Chapter 334: Extra Xue Meng - The Little Sister of Tea and Water 4

Mei Hanxue :""

Xue Meng Scarlet as a haze.

Mei Hanxue couldn't help but raise an eyebrow: "No more"

"Oh," Xue Meng thought for a moment, remembering another puzzlement, "and how did you get Greedy Wolf and Xuan Ji's disciples to stop fighting?"

Mei Hanxue :""

I'm sorry, he's overrated.

Even though he had seen many people, he had never seen a man with bones as clear as Xue Meng's.

Master Xue really did get his body by strength alone.

But despite his thoughts, Mei Hanxue patiently told him how he could mediate between the disciples of Greedy Wolf and Xuan Ji, and began to exchange ideas with Xue Meng on how to tame animals.

"An animal like a cat has to be conditioned, the more you indulge it, the less it will take you seriously."

Mei Hanxue said with a light smile, obviously a gentle face and a kind tone of voice, but somehow there was an ethereal feeling that she was treating all beings with thin affection: "Therefore, Master, you should not indulge him just because he is cute. You must keep him under your control, bully him more, let him know that he is no match for you, and the fluffy little fellow will naturally behave himself."

"But won't it escape?"

Mei Hanxue laughs, "You won't chase?"

"Won't it hide?"

"You will not seek."

"Won't it bite?"

"You don't know how to fight."

With this question and answer, Xue Meng looked at her with a smile on his face and suddenly got a little hair on his back. He swallowed with a roll of his throat, and then said, "You haven't been baking, have you?"

"Pfft." Mei Hanxue curled her hand around it and brought it to her lips, smiling even more brightly, "Master Xue is honest. I'm just teasing you, I've always been one to take the bait, I've never done anything to force others."

Xue Meng was relieved, otherwise he would have found this Shouhou a bit scary.

Mei Hanxue smiled and then raised his pale eyelashes, his deep eyes were a little confusing as he said, "But Master, Peach Bud Villa actually has a unique technique for masturbating cats, would you be interested in learning more about it?"

As a martial arts enthusiast, Xue Meng is curious about anything that is labeled "unique". Mo Ran once suspected that if he wanted to drag the innocent Xue Meng into reading a pornographic book, he could simply name it Dokdo's Book of Eroticism and he would be eager to take the bait.

Mei Hanxue smiled, "How about it, do you want to learn?"

""

"It's a very rare manoeuvre oh, I wouldn't tell anyone easily if it wasn't for admiration for you."

Xue Meng couldn't resist the lure of the cat's white belly and the word "unique", as well as his own curiosity, so he finally got on board Mei Hanxue's boat and, bracing himself, coughed: "Ahem, you've begged me so sincerely, so learn, learn, learn! Let's do it."

And so began Mei Hanxue's lectures.

"First of all, cats have a natural instinct." Mei Hanxue looked at Xue Meng and said meaningfully, "As the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat. The weakness of all cats is their inability to control their hearts, which are too inquisitive to know the dangers."

Xue Meng's eyes widened inquisitively, "Really?"

"Yes." Mei Hanxue held up a long, slender finger, "Look, all you have to do is stick your finger in front of them and nine times out of ten these little creatures will come up and sniff. Then you grab it, hold it down and lift its leg, and it grunts softly."

Mei Hanxue originally said such a bad sentence on purpose to provoke Xue Meng to jump in response.

Unfortunately, a wise man can't be too wise, and the overly innocent Xue Meng had no idea what the overly dirty Mei Hanxue was teasing him about, as he listened with rapt attention and asked, "Won't it be upset then?"

"" Mei Hanxue missed the tease, but remained undeterred and smiled, "Will oh."

"What then?"

"Coax it."

Xue Meng waved his hand and said, "It's no use, it doesn't understand human language."

Mei Hanxue said, "Words are just words, as soon as you move, the cat will feel good and will not resist, instead it will look at you with desire, adjust its position to match you and make very comfortable noises. Have you tried it?"

