Chapter 331: Extra Xue Meng - The Little Sister of Tea and Water 1

After that, Xue Meng met seven or eight other people one after another, but they were either much uglier than he had expected after unscrambling, or they had already argued with each other before unscrambling, and they wanted to strangle each other to death.

As a result, Xue Meng's suspicions of the Master of the Horse grow deeper and deeper.

Finally, when he came to the eleventh monk, he said, "I like Fairy Tramper so much that I would like to be his queen, or if not, a princess. I heard that Fairy Tramper loves children, and I love children too. I think we must be a perfect match, and if he is willing to marry her, I can give him children every year until he is satisfied.

Not only devastated, but angry.

"You, woman, don't you know what Mo Ran and Master Chu are?"

"I know." The woman, Tao Tao Ran, covered her face with shyness, "But she is a virtuous woman and will not be jealous of Master Chu, and she is also willing to give birth to Master Chu, hehehehe."

Xue Meng angrily lifts the table: "Beautiful you, shameless"

The female cultivator's eyes widened, "How can you curse"

"Not only did I scold you, but if you say you covet Master Chu, I can beat you up."

"Don't you dare."

"I don't have the guts to do it, not to mention you're not in your right mind, you like Fairy Tramper, you're wasting other people's time playing Scroll of Solace, go to Nanping Mountain and block him if you can."

The female cultivator was furious, she rolled up her sleeves, swept away her previous charming appearance, unusually fierce: "Damn you think I haven't blocked I've been ambushed at Nanping Mountain for seven days and seven nights you know"

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"You're the one who's sick, you don't understand the power of love" she said, her eyes suddenly starting to wander, "Ah, you don't know, that day at dusk, when I finally waited for him, he came out from behind the fence and looked at me - We looked at each other, and in that moment, fireworks exploded in my head, and I even thought of which sect my child would join"

The girl described herself impassionedly, as if caught up in the sweetness of the memory: "I was, I just rushed over to him excitedly and told him-"

Xue Meng incredulously: "Did you just tell him you liked him straight away?"

"No way, look at your barren imagination, no wonder you're being squeezed out of a blind date." The girl rolled her eyes at Xue Meng, "It has to be shocking, it has to be exciting, it has to use exaggerated rhetoric, it has to get his attention and curiosity in one sentence understand so I told him-"

She took a deep breath and vocalized four words, "I'm pregnant."

Xue Meng :""

"Does this have anything to do with Mo Ran?"

"Of course I did. It was his eyes, the way he looked at me that impregnated me." She explained good-naturedly.

""He was so stunned by her madness that he didn't know what to say, and finally asked fearfully, "So, please, Mo Ran, are you paying attention?"

"That's for sure, I managed to get the emperor's attention with those four words, he's so enthusiastic, not at all like his rumoured icy stance, he's even willing to take the initiative and take responsibility"

Xue Meng was shocked again, "What, what did he, what did he he say?"

The girl sheepishly covered her face and said, "He asked me if I needed an abortion ten taels of silver for a kick and not to tell Chu Wanning."

""

The corners of Xue Meng's mouth twitched twice before he finally couldn't help himself: "Hahahahahahahaha"

"He's willing to kick me for whatever you're laughing at... fate is destiny... if you're sincere, I don't believe I can't meet Fairy Tramper"

Xue Meng smiled as she stood up and moved her muscles, "Sure, come on, I'll give you a second kick for Fairy Tramper right now."

"Ah."

In the midst of such a miserable dating process, Xue Meng finally couldn't take it anymore. Under the pseudonym "Peach Bud Villa Ruins My Youth", he left a hundred bad reviews on the Xianxia magic weapon list, each with a thousand-word account of his personal experience with this magic weapon made by the pick-up horse.

But what Xue Meng never expected was that his writing would be so passionate and impassioned that it would be circulated among the monks

With the mindset of watching a joke, of course.

There were even black marketeers who transcribed his bad reviews and compiled a book, which the black-hearted booksellers directly named 818, as it was officially printed and sold on August 18.

The book is indexed as follows.

My Pretty Little Daddy

My Savage Cousin

All such.

Other people's unpleasant bad luck always aroused the interest of the neighbours, so that the eighty-eight sometimes became the most popular black book in the community, and there were even many people calling for the "Peach Bud Villa ruined my youth" warrior should be more blind dates, to bring more happiness to everyone.

