Chapter 112: Shen Yu Not at all faint-hearted

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Ke Liangji was chased around the house by Zhao Yage with a coat hanger, and the scene was best described as a chicken fluttering around like a chicken on wings.

"Don't think I'll let you off the hook just because you've had a face-lift! You run! Run again!"

Zhao Yage huffed and puffed and finally cornered Ke Liangji.

Ke Liangji, holding his head, crouched on the ground, motionless like a turtle.

Shen Yu and Asaba Li Xiang came along with their melons to watch the fun.

"What are you looking at! Never seen a chicken killed before!"

Zhao Yage roared, and Shen Yu and Li Xiang both cowered in fear.

Asaba Li Xiang gently elbowed Shen Yu and said, "I didn't recognize Liangji when he came in! What a big change ......"

"Isn't he still the same even if his looks have changed?" Shen Yu stumbled over his melon, unconcerned, he never looked at people by their faces.

"So Shen Yu, if I get old and ugly in the future, will you still look at me?" Asaba Li Xiang asked after thinking about it.

"Look. ......" Shen Yu reacted, giving her a blank look and asking her, "Do I look at you now?"

"I'm just giving an example!"

Li Xiang spits out her little tongue mischievously, looking so cocky that Shen Yu is tempted to pinch her pink, pink tongue with her fingers to stop her from retracting her mouth.

After all, when she talked to Zhao Yage, she always said that men would be unfaithful, but Li Xiang thought that Shen Yu would never do that, because she would still be cute even when she grew old.

Li Xiang has seen two old grandparents in their seventies and eighties playing with blocks in a park, and although the wrinkles on their faces were deep when they smiled, they somehow felt very cute and romantic.

While Shen Yu and Li Xiang are eating the melon, Ke Liangji is having a hard time.

He crouched in the corner, holding his head, not even daring to look at Zhao Yage, and said in a muffled voice, " Brother Duck ...... I was just kidding ...... how could I possibly marry you ...... Aren't we good brothers?"

When Zhao Yage heard this, he got even more furious and took a coat hanger and smacked him twice, making Ke Liangji whine like a chicken.

"Don't think you're a guy if you cut your hair short, who's a good buddy with you?!"

"Zhao Yage Don't you go too far, I've put up with you for a long time and I want ...... today"

Ke Liangji bravely stood up, he was nearly 5'8" tall, a head taller than Zhao Yage, and when he stood up, Zhao Yage needed to look up at him.

Zhao Yage held his head high like an angry cockatoo, those big eyes glaring at him, "What's it going to be? Hmm?"

As she stepped closer, Ke Liangji clung to the wall, padding his feet, bracing his hands against the wall, scuffing his heels against it a little, looking at her in horror, "Don't you come any closer! If you touch me, I'll die for you!"

"Aren't you immune to me? Didn't you wash your face and come over for me to touch it? I'll touch it for you today ......"

With that, Zhao Yage slowly stretched out her small hand.

Shen Yu and Asaba Li Xiang's eyes are wide open and they've forgotten their melons, **it's coming! Brother Duck is finally making his move!

Li Xiang was so nervous that he held the corner of Shen Yu's shirt, holding one hand over his eyes and looking through his fingers.

Just as Zhao Yage's hand was about to touch Ke Liangji, Ke Liangji exploded with a powerful desire to live.

"You, if you touch me! You're liking me! I like you! I want to marry you!"

Zhao Yage froze, his hand frozen in mid-air, neither withdrawing it nor touching it.

And in a rare moment, she blushed.

"Who wants to marry you? You're insane!"

With that, she immediately drew back her hand in a lightning flash and turned away.

Ke Liangji's eyes lit up and he immediately started to fight back, chasing her and telling her shameless things until Zhao Yage's face turned red, then he found a stick from the yard and chased him again.

Shen Yu and Asaba Li Xiang were quite pleased with the twists and turns, it was brilliant.

It was only when they had finished that Shen Yu and Li Xiang came over, stoned on their melons.

In fact, all four of them knew what had happened, and it was just that when Zhao Yage touched Ke Liangji, he didn't trigger the violent death mechanism, and his feminophobia had a bug.

The bugs may be accidental or there may be some special circumstances, but for Ke Liangji to marry Zhao Yage, he must have intimate physical contact with her, so experimenting with whether Zhao Yage really doesn't have fear when he touches him becomes the first issue to address.

Shen Yu said, "So what, you can repeat yesterday's actions and see if you get a reaction."

Zhao Yage and Ke Liangji also calmed down, looked at each other and remained silent for a long time before speaking.

"Are you ready?"

"You, you touch it ......"

Zhao Yage was about to touch it when he saw Shen Yu and Li Xiang, stoned on their melons, watching intently, and suddenly he felt embarrassed from the tips of his hair to the tips of his toes.

"What are you two doing! What's there to see!"

"Then I must not help you control the experimental variables from a third party's point of view? You're both samples, and there's a lot you can't see."

Zhao Yage and Ke Liangji were oddly upset and had nothing to say. At Shen Yu's urging, Zhao Yage took Ke Liangji's face in his hands, touched it, rubbed it, and pinched it with his fingers ......

Shen Yu watched and felt her cheeks react, slightly burning again where Li Xiang had pinched them last night.

And Asaba Li Xiang, like a girl watching an educational film for the first time, even covered her mouth with her hand and watched unblinkingly with wide eyes, the little hand that had squeezed Shen Yu's face hurriedly tucked into her pocket ......

