Chapter 108: Help Me Heal

" Yage is so nice, won't Liangji consider it?"

Asaba Li Xiang cleaned up the kitchen, sat down with Shen Yu on the dining table and chairs and said to Ke Liangji on the other side of the sofa, "If Shen Yu would have been so brave as to stand up for me, I wouldn't have been able to resist the urge to marry him!"

Shen Yu's mouth twitched as she gave her a blank look and said to Ke Liangji, "Don't listen to her nonsense."

Ke Liangji looked puzzled and asked Shen Yu, "But didn't you ask me to give my life to you this afternoon?"

"Can that be the same, who knew you were coming for real."

Shen Yu said, "I thought we agreed to be single for the rest of our lives, this relationship thing is a lot of work and time, besides, you like Yage?"

Asaba Li Xiang grunted, " Liangji, don't listen to Shen Yu! You can't miss out on someone you like! Or you'll regret it!"

He thought, "I've been single all my life, and he's been following the two of you every day on Bleep.

Ke Liangji sits quietly on the sofa, thinking, while Shen Yu and Li Xiang are still discussing whether young people should fall in love.

"What is Liangji's opinion of Yage?" Asaba Li Xiang asked.

Shen Yu thought to himself, "What can I think of this? They fight every day and would have fought if he hadn't been in the middle.

"She's quite a nice person ...... ......" Ke Liangji said with a twist.

Asaba Li Xiang is in ecstasy, Shen Yu is in disbelief.

"Liangji, you've got a serious problem! After being touched by Yage, the after-effects are starting to come out!"

"It's just that ...... ugh ...... I don't know how to say it, I just don't feel like I resent being touched by her, I even kind of want her to touch me again, don't get me wrong, I just want to see if I'm going to die ......"

Ke Liangji stammered, feeling like a little girl who had been suddenly hit by a wall, thinking about the afternoon when Zhao Yage had held his face and touched it, and his heart was beating fast, not in a panicky way, but in a way he had never experienced before.

Shen Yu is speechless and doesn't know what kind of body he has, except for himself, who is normal, like Li Xiang, Brother Duck and Chicken Girl are quite sick.

"That's like da!"

Asaba Li Xiang exclaimed, "Liangji, you must like Yage! What happened this afternoon was the opportunity! There's no reason to fall for someone!"

"Is that so? ......"

"Yes! I super get it!"

You are a single dog, what do you know! And you're teaching Liangji to fall in love! What a mess!

Shen Yu sensibly asked, "So did you call Yage, you haven't contacted her since you ran away?"

"Yeah, yeah ...... I'll call her now, or I'll turn on the PA and you two can help me with ideas ......"

Ke Liangji's reaction was that there was no point in just thinking about it, as there were three elements to an experiment: the subject, the experimental factors and the experimental effects.

The call was soon answered and Zhao Yage's voice came through.

"Where the hell did you go?"

"I, I'm not dead ......"

"I thought you'd run off to some lumpy corner to die a violent death! Do you know how disgusting the oil on your face is? It took me three minutes to wash my hands with detergent!"

"Then I didn't let you touch me either."

"You're blaming me for that? If I hadn't stood up for you, you'd be in jail right now!"

But Ke Liangji and Zhao Yage had not spoken for more than a few minutes before they got into a fight, with one of them complaining about the oil on his face and the other blaming her for touching his face without his consent.

Shen Yu and Asaba Li Xiang listened quietly, but by this time they were also a bit headstrong. If they kept arguing, the problem would not be solved even at dawn, so Shen Yu hurriedly gave him a hand signal.

Ke Liangji took a long time to understand and said to Zhao Yage kindly, "Brother Duck, thank you for today's incident ......"

Zhao Yage is silent for a moment and asks, "Have you changed sex?"

"Zhao Yage how do you talk, I tell you thank you and you don't want to?"

"I'm sure I'll suffer then."

Shen Yu gestures again when he sees that the two are about to argue again.

Ke Liangji now continued, " Brother Duck you know what, I didn't die after you touched me, I didn't react at all!"

Zhao Yage Silence.

