Chapter 322: Extra Xue Meng - The Mysterious Rich Woman of Matchmaking I

The owners of Peach Bud Villa have recently developed a spell that has taken Xianxia by storm.

The instructions for use are written in eight large, golden letters.

The magic weapon is in your hand, and your marriage is secure.

Xue Meng was practising with his sword at the Sword Dance at the Top of the Dead when he first heard of this weapon. He took a white handkerchief, wiped Dragoncity clean, and turned a sour face to the Peach Bud Villa disciple who had recommended it to him: "What a mess, why would a customer horse recommend such a piece of crap to me?"

"Well, Master Ma said that you must not have the time to go out and meet all kinds of women cultivators because you work hard day and night, and he has received a lot of advice from your master Master Chu in the past two years, and his magic artifacts are getting better and better, so he wanted to thank you properly for the Scroll of Relief at the Top of Death."

Xue Meng was furious, and with a flash of light Dragoncity cut the white handkerchief in two: "What a ridiculous thing to build for me. Do I look like I'm short of women?"

The disciple of Peach Bud Villa cautiously sized up the gorgeous and handsome Master Xue, gulped, and cautiously said, "You can find a man even if you lack one, as long as there is a destiny."

Lack of, lack of men

Xue Meng was stunned and turned blue with anger, sheathing his sword and standing in the breeze at the sword dance, he said angrily, "Someone!"

"Master, in"

Xue Meng's eyebrows rose and he said in a stern voice: "Send me the guest"

"Yes."

Xue Meng was right in rushing the customer, a magnate of the generation to receive customers, of course, can not only know a good girl with a lover. It is true that Master Ma developed the Scroll of Relief, and it is also true that the Scroll of Relief can match monks with fairy couples, but to say that Master Ma developed it for Master Xue would be a big lie.

He brought Xue Meng into the fold for one simple reason

Attracting female practitioners.

After the Battle of the Heavenly Rift, the Xianxia realm underwent a radical change, with the Top of Death and Life leaping to become one of the leading sects on the Kyushu continent.

As a businessman who is widely grounded, Master Ma Zhuang is bound to be very concerned about the best-selling pamphlet I don't know what list. So, on a dark and windy moonlit night, Master Ma was happily picking his feet and eating a melon while flipping through the latest rankings and making tsk-tsk noises.

"Number one on the Ingenious list, Chu Wanning. Current status: retired."

"Second in the Yingjie list, Mo Weiyu . Current status: as above."

Spitting out a string of watermelon seeds, Master Ma and his beloved men sighed, "Alas, if these two were celibate, then we would have managed to drag them into the gang as well, I wonder how many female cultivators could have been attracted to grab the Scroll of Relief, what a pity."

He also showed a small portrait of Chu Wanning painted in a booklet: "Look, I didn't think so before, but the more I look at it, the better it looks. Look at this Master Chu, he is so handsome and so moral. The more he thought about it, the more reluctant he became, and finally he simply said, "Why don't we talk to Master Mo and put in a few good words in front of him and ask him to ask his master to come out and pimp us out?"

The subordinate said obediently, "Master, if you ask Master Chu to pimp us out, aren't you afraid that Master Mo is schizophrenic."

""The lovely horse dealer touched his neck, feeling a little cold, "You're quite right, then we'd better change the subject."

After mulling it over for a cup of tea, Master Ma had a new goal: "What do you think about us dragging Mei Hanxue in?"

The subordinate was good again, "Master, our scroll is positioned for a lifetime together, but if Immortal Mei comes, it will become a one-night affair, which should not be undesirable, we are serious businessmen."

"Think what? I'm talking about the big one."

"Aren't you afraid of the little one pretending to be the big one it's something he hasn't done much of."

"And rightly so."

Pondered for another tea.

"Then how about Jiang Xi, he's good looking, he brings capital into the fold and he's shrewd in what he does."

The subordinate continued in a good manner, "But he is a black merchant. Master, you are a decent and kind person, so it is best not to do business with people like him, for fear of losing all your money. If he knew that you were going to use him as bait to attract female cultivators to buy the Scroll of Relief, he would probably make you into a human pig and leave you to spend your youth with the sows in Lonely Moonlit's pigsty."

Master Ma smiled and stroked his beloved dog's head, "Little brother, I like your straightforward and straightforward look."