Fortunately, the book was soon banned by Jiang Xi.

Jiang Yechen stared at the words "pretty little dad" with a grim look in his eyes: "What's all this nonsense, burn it for me."

"It's the Master."

Lonely Moonlit's disciples immediately bought all the Baji Bajis on the market, dug a pit on the outskirts of Yangzhou, and set it on fire.

Xue Meng was so angry that he finally wrote a letter to the owner of the Ma Zhuang in secret, angrily cursing our hardworking, lovely, kind and naive owner of the Ma Zhuang in tens of thousands of words.

But there is really only one core meaning

pick up the horse you dog thief you what spell you are not harming people I tell you if you do not give me a satisfactory answer, I the top of death and life and you Peach Bud Villa break friendship you never want to get my master's mecha atlas ah

The hardworking, loving, kind and naive owner of the horse dealership was happily counting his money when he received the letter, and when he suddenly heard the news, he almost lost his breath in shock.

How can this be?

It's not a matter of breaking off a relationship, it's not a matter of the letter being delivered by Xue Meng, it's a matter of the customer being so dissatisfied with his work

My God, there are people in the world who hate Lonely Moonlit so much that they didn't make up their own stories to compete with him.

The Master of the Horse Estate got sad and choked up.

And it's a bit depressing.

He would never allow a customer in the world to be dissatisfied with his carefully crafted "Scroll of Relief".

And so the Master of the Horse Shook used his masterpiece, Shouhou.

The Shouhou group is a collective term for the disciples trained at Peach Bud Villa, who are generally soft-voiced, beautiful and good-tempered women. The owner's goal for their training is that "a conversation will make a guest live long, a smile will make a friendship grow."

Abbreviation, Shouhou.

In view of Xue Meng's anger, the serious and earnest Master Ma took it very seriously and did not dare to be negligent.

We must do everything we can to win back Xue Meng's favour and make our customers happy.

However, the new Shouhou elder, Bu Shenqi, is not as aware as Ma Zhuangcheng. She is a young, delicate, timid and pampered pretty female cultivator who actually harbours a great fear of Xue Meng, once ranked second on the pride list. She didn't want to be beaten by Xue Meng at all wing wing

The girl was so torn up that she told a monk she had recently met on the "Scroll of Relief" about the incident.

I don't blame Ms. Bu for poking her nose into everything, but this immortal named "Hope and Thirst" gave her a feeling of reliability. He was gentle and calm, not too funny, but not frivolous either. The intimacy of his words, more greasy, less bland, was just like a cup of warm tea, everything was just right.

And is also very understanding and helpful.

"When he heard that the girl was in such trouble, he thought for a moment and then sent her this message.

"Don't you worry, I'll take care of this matter for you."

Bu Shenqi was shocked and moved: "Really?"

Immortal Wang Mei's tone over jade slips looked as gentle and considerate as ever: "Of course, a gentleman's word is a promise. Don't worry about leaving Master Xue in my hands, I will make him happy."

On this day, Xue Meng was cleaning the dust of the red lotus water pavilion when one of his disciples came to report the news

"Report a request for a meeting at Peach Bud Villa"

Xue Meng, whose brain hurts when he hears the words Peach Bud Villa these days, wiped the file Chu Wanning had left behind, threw it into a small tube of heather and said indignantly, "Get him out."

"Yes, it's a woman."

"What's wrong with a woman", Xue Meng has been on a blind date for a while now and has reaffirmed the truth that men and women are all the same when it comes to being annoying, "I won't accept any more offers from Peach Bud Villa. Let them die before it's too late."

With that, he began to wipe Chu Wanning's piano table.

"And you tell her to tell Ma Yun that even if I can only do business with Jiang Yechen in the future, I won't do business with his family.

The young disciple bore the wrath of the master with pity and finally complained, "But, but the other party said he was a disciple of Shouhou of Peach Bud Villa."

" Shouhou disciple "Xue Meng frowned,"What is that for"

The young disciple: "I heard she came to apologize," swallowed, and then said, "I'll let you rub me round and squeeze me, and I'll smile like a flower and be at your disposal until you're not angry anymore, and then she'll leave."

""

Xue Meng said to himself, "Isn't that a martial arts stump?