Ke Liangji and Zhao Yage Both of their faces were as red as tomatoes, and their eyes did not dare to meet each other's, so they mechanically touched and rubbed ......

"Why aren't you dead yet ......"

"If you touch ...... me again I'll really die ......"

At the end of the first round, Ke Liangji managed to survive the experiment without any adverse effects such as foaming or fainting, apart from a flushed face and a frantic heartbeat.

Shen Yu did not know how to proceed with the next experiment, but Asaba Li Xiang did give advice.

"Then Yage and Liangji can have a more intimate encounter!"

"How is it more intimate?"

Zhao Yage, the most unhealthy thinker of all, immediately blushed and barked, "Then he's better off dead!"

"I'll teach you! It's like this ......"

Li Xiang took Shen Yu's hand, opened his palm, and then joined her own small hand to it, fingers compatible with each other, and Shen Yu subconsciously took hold of her small hand ......

The warmth of his palm instantly reddens Li Xiang's face.

After she succeeded in molesting Shen Yu, before Shen Yu could react, she immediately withdrew her hand in a 'panic' and glanced at Shen Yu with an angry look, blushing and whispering, " Shen Yu, you... I was just demonstrating!"

Shen Yu: "......"

What's going on? It's obvious that you're the one taking advantage of me, how come I'm the one taking advantage of you in the end?

Li Xiang's hand only stayed in his for a moment, but the soft, slightly cool feeling still made Shen Yu's heart flutter ......

Holding hands is largely more evocative than simply touching faces, full of ambiguity and a certain wrapped-up wonder, especially for men and women who are holding hands for the first time, in a secluded setting, there is a certain physiological reaction ......

Zhao Yage and Ke Liangji look a bit stunned ......

"Didn't you see it clearly, so I'll demonstrate it again ......"

Li Xiang said that she was going to hold hands with her tool again, but Shen Yu was smart enough to pull her hand back and not let her touch it.

"No way! There's no way I'm holding hands with him!"

Zhao Yage smashes Ke Liangji's hand in front of her, the guy seems to be rebounding from his feminophobia, and for the first time in his life, he is a bit addicted to touching a girl he can touch.

"Brother Duck, you have to save my life! I like you! I'm after you!"

"Fine, then you catch me and I'll marry you."

"You said it."

"I said it."

"So, how do I chase you then?"

"Delete your wife clean from your phone and talk to me when you're done."

Zhao Yage said, turning his head and heading back to school.

Ke Liangji sat alone in the courtyard for a long time, dragging his forlorn body, looking through picture after picture of his wives, his fingers gently stroking the screen, his eyes full of resignation.

"Yukino is sorry ......"

"Rem sorry ......"

"Asuna sorry ......"

"Asawa sorry ......"

He is really determined and intends to chase Zhao Yage with all his heart and delete his wives with his heart dripping, after all, this is the only spiritual support he has had since his years of feminophobia.

Oh, and his high school online crush, when he gave her up, he had a hard time himself for several months, and he was so depressed that he couldn't touch women, so naturally he couldn't have any interaction with her, so he deleted her for her own good, at least Ke Liangji thought so.

As Ke Liangji got up to leave, Li Xiang could still see the light in his eyes and cheered him on from afar: "Go Liangji!"

But I couldn't resist reminding him, " Liangji, Yage said that if you dare to chase her, she will, she will kill you ...... so are you really sure?"

"Zhao Yage you bastard ...... what do I have against you ......"

Ke Liangji gritted his teeth and became even more determined to catch Zhao Yage.

"Shen Yu, we're the best, you've got to help me!"

"Puffs and I are the best, don't you dare climb the ladder ......"

Shen Yu's face was odd, what was it like to have two good friends suddenly getting together? He felt like he could have written a two-thousand word essay on the subject, and at this point it was always so jarring to look at the trio's group of singles.

When Zhao Yage and Ke Liangji do get together, won't he be the only one left?

Inexplicably, it feels like the world is full of malice towards him as Bad luck ......

Of course, Bad luck isn't all bad, it can take a lifetime of luck to get lucky just once, isn't there a saying, I spent a lifetime of luck to meet you?

Li Xiang was very interested in setting up Ke Liangji and Zhao Yage, and was a little bit of a bride, discussing with Shen Yu how to create opportunities for them.

"Why are you asking me this, I don't know anything about it and neither do you, don't get involved ......"

"It's actually not that hard!"

Asaba Li Xiang said, "Shen Yu, I have a great idea, we can go out together, like to a resort or something, you and me, then Yage and Liangji, and we can also ask Le Le and her boyfriend!"

Li Xiang rattled off a bunch of reasons why she could create more opportunities for Ke Liangji and Zhao Yage, and Shen Yu was dumbfounded by her words.

"I think it's you who wants to go out and have fun, right?" Shen Yu reacted.

"Not at all!"

Li Xiang hurriedly said, "We are not in love, we don't need to cultivate our relationship, is Shen Yu weak-minded ......"

Before she could finish her sentence, Shen Yu's voice immediately rose to a higher pitch.

"What am I vain about? What do I have to be vain about? We just went out together, so we'll prove it to them and save them the trouble of saying I'm not with you all day!"

"Mmmmmm! Prove it to them!"

Published at: 02/05/2022 20:00