Xue Meng cupped his chin in contemplation, "Hullo hullo"

Mei Hanxue saw how clueless he looked and the itch to tease him grew, so she couldn't help but laugh, "Well, that's how cats purr."

"But every time I touch his belly, he won't, and the most he can do is touch his chin."

"That's because you're not doing it right, not serving people to the point." Mei Hanxue's soft lashes twitched slightly and after a moment she said gently, "Would you mind if I took the liberty of teaching you by hand?"

"Uh."

It is said that men and women are not related to each other, except in the case of teaching. Xue Meng saw that Shouhou was so quiet, gentle and dignified, and seemed like a decent person, so he hesitated for a moment and then nodded.

Still, Xue Meng hurriedly shouted, "Wait, wait, wait, wait" the moment Mei Hanxue raised her hand.

"What's wrong?"

"Let me make it clear to you, I'm just learning how to masturbate a cat from you, I'm not trying to take advantage of you."

"" Mei Hanxue laughed, "Hmm."

"Much less slighting you."

Mei Hanxue was laughing so hard that her ribs were breaking and her eyes were watery with laughter, "Why are you so nervous? I am at least a disciple of Peach Bud Villa, from a proper sect, and I don't intend to play fairy tales, let alone say that a couple of touches will make you responsible for me, so why are you so intense, Master"

Xue Meng cleared his throat uncomfortably, "Ahem, okay then, let's get started."

Mei Hanxue then moved to the side to make room for Xue Meng and said, "Come closer first, Master."

When Xue Meng approached, Mei Hanxue raised her hand and said seriously, "You see, when you want to play with a cat, you have to approach it slowly and let it sniff the tip of your finger first." The tip of your finger goes to the tip of Xue Meng's nose, pauses for a moment, then moves down to Xue Meng's chin, "and then gently scratches it twice."

Mei Hanxue, knowing Xue Meng's nature, did not touch him too much, but only slightly.

Not only did he not fight, but probably because Mei Hanxue was playing the role of "Shouhou" so squarely, Xue Meng did not suspect anything and even raised his hand to touch his chin a few times.

"Is that so?"

"A little harder."

"This way."

"You can't push all the way, there's a good trick, nine shallow and one deep, you can't stop wanting."

"What kind of move is this I've never heard of before."

Mei Hanxue endured a smile and said, "This is about a high level of kung fu that is not found in ordinary books on mind techniques."

Xue Meng was a bit displeased: "Joke, I'm the head of the Top of Death and Life, haven't I learned any profound kung fu before"

"It is true that you have not appreciated this."

Xue Meng was instantly unconvinced and raised his black eyebrows, "How do you know I haven't been taught?

Mei Hanxue said, "I am purely familiar with this heart technique, but I am afraid that it would be disrespectful to rashly perform it on the Master."

After a pause, he saw that Xue Meng still looked like an unrelenting fighter, so if he continued, he was afraid that he would be in trouble, so Mei Hanxue smilingly advised, "But don't take it to heart, Master Chu. I think your master, Master Chu, was taught this technique many times, but I'm afraid he couldn't practice it either because of his nature."

When he said this, Xue Meng reluctantly gave up, but still grunted, "Since my master doesn't even learn it, it must not be a great art."

Mei Hanxue laughed, "Master Chu is not. But Master Mo must be good at it."

"" Xue Meng's eyes widened slightly, " Mo Ran how come I've never heard of him doing this trick before."

Mei Hanxue, fearing the worst, said with a smile and narrowed eyes, "Those who carry a treasure weapon will not show it easily. Next time, the master can ask him if this move tastes great when he performs it."

Xue Meng was doubtful, but she took it to heart and decided to ask Mo Ran what the trick was the next time she had the chance.

The two of them practiced the cat's hair for a while, and Xue Meng scratched himself a few times to get a good idea of the force and asked happily, "Good. I've learnt it, and then what?"

"And then." Mei Hanxue's alabaster fingertips slowly slid down, finally landing on Xue Meng's waist and belly, hovering over the silver lion's head waist armour, "Then the cat will lie down on its own and turn its white belly over to you when it is comfortable with you jerking it off, which means it starts to trust you."

