Chapter 336: Extra Xue Meng - The Little Sister of Tea and Water 6

So tragic.

That evening, Mei Hanxue sat in front of the bronze mirror, sighing and looking at the wounds on her face.

He doesn't even know how he managed to get out from under Xue Meng's men in the daylight.

Xue Meng looked like he could have stripped him of his clothes and then had him branded to death. Fortunately, the bun was brave enough to jump out and stop Xue Meng, who was about to eat him alive, for the sake of all the dried fish he had fed him over the past few days.

It's too bad.

"He's really hard on me too." Mei Hanxue frowned as she touched the bruise on the corner of her lip, "I was just pretending to be a woman to tease him, and he really wanted to play with me."

In the guest room, Mei Hanxue said coldly, "Damn. Let you always bully him if you have nothing to do."

Mei Hanxue glared at her brother in the bronze mirror: "You talk as if you don't bully him, who is the one who undermines him to death at every opportunity. Besides, I'm not just teasing him, I'm sharing his worries."

"You share his worries." Mei Hanxue said indifferently, "He was so angry just now, you couldn't see it."

"I can see that." Mei Hanxue paused, then suddenly laughed again, "But really, he's so funny when he's angry, even though my intention is to make his day, but he can't help it if he invites me."

He said, getting up and wobbling to lean against the wooden table, bumping Mei Hanxue: "I'm just playing around, playing around, but I'll still protect him."

""

"You see, he's been very happy the last few days I've been here at the Top of the Dead, and today was the only day he was angry. Three days for one day, I think I'm doing a pretty good job as Shouhou." Mei Hanxue blinked her cat-like emerald eyes and arched her eyebrows, "Don't be unhappy."

Mei Hanxue looked puzzled: "Don't lie to him like that next time."

"Pfft, yeah, next time I'll play something else."

"You."

"Take you with me."

""

Mei Hanxue enraged, "It's all because of the trouble you've caused. You'd better think about what to say to Master Ma tomorrow. I'm going to bed."

"Shall we not go out and play a game of Xue Meng?"

"You don't have enough scars on your face today."

Mei Hanxue barks twice and lies down boredly on his brother's bed with a long sigh, "Alas, what's the point of a life that can't catch people"

Mei Hanxue's face darkened: "Who gave you permission to lie in my bed with your shoes on?"

As Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue were responsible for the mess, and Peach Bud Villa was already in a mess, they had to sort out the mess for the owner, whether intentionally or not.

So the next morning, despite all his displeasure, Xue Meng had to ride the wind with his twin plum brothers on their swords and together they headed for the shores of Xizi Lake.

Xue Meng was stunned when she landed on her sword and arrived at the entrance of Peach Bud Villa with its large night cat totem.

A group of people in cloth stood outside Yulong Eifeng's grand villa, holding red-painted wooden signs in their hands and shouting something in a fury. He was dumbfounded when he saw a row of red-skirted, green-sleeved, heavily made-up women coming around the corner, the maidens of all the youth houses in Lin'an.

The pimps, who normally would have torn each other's hair and stomped on each other's toes when they met, came together in unison and shouted, "Give me back my first card!"

"Give me back my flower girl"

"Give back my daughters"

"Give me back my little tea girl."

Xue Meng had never seen such a battle before, he was not afraid of anything, but today he found himself a little afraid of these women. Mei Hanxue saw that he was panicking and smiled, patting him on the shoulder: "It's okay, the girls are very soft creatures and won't eat anyone."

When he finished, one of the pimps punched himself in the chest with the force of a boulder, which made Xue Meng's eyes go straight.

Peach Bud Villa must take care of this demon," the pimp said angrily.

"That's right," shouted some of the people in the crowd, "give back my daughter's pride."

"He called my wife a pie and my wife cried."

"What's all this mess, what's going on?" Xue Meng muttered.

Mei Hanxue tapped him on the shoulder with her Shuo Feng sword in her hand and said to him, "Follow me to the back door."

Xue Meng was still angry and didn't want to talk to the brothers, but when he saw that the front door was blocked and that the disciples of Peach Bud Villa were laughing at the door, he rolled his eyes and reluctantly followed the Mei family brothers around the back of the lodge.

"Xue Meng, Master of the Peak of Death and Life, Kunlun Snow Walk Palace Disciple Brother Mei Hanxue, please meet Master Ma Zhuang."

"Ah."

The disciples guarding the back door were literally in tears.

"Master Xue, Immortal Mei, you've finally arrived."

