Chapter 277: The Dense Forest Frontier

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Bai Liu calmly replied, "You're looking at me wrong, I'm not red, I'm light."

Spades Xu Xu: "?"

But it looks pretty red, under the ears, all the way down to the collarbone ......

Further down he couldn't see much, probably because it wasn't too red down there.

Noticing that Spades was trying to get closer to look down at his body, Bai Liu immediately covered Spades' eyes, and in a cold, breathy voice, reprimanded, "Stop looking at me and pay attention to the play."

But watch out for the plot, the plot now ......

After finding Spades listening intently to the two men screaming for sex, Bai Liu felt he had made the wrong offer.

Guy and Alex are probably from a more sexually liberal area and have a very loose style in bed, where they can scream anything they want.

Includes some proper names for the bed.

"Poke me hard in the G-spot." Spades repeats carefully, word for word, as he asks Bai Liu, "Is this relevant to the main plot? Do I need to poke anyone hard in the G-spot?"

Bai Liu: "......"

Bai Liu tried to be calm: "No need, it's none of your business."

"Oh." Spades asked again, "So the G-spot is at ......"

Bai Liu spoke quickly, "You don't need to know where the G-spot is, this stuff has nothing to do with you or me or the main quest, or these two NPCs!"

At this point Guy on the bed let out another long, relieved cry, "- you're poking me, Alex."

Spades retorted Bai Liu in an extremely upright and condemning tone: "- listen, he's going to get poked, I think after this npc alienates into a monster, this G-spot is probably his weakness, we need to learn to poke the G-spot too ......"

Bai Liu put one hand over Spades' eyes and one hand over Spades' lips and sternly interrupted Spades, "-Shut up!"

But Spades was now in a state of inexplicable inquiry, he felt it had something to do with the main storyline and he had to know why.

So Spades plucked Bai Liu's hands from covering his eyes and lips, and was about to continue his questioning in a righteous manner when he saw Bai Liu's face and Spades was stunned.

Spades is confused: "You're even more popular than before, Bai Liu."

Bai Liu: "......"

Spades noticed that Bai Liu was looking at him with an openly murderous intent, the gun in his hand poised at Spades' heart, and Spades intuitively changed the subject to something he felt safer about.

"What exactly is a G-spot?" Spades felt he was discussing business, so his expression was very frank and serious, looking straight at Bai Liu with no shame, " What weapon did Alex poke Guy's G-spot with, a gun?"

Bai Liu: "......"

In a sense, Spades is right too ......

Bai Liu exhaled a long, slow breath as he realised that he could not easily cross the line today.

Spades is sometimes as curious as Xie Ta was when he was a kid, and when he's in the mood for something, he just has to know.

"The G-spot is a human physical construct." Bai Liu calmly put on an academic attitude to muddle Spades, "Generally speaking, everyone in males has one, it's not special, so it's unlikely to be a weakness of these two NPCs."

Spades still sounded confused, "Is that so? But I have learned about the human body structure, how come I didn't know men had such things?"

The main core of the lesson is where the weak points of the human body are and can be used for surprise attacks to neutralize the opponent's attack power.

Although there is a brief introduction to sexuality for Spades in this class, it only exists for heterosexuals, i.e. [a man and a woman sleep in bed and have a baby after one night] - the G-spot is a superfluous knowledge for Spades.

So Spades asked Bai Liu, "Where's your G-spot?"

Bai Liu subconsciously retorted, "I don't have a G-spot."

Spades intoned reproachfully, "And you just said that males have it all."

Without waiting for Bai Liu's answer, Spades looked at Bai Liu with a sudden realization, "- you're a woman?"

"No ......" Spades' gaze shifted down to Bai Liu's chest, his tone serious, "I just touched your body and you have no female secondary sexual characteristics. "

Bai Liu: "......"

Bai Liu took a deep breath, "I don't have a G-spot, but I do have a male."

Spades nodded, and he deduced as if everything was clear: "I've learned in my textbooks that both male and female sexual characteristics are Buming, so you're intersex ......."

Bai Liu said patiently, "-Shut up!"

Spades looked hesitantly behind Bai Liu: "Behind you ......"

Bai Liu calmly snapped, "I don't have a G-spot back there, so shut up."

"Hey." Guy's still soft and flirtatious voice came from behind Bai Liu, "Looks like we're interrupting your discussion?"

Bai Liu remained still for about a minute before slowly turning his head.

