Chapter 512: The Challenge

Bai Liu stares at Spades through the window for a moment, just as he is about to turn around and go down to fetch Spades, he sees Spades climbing up the street lamp post in two or three quick strokes, leaping from the lamp at the waist and grabbing the security bar in front of Bai Liu's window with one foot on the wall, coming up to Bai Liu and staring straight at him.

Bai Liu: "......"

He casts a glance at a street lamp that has been bent by Spades' leap and stirrup into a lamppost, his eyes pausing subtly.

...... It's reasonable to assume that when all players log into reality, their in-game panel physicality won't follow, meaning they'll be cut down to the normal human category, but this Spades guy's strength is still so ......

Unreasonable.

This can't be the result of a cut already, can it?

Bai Liu, for the first time in his life, felt a sense of crisis under Spades' direct, aggressive gaze, and he opened his mouth to say, "Go down, I'll come downstairs and get you," when he saw Spades easily break through the bars Muke had just put up this afternoon, get between the two bars, push open the locked window (yes, another lock had been broken here), and As soon as Spades had one foot in Bai Liu's house, his upper body poked in and hugged him tightly.

Bai Liu was knocked backwards several steps by the force of Spades' lunge and ended up on the sofa, where they both collapsed together.

He had already had a few drinks in the evening, and when Spades pounced on him, he felt dizzy, unable to catch his breath.

"You get up first." Bai Liu tried to calmly back away from Spades who had buried his head in his neck and started rubbing it, halfway through the push his eyelids popped and he said coldly, "No kissing!"

Spades' movements pause as he slowly rubs down

Bai Liu's temples throbbed wildly and he took a deep breath, "No biting either."

"But I miss you so much." Spades hugged tightly, his legs pressed against Bai Liu's body so that Bai Liu couldn't move, "I can come to you, why can't I kiss you?"

Bai Liu: "......"

Who taught Spades that it's human social etiquette to go to the Fang family and kiss each other?

"You get up first." Bai Liu ordered in a cold tone, and after finding that it didn't work very well and that Spades was still holding him down, Bai Liu paused and changed his story, "I'll reward you for getting up."

Spades sat up quickly and he stared straight at Bai Liu.

Bai Liu: "......"

Bai Liu drops his eyes, kneels up and gives Spades a very shallow kiss on the eyelid.

"Okay." Bai Liu sat back on the couch, he held down Spades who was still trying to come up to him and suddenly, for some reason, smiled very lightly and asked softly, "Why do you want to kiss me?"

"I passed." Spades looked at him, "I can kiss you now."

-- the last time Bai Liu said he passed, he kissed him, so in Spades' case, the logic evolves that he can keep kissing Bai Liu as long as he passes.

"Not that you're qualified so you can kiss me." Bai Liu slowly releases the hand holding Spades down, and he tucks his feet back on the couch, his arms wrapped around them, his head resting on his knees, his black eyes, somewhat drunk and watery, holding a lot of emotion that Spades can't understand, the words coming out softly but with a smile.

"It's because I like you, so I'm allowing you to kiss me."

Spades pauses as he asks rhetorically, "Like, what is it?"

"Like is probably an emotion that has no cost effectiveness." Bai Liu drops his eyes as he explains to Spades in a calm tone, "Usually it happens between people, accompanied by a rush of dopamine and hormones that makes people lose their minds for a short time, lose control and forget to weigh up the benefits."

"All in all, not a good thing."

Spades said quickly, "Then you're not allowed to like me."

After a moment, he added with an expressionless face, "And no liking anyone else."

Bai Liu was quiet for a moment: "I don't do things that don't benefit me, so it's profitable for me to like you."

Spades asks, "So what do you want me to do?"

Bai Liu slowly, slowly lifted his eyes as he looked at Spades and suddenly smiled, "I was hoping you could help me eat my soon to expire cutie pie."

Spades Slowly: "?"

Bai Liu got up and picked up the cutie pie and handed it to him, "This is the one."