After going back and forth several times, Master Ma finally said, "Why don't we drag Xue Meng with us? Although he doesn't have a name on the rich list, nor on the height list, he is still at the top of the looks list. Besides, he's a new leader, and it's time for him to talk about marriage.

This led to the nonsense of the Peach Bud Villa disciples who "whispered to the master if there was a shortage of men".

Xue Meng Xue's master was angry.

His lungs were about to explode he looked like the lack of men like it was going to be the lack of men lacking him ah bah men lacking him also not right he was almost angry confused

It was rare to see Xue Meng so angry since he had taken over as Sect Leader. So Elder Xuan Ji asked with concern, "Your Holiness, what's wrong?

Xue Meng gritted her teeth and said, "I just don't understand, there are many people in the whole world who don't have a couple, why does that horse guy have his eye on me?"

Elder Xuan Ji was so smart that he immediately understood that he was afraid that he had been touched and said, "Your Holiness is the Sect Leader, after all, he is in the limelight of all people, so it is only natural that he is being watched.

Xue Meng said angrily, "Then why doesn't he go and pay attention to Jiang Xi?"

"Although Master Jiang still looks the same, his seniority and years are there after all. In fact, when he was young, he wasn't missed much."

When Xue Meng heard this, he was even more angry for some reason. He thought of his mother, and while his heart ached, he couldn't help but imagine Jiang Yechen as a young man, a cold-blooded and lonely man who was ungrateful and untrustworthy, and who had made his Mother so sad.

But he didn't want to reveal his secret with Jiang Xi, so he cursed twice and changed the subject: "Why doesn't that Ma care about Mei Hanxue?"

Elder Xuan Ji smiled in a subtle manner, "Your Holiness, you know well the person of Immortal Mei. If he were to start a family, I'm afraid it would cause another bloodbath at Lower Fairy World."

""

"That that, that, that."

When Xue Zhengyong had urged him to start a family, he had been able to use Chu Wanning and Mo Ran as shields, but to mention them again would only make him look more miserable and alone.

Xue Meng's breath instantly choked in her chest like a big stone, and it simply became more and more impossible to smooth it out.

As he became angry, his brain began to hurt and he finally simply said.

"That doesn't make sense either. What does it matter if this master marries or not, or when he marries? I have nothing better to do. I'm leaving."

Saying this, he followed the example of his master and proudly brushed his sleeve away.

Xue Meng sincerely hopes that the owner will lose all his money on this creation.

But it was not to be, and despite the lack of his help, the Scroll of Relief became a hit in northern Jiangnan a few months later.

Xue Meng was outraged by this: "What kind of world is this? People are so idle these days."

"You can't say that." Elder Xuan Ji was very fair, "Two months ago was New Year's Eve, and as you know, the elders of your family must be urging their children to marry during this festival.

""

"And I hear that the scroll is very well made, even if it is not for the purpose of finding a mate, but purely as a novelty to play with, it would be very interesting."

"For example."

"I can't say." Xuan Ji said gently, "But Elder Greedy Wolf was bored in his spare time and bought one for fun. He says he's bored, but nine out of ten times I go to his room to look for him, he's in all the time holding that scroll and pondering it."

Xue Meng was amazed: "Didn't Elder Greedy Wolf have no desire to renew his marriage?"

"Hmm. He has no desire to renew his string." Xuan Ji smiled slightly, "He was just a child, he liked to play with new things, so he took that scroll to pass the time."

""

Greedy wolf like a child

Xue Meng did not say anything in silence. Xuan Ji and Covetous Wolf were both Elders at the same time, but Covetous Wolf always spoke in a strange way and was not close to others, and he was even more incompatible with Chu Wanning.

Xuan Ji is the only person in the school who can so calmly compare the taunt-faced Greedy Wolf to a child.

Elder Xuan Ji laughed and said, "If you are curious, you might as well buy one and try it out."

"Ahem." Xue Meng cleared his throat and said arrogantly, "I'm the head of a school, I'm not curious about such a lame object. I won't try."

However, the next night.

The Loyalty Palace is lit up at the top of the world, but the sandalwood doors are closed from side to side.

Master Xue said that he would be in retreat tonight and asked all senior disciples who were responsible for serving him to stay outside the door. Unless Elder Yu Heng came to visit from Nanping Mountain, no one was allowed to come in and disturb him even if the sky was falling.

The disciples admired Master Xue, who had been working hard and staying up all night. They were touched by Master Xue's inspirational efforts and said that they would do their utmost to protect him.