"This is the time to touch it."

"No." Mei Hanxue smiled, "Be patient. You have to do what I did and dot it imaginary above its belly, but you can't really touch it."

Xue Meng felt a little tense at first, staring at her hands, not sure when she would really touch him. His guard gradually relaxed.

"It's like this."

Xue Meng nods, "Oh"

But at that moment, Mei Hanxue suddenly took hold of his waist and pulled him close, laughing: "Then you took him by surprise and took it"

What about it, Mei Hanxue didn't have time to finish.

Xue Meng was taken aback by the sudden grip on her waist and, caught off guard, was carried forward by Mei Hanxue with a stagger and actually fell towards Mei Hanxue with a solid thud.

"Shit."

"" Mei Hanxue felt a heavy weight pressing down on him, he was so used to pitying and caring for his wife that he instinctively wrapped his arms around Xue Meng and shielded her on top of him, they fell to the ground together as they lost their weight

Bam muffled.

The Cangshu Library, with its thin layer of accumulated ash, is a source of coughing and confusion for Xue Meng. The old Cangshu Library boards creaked underneath the two of them. Xue Meng is like a cat in a daze, confused for a moment before realising that he has pinned Mei Hanxue to the ground.

Mei Hanxue :""

Xue Meng: "Pfft cough cough no, sorry about that"

He waved his hand to chase away the dust that had been raised, propped it up, but saw that her dress was slightly dishevelled and her hair was in tatters. A pair of pale eyes, half hidden by curling lashes, looked at him with a slightly different expression, wanting to speak.

Xue Meng froze for a moment, instantly feeling bad and rushing to his feet.

However, the more anxious one is, the more likely one is to go off the rails, and he was not able to stand well between handfuls, and on the first two occasions he got weak on his feet, instead rubbing himself on Mei Hanxue a few more times.

Mei Hanxue's eyebrows are raised slightly, her expression more subtle.

Xue Meng was already red in the face and stumbled, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

""

Because of his personality, Xue Meng was not very feminine as a child, and girls of his generation did not care for him, instead, they liked older sisters and aunts. As a result, he often had only two customary names for women, one being "aunt" and the other "sister", so when he was nervous, he actually called Mei Hanxue's disguised beauty big sister.

Mei Hanxue looked at him several times with an almost inscrutable look and sighed in her heart, "It's a wonder this man hasn't held a girl's hand yet

What the hell is a big sister called?

When you call a girl, you should call her a nun if she is over 90 years old, and a honey if she is under 5 years old, and all the girls in between should be called beauty no matter how fat or thin they are.

Xue Meng was still stuttering, "Big sister, I didn't hurt you, did I? I think I'm quite light, and you look quite strong."

"" Mei Hanxue felt that if the person in front of Xue Meng was not herself, but a girl, Xue Meng would have been slapped hard.

Fortunately, Xue Meng seemed to have finally reacted to the fact that it was really inappropriate to describe a female cultivator as strong, and hesitantly changed her tone: "Also, it's not that, it's just that I think you're not broken at the first squeeze, so you're still a bit muscular, er I'm still not saying that. Anyway, are you okay?"

Mei Hanxue lay on the floor for a moment before sitting up with a somewhat mixed expression, "It's fine, I just didn't expect you to react so badly before."

There was another moment of awkward silence before Mei Hanxue asked, "Did I scare you?"

"Scared, scared that's not possible." Xue Meng, still blushing profusely and not knowing what to say, hesitated for a moment before digressing, "Ahem, that's how you tamed the vegetable packet"

"Yes." Mei Hanxue smiled lightly, "As long as a beast has been tamed by me, there is no disobedience."

"Oh."

"I wonder if the Master has learned that technique just now."

Xue Meng: "Something like that"

Mei Hanxue said, "That's fine, as long as you're happy, Master, it's a good idea to bump me."

Xue Meng didn't say a word, and the gentle words coming from the mouth of a beautiful looking girl would have been soothing to any normal man.