I think Muke's housekeeper was in a bit of a hurry to help Bai Liu fill the freezer, and threw in a Kourtney in a hurry after buying all the expensive ice creams nearby, but unfortunately, it was about to expire.

Bai Liu has always been lucky enough to buy a lovely stick that is mostly expired, so he wasn't surprised to see that it was only a day away from expiring.

Spades took Bai Liu's handful of Cuties, looked at him and asked seriously, "As long as I eat your expired Cuties every time, you'll always like me, right?"

Bai Liu also looked at Spades, who was quiet for a long, long time, and then said, "Every time, yes."

Spades' eyes snapped open and he opened his mouth to bite down, but Bai Liu was quick to reach out and snare Spades' teeth as he calmly said, "You haven't torn the wrapper yet."

Eventually Spades, with the help of Bai Liu, ate the expiring Kauai in two or three swift and vicious bites with the gusto of a Kauai killer.

Then it got on itself and Bai Liu's body.

Before Bai Liu went to the bath, he gave Spades a quick primer on basic electrical appliances and safety, such as not touching sockets and not eating things with hard textures, such as coffee tables - although it seems like this guy is so skinny that nothing should happen to him, just in case.

It's the only one he has to help destroy the cute, many lizards.

Bai Liu has a responsibility to cherish the lizard.

Bai Liu then prepared to call Lu Yizhan to ask about Spades in reality - the lizard was so skinny that Bai Liu basically whipped around and by the time he turned around Spades had curiously chewed up four corners of the coffee table.

Not to mention, it's quite a square and artistic gnaw.

After Bai Liu coldly plucked the four corners of the coffee table out of Spades' mouth, Bai Liu felt he must take a shower.

"Lu Yizhan." The moment the call was answered, Bai Liu stated, "I have Spades."

Lu Yizhan was confused and shocked: "......? How many points do I have to pay as ransom before you let him back in?"

Bai Liu: "......"

Lu Yizhan snaps up quickly, "Just kidding, I know where you are with Spades."

"He's in a bit of a strange situation." Bai Liu paused eerily, "He seems to be about the same physical quality in reality as he is in the game."

"Yeah." Lu Yizhan is not surprised, " Spades are monsters, in reality and in the game they are supposed to be a panel."

"Before this guy has been doing things with no light weight, curiosity is also heavy, do not dare to release him to reality, afraid that he can not control him at once to the sky overturned, the test when this guy grip strength up to more than 1 ton, do not control the strength to pinch people's wrists can be crushed, but now you are in, he listens to you, I dare to release him to reality."

" Spades' eye condition has stabilized for now." Lu Yizhan sighs and asks, "Is he well behaved now that he's on your side?"

Bai Liu held up the phone and slowly glanced up at the Spades outside who were lying on the ground sniffing indifferently at the cuteness on the ground, Bai Liu quickly covered the receiver and calmly warned, " Spades, no licking the ground and no licking me if you lick the ground."

Spades let out an oh and then asked, "But there's still a lovely lot on the floor."

"Never mind." Bai Liu said coldly and cruelly, "It has been killed by you once and for all and will never come back to life."

--Bai Liu explained to Spades earlier that expired cuteness is bad for you, so he needed Spades to help him with it, and somehow this guy interpreted cuteness as a monster and started searching the house for it, trying to brutally slaughter it Quan family. Somehow this guy interprets Kauai as a monster and starts searching the house for it, trying to brutally slaughter the Quan family.

Then Bai Liu let go of the receiver and Lu Yizhan was confused: "Why did you just go silent?"

"Bad signal." Bai Liu calmly asks in return, "What did you just say?"

Lu Yizhan said, "I'm asking you, are the Spades still well behaved in your place?"

Bai Liu responded in a nonchalant manner, "It's okay."

Lu Yizhan was relieved: "That's good, he doesn't have much common sense and I was afraid he would get into trouble."

Bai Liu said, "I'm going to take a shower then."

"Okay ...... no, wait!" Lu Yizhan called out to Bai Liu in a panic, "I still have one more thing I haven't told you!"

Bai Liu asked, "What is it?"

Lu Yizhan began to stammer, "Ah, this, this, is ......"