Little did they know that Master Xue was currently sitting on a high seat in the refurbished Loyalty Palace, looking at the jade scroll he was holding in his hand. On the scroll were written four large words.

Relief Scrolls.

Yes, that's right, it's none other than Lord Ma's hot spells.

It only just arrived today.

Xue Meng also placed the order in the name of Elder Xuan Ji, for the sake of His Holiness.

The young Master Xue held the Scroll of Relief and looked at it with great curiosity. It is made of a special jade material, filled with abundant spiritual flow, and is able to float out on its own with a faint golden glow.

Xue Meng then began to recite the spell of unsealing according to the instructions on the book, and tried to use the magical weapon that had become so popular on Xianxia.

"The frosty dawn accompanies the remaining lamp upstairs, and the lone sleeper rises from his bed of love. How much love is there in a night of longing?

After a poignant line of poetry, a new line appears on the jade slips in a cheap manner.

"Spring has returned to the land, even the swallows are in pairs, are you still alone, fairy?"

Xue Meng :""

jade slips: "Give Peach Bud Villa the benefit of the doubt and give yourself a chance. Take the awkwardness out of matchmaking and bring Lower Fairy World closer together with a scroll of relief that will take the envy out of other people's lives and help you find your own true love in a sea of people."

Xue Meng again: ""

jade slips: "Please name yourself before you use it, fairy."

What

And a name

Xue Meng was an honest man, so he held it up and replied in all seriousness, "My surname is Xue and my name is Xue Meng."

jade slips is not responding.

Xue Meng continued to add honestly, "You can also call me Xue Meng."

jade slips is reflected this time, with another line of gold lettering floating above it

The Master of the Horse Village warmly reminds us to use gags when using scrolls. For example, "Pick-up Horse", "East Wall Liu". This scroll is made by Peach Bud Villa in West Lake, so please excuse any references to "Lonely Moonlit so-and-so".

Xue Meng frowned at the words and muttered, "That Jiang Xi, robbing the business of the surname Ma again"

Xue Meng saw his Mother's orange cat lying on the carpet licking its paws, so he gave himself a random name and said to jade slips, "I'll call myself Vegetable Bun." He patted the big orange on the head, "Sorry, I'm borrowing your name."

The big orange turned its face away indifferently and continued to lick its back fur.

Xue Meng vaguely felt that the beast's eyes were full of contempt, as if he was hinting at something, and after careful thought it dawned on him that his Mother's cat was called Vegetable Bag, which was known throughout the Top of the Dead, and that if he had given such a name, it would not be easy to be recognized as improper.

Xue Meng stroked the big orange with a sigh of relief: "Smart bun, you're still thinking ahead."

"Meow."

So Xue pondered a bit more, and finally looked at the Douruo potted plant in the hall where his mother had planted it, and at his father's painting of the water village that used to hang on the wall, and finally gave himself a name that was nothing new

"My name is Little Xue Wang."

It's true that names don't run in the same family, from Xue Zhengyong naming Shi Mei "Xue Ya", to "Ahhhhh" and "Wow Wow Wow Wow". two peaks, to Mo Ran's Shenwu "see ghost", and finally to Xue Meng's current gag "Wang Little Xue."

No one should laugh at anyone.

The King Little Xue gag was already bad enough, but jade slips had a wonderful misunderstanding, and after receiving the Xue Meng gag, it floated a few new lines of gold.

Okay, Wang Xiaoxue Your Mightiness.

Xue Meng :""

Xue Meng :""

Xue Meng: "That's a female name you're talking about I said my name is Wang Little Xue my mother Wang Chuqing's Wang and my father Xue Zhengyong's Xue"

jade slips continues to appear in gold letters: "The name change spell is being adjusted, sorry about that Wang Xiaoxue Your Mightiness, you can't change your name for now."

Xue Meng got angry: "It's obvious that you heard it wrong, so why can't you change it?"

jade slips: " Your Mightiness, please don't be offended by this side, if you must change your name. I can send a message to the Master of the Horse Village for you and ask him to change it just for you."

He doesn't want to contact Ma Yun

I can even imagine Master Ma coming over to him with a smile and teasing him about Master Xue not being autistic, Master Xue wanting to open up, Master Xue being short of men or women today

Nightmares.