So Xue Meng's heart began to waver a little. He felt that although Ma Yun was not a very good person, and had created some kind of scroll of relief, his Shouhou disciples were still quite good, calm, good-tempered, not pretentious, and decent, serious, and only concerned with the requests of his customers.

Xue Meng used to think that these dainty little girls were just like people made of glaze, generally prone to fragility and sadness, crying and screaming at every turn, and if they were pounced on by a man at random, they would definitely grit their teeth and stamp their feet, or wail and cry, or scream hysterically, "Molest you rogue"

But this Shouhou girl, who didn't even react to being taken advantage of in order to get him to revise his bad review of the Scroll of Relief, didn't mean to take advantage of her, but the kind-hearted Xue Meng couldn't help but feel a little pity for this poor girl who was trying to make a living. The poor girl, who had been begging for a living, could not help but feel a sincere sense of pity.

So he hesitated for a while and finally said, "Tell you what, it's almost time for dinner after all this tossing and turning, why don't I treat you to a meal"

Mei Hanxue laughed, "You just bumped into me, there's no need to feel so guilty."

"No, it's a thank you for teaching me your unique cat jerking technique." Xue Meng was still blushing with embarrassment, "As for that relief scroll to change a bad review, it's not impossible to talk about it anyway let's have dinner first."

With that, he offered his hand to the poor little tea girl Shouhou in his eyes, intending to pull her up.

Mei Hanxue, however, did not move, her eyes moving from Xue Meng's palms to her face, and finally said, "The Master goes first. I'd better sit for a few more moments."

Seeing her reaction, Xue Meng couldn't help but feel a little vain: "Did I really just bump into you?"

Mei Hanxue raised her eyebrows slightly, and after a moment's silence, she smiled, "It's not bad, it's just swollen in one place, but that's okay, as long as you don't come bumping into me again, it'll go down in a while."

The kind-hearted Xue Meng felt even more guilty when she heard that the little girl had actually been knocked over by herself.

"So," Xue Meng bit her lip, quite embarrassed, "then I'll get Elder Greedy Wolf to take a look at you."

"No need. I'm not used to randomly bothering people over this."

Xue Meng thinks she is even more miserable and understanding.

"So, where are you swollen? I have some wound medicine with me, I'll put some on you."

"Or I could give you a couple of rubs, if you don't mind."

Mei Hanxue looked at his serious look, and the more she looked at him, the more she thought how this man could be so cute.

So, in Xue Meng's eyes, Mei Hanxue becomes a girl with pursed lips, eyes that are full of words.

The girl looked at him, her lips pursing tighter and tighter, her expression growing odder and odder.

Finally she looked down and coughed softly, "If you touch it, the swelling might get bigger."

Xue Meng: "Are my hands poisonous?"

"No."

"That's not the end of it."

Mei Hanxue had only been looking at Mo Ran's erotic drawings and had reacted normally to being rubbed, nothing more. But when he saw how innocent Xue Meng looked, his itch to tease her grew, and he even wanted to see him run away in fear or scream in anger right away.

His eyes glowed like a lustrous glaze with a certain brightness, and he pursed his lips and said, "Then if you must help me, it is not impossible, but I must make it clear to you in advance, that"

At that moment, there was a sudden knock on the door of the Cangshu Library.

Mei Hanxue raises her eyebrows and closes her mouth.

Xue Meng turned around and saw Elder Xuan Ji, dressed in blue, standing in the doorway, tapping his fingers on the door frame.

"Your Holiness." Xuan Ji said, seeing Mei Hanxue behind Xue Meng, and smiled, "Miss Shouhou is here too."

Mei Hanxue smiles and nods.

"Oh, I wanted to talk to her about something." Xue Meng, unaware of the danger she was in, said soberly, "What is it?"

Elder Xuan Ji reported, "Yes. Mei Hanxue of Kunlun Snow Walk Palace paid a surprise visit, he said he had urgent business for you and was waiting in the Loyalty Palace."

Mei Hanxue's smile froze.