Bai Liu said coldly, "I'm hanging up if you don't say anything."

Lu Yizhan's heart was hard and he simply closed his eyes: "- it's that thing with Spades and you!!!"

Bai Liu paused for two seconds, then he responded, and it was Bai Liu's turn to be quiet for a long time before he spoke, "What are you going to say?"

"It's that you're a normal human physicality in real life, not that panel in the game." Lu Yizhan was blushing while explaining in a fast pace, "But Spades isn't, he's still that pervert level panel in the game in reality because he's a monster."

"He is a mermaid transformed from, all over the body waist and legs of the strongest, is what you two want to do, just, you let him must be light, or he can give you a broken bone."

Bai Liu: "...... Is there anything else to explain?"

Lu Yizhan sighed in embarrassment and despair as he said, "And then there was the part of the physiology course I gave Spades in his early years when he couldn't understand that part of human knowledge and kept thinking he was a lizard, so I gave him the lizard mating process!"

"I was wrong! I know I was lazy and I'm not right!"

"But the mating process for lizards is a bit barbaric." Lu Yizhan stammers, "You have to bite the neck and tie the female's legs with her tail and stuff. ......"

"Just better not to be in reality ......"

Bai Liu hung up the phone violently, his face still calm, but breathing a little sharply.

Not in reality, then - Bai Liu was so sensible and calm at that time.

To calm himself down, Bai Liu decided to take a cold shower and asked Spades to find Spades a large pyjama top, so that Spades could change out of his dirty clothes and then go into the newly renovated bathroom to take a shower.

Spades honestly changed his clothes.

But unfortunately for Bai Liu, the pyjamas that he thought would fit in Spades, and which were too big for him, were still too small.

Spades wore it with his ankles and navel showing, and even if he lacked common sense, Spades knew it was too small, so he took it off (and then tore it in the process).

He had no clothes to wear, his previous clothes were thrown into the washing machine by Bai Liu as soon as they were changed and now Spades needed a dress.

He found several Bai Liu shirts to try on and none of them fit, so those too died after being tried on by Spades - basically chipped off the shoulders and centre back.

Finally, Spades retrieved a particularly large doll's costume from a body-wrapped pocket.

Spades' eyes fixed the moment he saw the costume, his black eyes turning silvery blue the moment he saw it again.

He tried it on and it fit just right when he put it on, as if it had been made for him - it was actually supposed to be a big doll suit to wear, but when Spades put it on, it looked like pyjamas.

The moment the doll suit hit his body, Spades was pulled, as if by a subconscious, towards the bathing room where Bai Liu was taking a shower, completely uncontrollably.

--He vaguely remembered that he had to show Bai Liu the dress when he wore it, and that he would be happy to see it.

Despite Bai Liu's repeated warnings not to push the door in while he was in the shower, Spades did so.

Bai Liu, whose lips were white from the cold water, had only just dropped the strange feeling in his heart when he saw Spades push open the door and his expression went cold: "I thought I told you not to come in ......"

Bai Liu's words stopped as he looked out the door with a completely still expression at Spades in his doll suit with silvery blue eyes.

Spades said, "I like you, Bai Liu."

Bai Liu reached out and wrapped his hand around Spades' face before pulling him into the bathroom, pushing Spades against the door and kissing him with his eyes closed.

Bai Liu shuddered as Spades, drenched in cold water, lowered his head and hugged him menacingly, biting the back of his neck and pushing upwards, leaving two confused handprints as he pressed his hands against the bathroom's freshly frosted glass door.

The water from the shower head was cold, and Spades' skin should have been cold too, but for some reason, it was so close to Bai Liu's back that he was shivering.

It turns out that animals like lizards can have their blood turn hot when they are this intense?

Bai Liu bites her lower lip, her eyes red and panting with the force and tightness of Spades' embrace, her mind in a complete trance.

In the moment of painful bite on the back of his neck, Bai Liu raised his head with a lazy look in his eyes and thought to the shower head that kept sprinkling water.

Love this stuff ...... really no value for money at all out of control feelings.