Xue Meng had to say, "Fine, fine, if you say Wang Xiaoxue, then Wang Xiaoxue, your scroll is too bad, it's just a back of the ear."

jade slips is not offended, but remains gentle and soft: "Yes Wang Xiaoxue Your Mightiness, in order to gain an understanding of your heart and character, please complete the following questions and answers in accordance with the instructions of the Scroll of Relief. After this item, the scroll will present you with the most suitable match for you, and I wish you luck in finding a good match."

Xue Meng has little interest in finding a good match early on, but is curious as to who he would find appealing in this vast Xianxia world.

So with a big jab, he said, "You ask."

"First question, have you ever experienced a love injury?"

Xue Meng rubbed his chin and replied, "No."

"Second question, have you ever been in love with someone?"

"No."

"Thirdly, have you ever had a secret admiration for someone else?"

"No."

"Fourth question, have you ever been confessed to?"

"No."

jade slips didn't ask any more questions this time, it paused hesitantly, yet only to float a new line, "Senpai, please don't molest the scrolls with repetitive spells yo."

"Who used the repeat spell?" Xue Meng was upset, "No means no, do I have to make something out of nothing?"

jade slips Quickly: "I'm sorry, my mistake. Fifth question, may I ask how old you are this year"

Xue Meng was reluctant to give her age, grunting vaguely, "Just in my twenties."

"Good. In your twenties, Immortal Wang Xiaoxue, you have not fallen in love with anyone, secretly admired someone, been confessed to, or experienced a love wound in the past twenty years of your career."

"Yes."

jade slips: "Okay, Wang Xiaoxue. I'm going to ask the sixth question, but before I do I'd like to find out if you prefer people who are straightforward or people who beat around the bush."

Xue Meng raised an eyebrow and said, "Nonsense, of course I like people who are straightforward, who like to beat around the bush"

"Okay." jade slips So almost very bluntly, "Sixth question, please, are you ugly?"

Xue Meng :""

After a short silence, the senior disciples outside the Loyalty Palace heard the sound of the Master smashing something in anger and the terrified mewling of the big orange from inside.

It must be said that Peach Bud Villa's smithing skills have improved over the years. The Scroll of Relief remained strong and undamaged under Xue Meng's hammering, and it persisted in coaxing Master Xue to finish the remaining questions with shimmering golden words. Finally, twenty illusionary leaf tiles floated out of the scroll, one after the other, all floating into Xue Meng's hand.

No, those weren't actually leaf tiles either, they just looked like leaf tiles, and instead of having pie cones painted on their faces, the tiles described the condition of twenty monks in a very psychedelic and hazy way.

"Wang Xiaoxue Your Mightiness, who is not ugly but has been celibate for twenty years, congratulations, after my divination, the most compatible spirit in this world is hidden in these twenty leaf cards, waiting for you to discover."

To be honest, Xue Meng does not believe in this.

He felt that he could only see his own face in the colour gourd back then, so there must be no one in the world who could catch his eye. But he couldn't help but be curious, so he couldn't wait to look at the twenty leaf cards.

Xue Meng named himself "Wang Xiaoxue Your Mightiness", and naturally the others on the card did not use their real names. The first one Xue Meng saw was a fairy with the gag name "Ruying".

The Scroll of Relief describes her as follows.

If you are an immortal, with a light train, a bright pearl, a dark fragrance and a quiet body.

He is a man of high status, with a wealth of family treasures, good at managing bad debts, good at holding the family business, and living in seclusion, although there are often people who pander to him, but the elder Ruo Ying has his own reserve in his heart, treating all kinds of temptations as if they were nothing. She is a flower that everyone wants to pick, but is difficult to pick.

Hobbies: cultivating flowers and plants, caring for the sick and infirm.

Xue Meng was shocked when he looked at this one and not the others.

This looks like a stunningly beautiful woman. She is also immaculate, self-sufficient, not dependent on men, a good family man, kind-hearted and most importantly, she has similar preferences to his mother, Madam Wang.

How rare is it?

As a good son who worshipped his mother at the altar, Xue Meng believed from an early age that if a girl was like Madam Wang, there was nothing wrong with marrying her. Just look at his Mother, who took good care of them both.

I have to say, Xue Meng was actually a bit impressed.

But he still had some doubts, for one thing, about how he had never heard of such a rare fairy in the Xianxia realm, given that there was one

The second is a vaguely odd intuition.

He cupped the gleaming gold-leafed card and re-read it again, and hey, it was odd how the more he read it, the more it seemed he had actually seen someone somewhat similar to one somewhere.

Who is it?