But since she had come to apologise, Xue Meng reluctantly went out to meet her. Before leaving, he instructed the disciple guarding the red lotus water pavilion, "Hey, don't touch the piano table after I've polished it, I'll come back and polish it again."

After the hundredth assurance that he would not dare to touch a speck of dust in the red lotus water pavilion, Xue Meng dropped the rag and walked away.

When he arrived at the Loyalty Palace, he saw a strange female practitioner in the centre of the main hall. The woman was dressed in a white-gold dress, her long, light-brown hair was held back by a white jade hairpin, the ends of which were slightly curled in their natural way, and her skin was so fair that it seemed to glow softly even in this light.

She was crouching and teasing the orange cat, Cai Bao, who was uncharacteristically fond of her, and not only did she openly show her white belly to her, but also squinted and purred comfortably.

When she heard the noise, Shouhou turned her head and when she saw Xue Meng, she immediately got up and smiled gently and coyly.

"Ah, it's Master Xue, I've heard so much about you."

Xue Meng :""

Huh how does this guy feel familiar.

Xue Meng looked at her back and forth to make sure she was not wearing any illusionary incense pouches, so it was either an illusion that made her look familiar or she looked familiar.

Her complexion is white, her pupil colour and hair colour are somewhat light, her features are very straight and deep, originally she was extremely stunning and cold, but she has a pair of eyes that smile with affection, and when she looks around, she has a flirtatious style that is not demonic.

Xue Meng was an exceptionally selective man, and since his birth there has been no woman other than his mother, Madame Wang, who could be considered 'beautiful' in his eyes.

But this Shouhou, I have to say, Xue Meng thinks she's not as good looking as she is, but she's not bad at all.

They looked at each other for a moment, and just as Shouhou was about to introduce herself with a smile, Xue Meng suddenly raised her hand and said, "Wait a minute."

Stepping aside again, he said to the young disciple, "Come here."

As soon as the young disciple approached, Xue Meng lowered his voice and asked, "Are you sure this Shouhou is serious about apologising?"

The young disciple was uncertain: "Yes, yes."

Xue Meng said seriously, "Could it be that Ma Yun is trying to use a beauty ploy to get me to give up doing justice for the victims of the Scroll of Relief through despicable means?"

""

The young disciple thought to himself, "Isn't the only victim of the Scroll of Relief you? Everyone is having fun except you.

And eighty-eight looks good too!

Thoughts are thoughts, lives are still lives.

The young disciple clenched his fist and said to Xue Meng, "Master, justice will come late but it will not be absent, picking up the horses, not to mention using the beauty trick, even if the 36 tricks have been used, you are still the righteous Master Xue believe in yourself, you can do it"

Xue Meng was so encouraged and moved by what he heard that he patted the young disciple on the shoulder: "You are right, true gold is not afraid of fire, a good man is not afraid of a woman, I will let her grind me, I will never change my attitude and I will distant her, cold her, make it difficult for her, so that she will leave the top of death and life before it is too late."

When he had finished, he turned back to Shouhou and said in an aggressive manner.

"What's your name?"

"Me?" Miss Shouhou said with a faint smile, "A cheap name is not enough for the ears, it is enough for Master Xue to call me Shouhou."

"Fine." Xue Meng waved his hand rather guardedly and not very patiently, "It would be impossible to change my mind about the Scroll of Unrest, so if that's what you're here for, get out of here and don't waste each other's time."

She smiled broadly and said, "Apology is only one thing. There are so many Shouhou disciples like me at Peach Bud Villa, and I have asked to come to the top of the Dead because, apart from the Scroll of Relief, it is because"

Xue Meng was being stared at by her light-coloured eyes, and suddenly that inexplicable familiarity came over her again. It was like a rat being watched by a cat, with the hair on its back and a sense of crisis that it was about to be teased the next moment.

Just as he was on guard, ready to expel her from the mountain at the first sign of trouble, he saw Shouhou smiling with a smile that was as beautiful as it could be.

She said softly, "Because Master Xue is the most outstanding, the most decent, the most generous and the most spicy in the Xianxia world."

"What?"

"Ahem, the most rakish of cultivators." She changed her tone without changing her face and smiled, "I have admired you for a long time, and I have volunteered to accompany you this time."