Chapter 328: Extra Xue Meng - The Lost Young Lady of Matchmaking III

Act when you say act.

The two men immediately took up their positions, drawing up their stance.

Xue Meng said, "Listen carefully. I, now, am your master. You, now, are still you. We only have these spicy stir-fries and spicy goulash in front of us, and we can't order anything else. What will you do?"

Cold Palace kept it short and sweet: "Smash up the shop."

""

"Smash it until they're willing to make dishes that aren't spicy and send them up."

""

With that, she started to act, and first she glanced at Xue Meng: "You're pretending to be my master now, aren't you?"

Xue Meng: "Yes."

"Good. So what do you want to eat?"

Xue Meng's most frequent contact with people who don't eat spicy food is Chu Wanning, so she casually ordered a few items to Chu Wanning's liking: "I'll have the lion's head with crabmeat, sweet and sour fish, tofu with green vegetables and lotus flower puffs."

Cold Palace was stunned at the words, "What's your taste?"

Xue Meng: "What"

"It's nothing." Cold Palace said, "You sit here, I'm going down."

Xue Meng said, "Don't smash up the shop."

"You're still in your element, you're always begging for mercy." Cold Palace narrowed his eyes in a playful way, "Fine, I'll go straight to the cook if you don't want to smash it."

"What do you want with the cook?"

"Give him two choices." Cold Palace grimly, "Make the dish I want and leave his peppers out."

"There's another option."

"He puts his pepper in, I chop his brain."

The corners of Xue Meng's mouth twitched: ""

That's a poet.

Cold Palace, the poet, said dryly, "I'm going."

When Xue Meng saw that she was really going to go down, she was furious: "It's just an act, what are you doing? "

"What kind of restaurant can he smash." Cold Palace rolled his eyes, "He loves his good name as much as a bird loves its fur, just wait, I'm going to show you."

This Cold Palace change of face is a blink of an eye, she does not go to the pear garden singing, that is simply a great loss of the ticket circle.

In just a moment, even her aura changed, her wildness and bravado were submerged in her bones, her person was still the same, but she seemed extremely calm and subtle, tolerant and considerate.

She gave Xue Meng a gentle look, and when she spoke, her muffled, low voice sent goosebumps down Xue Meng's back: "Master."

"" Xue Meng was caught off guard by this style of painting, and as soon as he stiffened, he shouted, "Stop, stop, stop.

Cold Palace laughed, a deep pear swirl on his cheek, and said, "I told you he wasn't straightforward, he wants to eat meat, but he's not as quick as me. You should take it easy, there's more meat in store for you later."

Xue Meng :""

As she slowed down, Xue Meng suddenly realised a problem: "Wait, that moralistic troll you were talking about, how come she also calls your lover Master?"

"Can't I?"

"Could she also be your master's apprentice?"

"Yeah."

Xue Meng was dumbfounded for a moment, then suddenly looked down and started counting on his fingers, muttering as he counted, "One, two, three, no, this doesn't count as two."

Cold Palace looked at him in bewilderment and after a moment could not resist asking, "What are you doing?"

Xue Meng shook his head, "I'm not at liberty to say, I'm just wondering if I should take on any more disciples in the future, it feels a bit dangerous, especially one as good looking as me"

After saying that, she sighed again, "Hey, not that I'm talking about that competitor of yours, her tone of voice when she calls out to your master is too doggy, if I were to have someone call me that, I would not even be able to eat my meal."

Cold Palace clapped for him, "Well said."

Xue Meng wondered, "What do you usually call him, Master too? But you don't seem to have such a whiny tone when you call him Master."

Cold Palace waved a hand, "I don't usually call it the same as he does."

"And what do you call him?"

"Just call out names."

"Then it's still more normal for you."

"Or called baby."

"I take back what I said." Xue Meng said with a headache on his forehead, "Okay, okay, let's continue, you go on acting. Your master has a headache now."

Cold Palace blinked and was quick to enter the scene, watching him hold his forehead and immediately asking thoughtfully, "Are you okay?"

Xue Meng :""

"Why does it hurt all of a sudden. Did you catch a wind chill?"

Xue Meng: "No. I'm angry."