Ke Liangji continued, "It's not that you don't react at all, it's just that you're blushing, you know, and you're having a little bit of a blush, right?"

Zhao Yage: "So what?"

Ke Liangji looked up at Shen Yu and Asaba Li Xiang and saw that Asaba Li Xiang gave him an encouraging look and nodded at him, so Ke Liangji understood.

Ke Liangji: "So can you touch me again?"

Zhao Yage: "......"

Then the phone beeped and got busy.

......

"Unbelievable!"

Ke Liangji was confused, it was just an experiment, why did he hang up without saying anything?

Shen Yu agrees, "I've touched everything, so I don't care about this one time.

Seeing that they were silent and thinking, Asaba Li Xiang went into the kitchen and washed some strawberries and ate them together with Shen Yu, but Ke Liangji did not feel like eating them.

His mind was in turmoil at the moment, and he remembered what the psychiatrist had told him earlier: when you get married, you'll get better.

At first, he thought it was bullshit. After all, he couldn't get in touch with girls, so how could he get married? Now, when I think about it, I have to admire the doctor's foresight.

"You two are more experienced, do you think I'd have any chance of success if I went after Brother Duck? You know, the married kind." Ke Liangji hastened to ask.

"What do you mean we're both more experienced ......" Shen Yu was speechless.

Even a fool can see the relationship between you two, Ke Liangji said in his heart, and look at the way they eat strawberries: Li Xiang likes to eat the tips of strawberries, so she cuts them off with a knife, and then Shen Yu picks up the butt of the strawberries she cut off and eats them, so maybe they don't cut the strawberries with a knife when they're not around, but bite them with their teeth.

"It's unlikely to work, isn't Yage the most averse to relationships, and asked us to be single with her, she's a principled person like me, so there's no chance of you chasing her."

Shen Yu picks up a strawberry butt and stuffs it into his mouth. Although he is picking up a strawberry butt that Li Xiang doesn't want to eat, Li Xiang will kindly take off the cap for him.

"Is Shen Yu very principled?" Li Xiang asks.

"Not right?" Shen Yu asks rhetorically.

Li Xiang doesn't say anything, but whenever Shen Yu says it's not good, it's good, and if she doesn't take her out, she'll take her out, which is really a kind of principle.

"I do think that fellow Liangji could definitely be with Yage."

"How so?"

"Feelings, yeah, I'm super accurate with my feelings."

Shen Yu had nothing to say, if she cited specific reasons, he could find other reasons to refute them, but Li Xiang's senses were always spot on, how could he, a bad luck, dare to challenge a lucky dog.

Shen Yu asked him, "So what do you think? Are you really going to go after her?"

Ke Liangji said, "So she touched me, shouldn't I touch her back?"

It makes so much sense that neither Shen Yu nor Li Xiang can argue with it.

"That's a different thing from you chasing her then isn't it ......"

"Ugh ...... don't know how to say it ...... it's just that this happened today I guess, just myself I'm quite messed up and think she looks a lot smoother, and you guys don't know, I actually met Brother Duck a long time ago We've known each other since ......"

"No way!"

Shen Yu was confused, if Ke Liangji and Zhao Yage really got together, then he would be the only one left in the group of 'The Three Swordsmen of the Universe who are single and love each other'.

What happened to the promise of being single together? You two were having an affair before you met me?

Shen Yu's face was stony, always feeling that something was wrong with the world.

"Enough about the old days, I want to try! You guys have to help me!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Asaba Li Xiang loves to do these things. Although she is a single dog, she has a cupid's heart.

"I'll give her another call. ......"

Ke Liangji said and dialed Zhao Yage's number again.

It took a while for the bell to ring this time before her voice came.

"You're looking for death!"

"Brother Duck ...... is the one ......"

"Don't even think about touching you, come over here with your face clean and I might reward you with a couple of slaps."

"Can we not talk about the oil?"

"So what do you want to say?"

"It's ...... I want to ask you to help me with my illness ...... I think I can still be saved ......"

"What's the cure?"

"Let's get married!"

"? ...... you're dead I'm telling you ......"

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