master Jiang Master Jiang "

Jiang Xi said angrily, "I will make you suffer from epilepsy and gonorrhoea, dirty and irritable epistaxis, and unbind your skull and remove your capsule and taste all the wind consumption and dropsy", followed by Drug Clan terms that no one else could understand.

The group was very persuaded, but only Xue Meng was serious: "What does dropsy mean?"

Mei Hanxue, on the other side, said, "It seems to be one of the four persistent diseases written in the medical books."

Seeing that Xue Meng still looked confused, Mei Hanxue, on the other side of the room, explained without expression, "To put it simply. He wants it to die of a hundred diseases."

Xue Meng's face twitches slightly as he turns his head and continues to watch the battle.

A furious Jiang Xi was surrounded by a group of Shouhou disciples from Peach Bud Villa, who kept advising, "Oh forget it, forget it."

"Calm your anger, Master, calm your anger."

Jiang Xi's anger was obviously not so easily dispelled, Master Jiang was not a broad-minded person, and his months of illness had made his temper even worse. He pulled his sleeve out of the hand of one of his disciples who was holding him, "Let go of me!"

"Well, well, let it go, let it go, whatever the master says."

"I killed that."

The relieved disciples stopped him again in a panic: "No, don't!"

"Quickly seat the master, pour tea and defeat the fire."

In the midst of the chaos, there was a sudden flash of turquoise light, and the disciples were startled by the sound of "eek" and took shelter.

The crowd was silent, scolding each other with their eyes

Oh my God, why didn't you hold the ginger master

You were closer, it's my fault

But what the hell is that green light?

At this time the little bee that Master Ma Zhuang had turned into buzzed over and Chen Xuyuan the elder froze for a moment and suddenly turned pale, patting his thankful head and shouting, "It's over, it's over, it's no good Master Jiang didn't keep the scrolls either Demon he's cursed too he's going to turn into an animal too"

When Xue Meng heard this, she stood up from the haystack with a crash and exclaimed, "What?"