"Ah." Cold Palace's eyes widened slightly, his voice still soft, "Did I do something wrong to upset you?"

Xue Meng's face was slightly green as she held back, but in a moment she couldn't hold back any longer and shouted, "No or no, stop, stop, stop, stop!"

The young woman, Cold Palace, was addicted to acting and couldn't stop when she reached the end of her scene, still saying with great affection, "I'm always stupid, sometimes I want to please you, but I always end up displeasing you. Please pay attention to me, Master, don't stop looking at me."

Xue Meng rolls her eyes and looks disgusted.

At this moment he suddenly had a little admiration for Mei Hanxue. Just think, he had already used all his patience in dealing with a young woman, and he even needed to see if he had a talent for singing.

He could have hair on his temples in a month

The young woman played it with emotion: "Is it because Master is not used to eating the food here that he is upset it doesn't matter, if that is the reason, then I will go downstairs now and look for the cook."

Xue Meng came to life with a carp and he grabbed her, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

"Cold Palace's beautiful eyes widened slightly, and then she smiled, "What are you thinking about? The master chef here is not good at cooking non-spicy food, so how could I make it difficult for others I have brought silver with me, go down and give that chef a few ingots and beg him to lend me the kitchenette for a while, and I will cook for you with my own hands what you want to eat."

Her voice was already nice, and when it slowed down, it was as soft as gurgling water, "I remembered, Master is having crabmeat small cages, sweet and sour fish, green vegetables and tofu, and lotus flower puffs today."

"The crabmeat should be freshly made, the sweet and sour fish needs Zhenjiang vinegar to be fragrant, the vegetables and tofu should be the freshest seasonal vegetables, and the lotus flower puffs should be filled with rose bean paste to be the most delicate. But these may not be available in the shop, so I will probably go to the market later to have another look. It will take a little more time."

Cold Palace said, raising his hand and gently touching Xue Meng's head although it was only in a void, not really touching it: "I'll add another bowl of lotus root flour dumplings for Master, don't be angry. Wait for me, I'll be back as soon as I can."

Xue Meng was still having goose bumps when the door to the small bamboo pavilion was suddenly opened with a clatter.

He turned his head, and before he could see his face, a vine whip of tyrannical gold light swam out like a bolt of lightning, instantly crossing his head and striking Cold Palace directly in the hand.

"Pop!" the fireworks burst

Cold Palace grunted in pain and was about to snap when he saw the willow vine and was struck by a sudden shock: "You"

Xue Meng was also shocked and said out of breath, "How can it be Tian, Tianwen"

The next moment, a man stepped into the compartment with a cold face. He was a man with sword brows and phoenix eyes, a strong nose and thin lips, his ink hair tied back in a ponytail, and a plain white dress with a silvery glow. He looked like an exiled immortal, but his aura was as harsh as thunder, who else could he be if not Chu Wanning, the Lord of Heaven's Questions?

As Xue Meng was wearing the illusionary incense pouch of Master Ma, Chu Wanning did not recognise him for a moment, and only gave him a wan glance before turning his attention back to Cold Palace. At this moment, Beidou's cold, elegant face was full of impatience.

"Mo Weiyu, how long are you going to keep messing around?"

Xue Meng twisted her head and opened her mouth wide: "Mo Mo Mo Mo you are Mo Mo Mo Mo"

Fairy Tramper interrupted impatiently, "Ink ink ink ink, ink your ass, you stutter I'm not the Ink Tramper. Don't you fucking shout at me."

What's the difference?

Xue Meng could only feel dark clouds and thunder in the sky. When he recalled the conversation he had with "Cold Palace" earlier, he felt a thunderbolt strike the sky directly, scorching him to the core!

Oh my god what did they say?

He said that Chu Wanning was a man with a heart of gold and a heart of beast, and that he was a man of Xianxia.