Xue Meng said, "Where is the master of your horse village? With all the commotion going on outside, he should at least go and pacify the situation, how can he stay behind closed doors?"

When he mentioned it, the disciple at the gate burst into tears and snot, almost rubbing himself against Xue Meng: "Zhuang, Zhuang master, he..."

Xue Meng, who always underestimates the mentality of the receiving horse and believes that the Master of the Horse Village is a man who loves to return to the landscape, once again said nervously, "He's not going to jump into the West Lake, is he"

The disciple at the gate whimpered and cried, "No, it wasn't last night, last night Master Ma Zhuang turned into a blessed butterfly and flew away"

Xue Meng said alertly, "What is this blessed butterfly you speak of?"

"It's not a butterfly, it's a flying one, the kind that everyone loves," the disciple gestured anxiously with both hands, "a hairy butterfly."

Xue Meng was still puzzled when Mei Hanxue suddenly asked, "You are from Fujian".

"Mmmmmmmmmmm," the disciple guarding the door nodded repeatedly.

Mei Hanxue turned her head and translated indifferently to Xue Meng, "He was talking about butterflies."

Xue Meng :""

However, when they arrive at the flower room of Peach Bud Villa and meet the singable Master Ma, Xue Meng asks a question from her soul: "You call this a fucking butterfly?"

A small bee buzzes and flies left and right, up and down.

It flew so fast that Xue Meng wanted to slap it with his hand, but the elder of Peach Bud Villa immediately stopped him: "You mustn't do that, you'll kill our master"

The receiving horse, transformed into a hardworking bee, hovers in a circle and rests firmly in the middle of the rosewood table, its bee eyes staring at Xue Meng, as if silently crying to Xue Meng about its ordeal.

"" Xue Meng thought this was unbelievable and he pointed at the bee, "No. This thing really is a pick-up horse... are you sure he didn't just make up a story to get away from the people out there who condemned him?"

"It's true, just like a fake." The elder said sadly, "I was the one who saw the lord turn into a blessed butterfly last night."

Xue Meng: "You are also from Fujian"

"I am from Funan"

"" Xue Meng said with a headache, "OK, go on."

"After turning into a blessed butterfly, the croupier still hovers over Peach Bud Villa, pollinating and doing what she can."

Xue Meng gritted her teeth and said, "It's a bee."

"Master Xue, there is no need to doubt, have you ever seen such a dedicated and intelligent Fudie?"

Xue Meng is choking: "I'll say it one last time, it's a fucking bee."

"As the owner of the villa is dancing with butterflies, he cannot entertain the three of you personally today. So it will have to be me, my humble servant, Chen Xuyuan, Elder Chen, who will temporarily take over the affairs of the Zhuang." Elder Chen said, and owed his body, "I am honoured in this chamber."

Xue Meng :""

He could see that Chen Xuyuan might not be able to understand human speech.

The disciples of Peach Bud Villa soon brought them tea and pastries, and the three men and Elder Chen ate and chatted while the little bee disguised as Master Ma Zhuang crouched obediently on the teapot lid.

It turns out that the Scroll of Relief absorbed the thoughts of the smitten men and women of the Xianxia world and began to develop a longing within itself to find a partner to its liking, which became its obsession after it took human form.

It would not have been a big deal if only he had found a demon who was also looking for a companion and the two of them would have been good company. But the problem is that he acts and behaves like Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue. As a result, the scroll demon becomes extremely picky, whether she is a lady of the house or a young lady, a flower girl or a tofu maiden, she finds them all unworthy of her.

It says that the most beautiful young woman in the Lin'an government is "too fat".

The most beautiful girls are said to be "too flirtatious".

It was said that the courtesan "had leg hair".

The tofu lady is said to have "big stinky feet".

But he uses Mei Hanxue's charming temperament to create a spell that will make a girl, no matter how badly she is scolded, fall in love with him afterwards. And if the girl it flirted with had a lover, it could take on the form of that person and earn her tears.

When Xue Meng heard this, she was outraged: "This is outrageous."

Turning to Mei Hanxue, she said, "Look at you, you're the cause of all this trouble."

"" Mei Hanxue was very speechless.

Xue Meng asks, "But Elder Chen, why did Master Ma Zhuang become a bee again?"

Chen Xuyuan sighed: "It's like this. The Scroll Demon has provoked too many people in the Lin'an government, from the streets, to the youth houses, and even to the official ladies' homes. It seems to have a special effect on women, and all the girls who have been touched by it have changed their temperament. For example, the flower girl at the Spring Teahouse was originally a very pleasant and articulate girl who was particularly good at pleasing the customers. But since she received the Scroll Spirit, it's as if her personality has been reversed and she has become an honest and straightforward goose bump."