He he he actually also listened to Mo Weiyu in the position of a caring brother to be merciful and detailed descriptions of those he did not want to understand the Wushan clouds and rain what bed flower hall hot springs have done ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah who to save him to give him a forgetfulness Dan it even Jiang Xi gave him now he was able to swallow without blinking his eyes

Fairy Tramper was smacked by Tin Man, but Chu Wanning was only trying to interrupt his casual groping of the "little girl", so the force was not too heavy and he only scraped the skin a little

However, a skinned Fairy Tramper squeezed the blood out of the area and deliberately showed it to Chu Wanning. And, in an endlessly erotic and flamboyant manner, he lifted it up to his lips and licked it threateningly with the tip of his tongue: "Very good, Chu Wanning. You've got a lot of nerve."

Chu Wanning :""

"The blood you made this throne shed today, this throne takes it to heart. In the future, I will definitely give you some bitterness and make you"

Chu Wanning The heavenly question in his palm hissed again as flower fire flowed, and he narrowed his eyes, "Finished? Do you want a second one?"

Fairy Tramper was furious: " Chu Wanning, don't be arrogant and arrogant just because I am indulging you now. If you dare to use the Heavenly Question again, I will"

The phoenix eyes narrowed dangerously as Chu Wanning let out an oh-so-sensual, "Just what"

Fairy Tramper slaps the table: "I'll let you have two in three years."

""

This horrible conversation made Xue Meng feel helpless, as if she could not pass away immediately.

The first time he was standing by when his cousin threatened to kill his mentor, so much time had passed, and this time he was still standing by when his cousin made similar delusional statements, Mr. Tian, he didn't want to listen to such a conversation, okay?

Chu Wanning, who had overestimated Fairy Tramper's modesty and his own cheek, turned blue and gave Xue Meng an uncomfortable glance before lowering his voice in annoyance: "You are shameless and ridiculous and you will not come back with me."

"Go back, huh? Why should I go back?" Fairy Tramper said coldly, "The whole world is mine, so what's wrong with me going out on a private visit to a beautiful woman?"

He tugged Xue Meng over, patted him on the shoulder, and said to Chu Wanning, "Come. Let me introduce you, this is my new lover, known as the coughing man."

He wanted to make up something like "The Fairy of the River" or "The Lady with the Jade Face", which he could have done from the books he had devoured during his years of boredom in solitude, but the problem was that Fairy Tramper's life had become a lot more exciting since she retired to But the problem is that since he retired to Nanping Mountain, Fairy Tramper's life has become a lot more interesting.

He was no longer alone in the Wushan Palace, he was no longer lonely enough to spend his time reading and practising martial arts, he was in a good mood and had plenty of things to do. This directly led to Fairy Tramper's way of cultivating his spirituality degenerating back to the lowly, and he no longer wanted to turn to the poems and scriptures he had read when he was alone in the Wushan Palace. "He could do so without having to fish through those thick volumes for the shattered reflections of his deceased friend, and without the exhilaration and sadness of finding a phrase that Chu Wanning had once said.

The Fairy Tramper, who has had his fill, has fallen back on himself, and the only books he has read this year, apart from the I don't know what list, are the ten sets of threadbare collector's editions of Haitang's erotic anthology.

So he racked his brains and finally clapped his hands on Xue Meng and introduced him with a majestic show of hands, "The man known as, Gaijin Long Ao Tian."

Chu Wanning :""

Xue Meng's face turned blue in an instant, even more so than his master's. He was furious and said, "Bah, your grandfather, you, you rogue who can't spit ivory out of his dog's mouth, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not," he stumbled under his anger and couldn't explain, his mouth didn't work, he simply did it, trying to untie the illusionary incense bag.

But who would have thought that when he came out in the morning, he would have tied himself in a dead knot in a moment of inactivity

The Fairy Tramper didn't know who he really was and thought he was still happy to help him piss off Chu Wanning, so he stepped on him and went to Xue Meng's ear to try to bribe him with money: "Be cooperative, he's the one who threw my pouch. I'll give you a big red envelope after I'm done with him, at least a hundred gold leaves."

Xue Meng shouted in anger and simply cast a spell to shatter the illusionary incense bag.

Recovering his original form, he drew his Dragoncity scimitar and kicked over a chair, lunged at Fairy Tramper with the knife in his hand and shouted angrily.

" Mo Weiyu you are not a human being you are a dog who are you saying is Gai Shi bah what wa you are saying who is Long Ao Tian you still dare to gas the master you don't hide from me today I I I, I will definitely want your dog's life"