"How?"

"Once upon a time, when she met a guest, she would always say, "You look so well, sir, I can see you are glowing, you must be getting promoted and getting rich and lucky these days, or maybe you are really old and strong, I think you can handle eighty wives in your family, not to mention eighteen, even if there are eighty."

Mei Hanxue said, "That's too much of a compliment."

"Alas, the guests love to hear it." Chen Xuyuan said, "But now it's different. The same customer, she says to him, "Officer Dog, your seal is dark and your face has a foul aura, so you should not go out to have sex these days, I am afraid of getting into your bad luck. And old man, other people have seven times a night, you have seven times a night, look at you, you look like a turtle, you are old and still come to the flower house, you are not ashamed".

Xue Meng :""

Mei Hanxue :""

Only Mei Hanxue laughed and smiled as she asked, "Is the Flower House still open?"

"It's been smashed. It's not like Peach Bud Villa is causing trouble."

Chen Xuyuan then said and sighed: "Our lord went to investigate and found that all the girls were the same, all of them had been switched in character. Those who were once so shy that they didn't even dare to leave the door, now like to run around in the street. Those who were once so charming and loving of beauty, now like to draw themselves chest hair with a brush in front of the mirror. Those who used to say that rabbits are so cute and why do they want to eat rabbits now can eat five rabbit heads, five duck heads and five chicken heads in one mouthful."

The more Chen Xuyuan said, the more he broke down, covering his face, "This life is impossible to live, so our Ma Zhuang master he took the lead, he"

"He's gone to subdue the demon."

"No, this Scroll Demon cannot be violently subdued yet, firstly because it is not a bad demon, just a bad brain, and has never hurt anyone's life. Secondly, our master found out that once the scroll demon is subdued, it will explode itself and spread the message that everyone has talked about on the scroll of relief all over Xianxia, which is a guest secret leak.

Mei Hanxue shook her head and said, "Not only that, I'm afraid it would cause a lot of chaos among the people, who knows if those married men and women have said anything untoward behind their spouses' backs."

Xue Meng said with a headache, "So what did the pick-up horse end up doing?"

"The banker he then made an appointment with the scroll demon himself, then dressed as a man and said he wanted it, so that it would turn on itself and advise it to turn back to the sea of bitterness."

"The pick-up horse is trying to use himself for a beauty trick" Xue Meng's mouth twitched twice, "Are you Peach Bud Villa short of a mirror Top of the Dead can donate one, you're welcome."

The bees rose up in anger and began to fly around Xue Meng again, buzzing and condemning him.

Chen Xuyuan glanced at the little bee and said awkwardly, "This uh, although our Ma Zhuang master is majestic, he knows the requirements of the scroll spirit are perverted and harsh after all, so of course he did not only do the male disguise as a woman, he also asked Jiang Yechen to buy the incense of ecstasy, this incense, ah, very perverted, as long as the other party can voluntarily stay in the house for a The incense was so perverse that if the person would stay in the house voluntarily for one tea, they would be so dazed that they would look at the sow and think she was a heavenly fairy."

He added nervously, "Of course, Master, I didn't say you were a sow."

Little Bee: "Buzz off"

Xue Meng asks, "What happened to the incense? Jiang Xi, the grandson, was selling fake goods again."

"No." Chen Xuyuan was even more embarrassed and stuttered, "Yes yes the first time the Scroll Demon saw Master Ma Zhuang's female outfit, he said vomit and then brushed off and didn't, didn't sit in the house for a full cup of tea"

It sounds so tragic.

But Xue Meng actually wanted to laugh, and was having a hard time holding it in when Mei Hanxue couldn't help but laugh again. Xue Meng glared back at him, "Don't laugh, be serious."

"Females who have been disliked by the Scroll Demon will have a drastic change in temperament, but males who have been disliked by the Scroll Spirit will simply turn into an animal." Chen Xuyuan looked miserably at the Ma Zhuang master, Little Bee, "The elders within the sect have spent the whole night, using all the tricks, but they just can't undo it. We are at our wits' end and have sent for help."

"Call for help" Xue Meng froze for a moment, a bad feeling in her heart, "with whom"

As soon as he finished his question, he heard a disciple outside the flower hall shouting the message in a loud voice: " Lonely Moonlit Drug Clan, His Holiness, Master Jiang is here"