Guy was half on his knees, unclothed, looking at Bai Liu under the bed with a smile on his face, and held out his hand to him, "- have you decided to come out now, or do you want to discuss this a little longer?"

Bai Liu: "......"

Behind him Spades innocently explains, "What I'm trying to say is that there's someone behind you."

Bai Liu slowly exhaled a pent-up breath and reached out to take Guy's hand, which he pulled out from under the bed.

Alex, who was nearby cleaning up the body and the mess on the bed, gave them both a mischievous look in his eyes, his gaze sweeping over Bai Liu's clothes and giving Guy a wink.

"Relax Alex." Guy was still wearing a smile, he was leaning softly on the edge of the bed, his collar still open and there was a very soft lazy dampness at the corners of his eyes which made him look very approachable, "Although they're not wearing our camp's uniform, they shouldn't be enemy troops either."

Guy gave Bai Liu a teasing swipe, "Or they would have shot you when you were fucking me with your trousers down instead of discussing our sex life under the bed."

Bai Liu: "......"

How much of their conversation with Spades did they actually listen to ......

Alex's face instantly turned red as he interrupted in a loud voice, " Guy --!!!"

Guy felt amused and threw up his hands in surrender, "Okay, I was wrong."

Spades, who had gotten out from under the bed, stood dutifully close to Bai Liu and, after noticing Alex's blush, leaned down and said in a slightly novel tone in Bai Liu's ear, "Bai Liu, this one turns red just like you do."

Bai Liu: "......"

Guy had been in the army a few years longer than Alex and as a seasoned veteran he had his own judgement of the situation, so he looked at Bai Liu and Spades with a smile on his face: "Did you sneak over from town to see what it was like to fight a war young man?"

A few dozen kilometres away from the border is a border town where the army's main camp is stationed. This border town is very remote and not economically developed, and the sudden arrival of the army has brought a huge amount of popularity to this remote town, boosting the consumption targets of the town's smoke shops, pubs, including brothels hotels and a range of other entertainment facilities.

The first thing these GIs, who are usually on the battlefield in a precarious position, do when they get paid is to spend the money to bring themselves pleasure - like Tom in the tent next to theirs.

And these GIs, including some well-dressed officers, were the equivalent of aristocrats to the original inhabitants of the town - dashing in and out of the smoke, splurging on the finest tobacco and alcohol and sleeping with the prettiest girls in town.

This is certainly the best advertisement for recruitment.

Many young people in the town began to aspire to join the army and began to sneak off to the front to find out what was going on.

It was not the first time Guy had met such young people and he looked at Bai Liu and Spades with a look of hopeless compassion: "So now you know what war is like, do you still want to join?"

The moment Bai Liu opened his mouth, both his and Spades' system interfaces popped up.

[System Alert: Congratulations to player Bai Liu for triggering the main plot quest - helping npc Alex win the war.

[System Alert: Congratulations to player Spades for triggering the main plot quest - help npc Alex win the war].

Bai Liu scanned Spades, who replied to Guy's words with a smile, "Of course."

Guy sighed helplessly, "I understand why you want to come, but you have a better way out - you're so young, there's no point in gambling."

He looked sincerely up at Bai Liu and persuaded him: "I joined the war because there was no better way out - my parents' family didn't accept me - "

Guy smiled and gestured all over himself, "Whether it was aptitude, lack of ambition or poor schooling, they were very privileged upper class families and I lived so freely, like an inferior person, that they didn't even want to give me the family name and made it compulsory for me to join the army to work on myself."

"They wanted the war to baptize me and make me look like a real noble man."

Alex wordlessly sat down next to Guy and took his hand, which Guy returned, still with a smile on his face, not forced: "- but apparently I have a different definition of a man to them."

He squeezed his eyes at Bai Liu: "They don't think men should have a G-spot, but I think it's a comfortable thing to have."

Bai Liu: "......"

How much did you really listen to!!!

Alex bowed his head as he whispered a rebuke through clenched teeth, " Guy!!!"

"When the war is over, they will give me a great deal of money and I will be well off."

Guy turned to Alex: "This is my lover, Alex, who was originally a medical student wanting to further his education, but these days the entry requirements for fellows at high end universities require a letter of recommendation from someone of high medical relevance, i.e. a nobleman."

" Alex's family was a commoner and he couldn't get this noble letter of recommendation, but he had a noble pursuit of medicine, so he came to join the army."

Guy turns to Bai Liu: "Because after joining the army, he built up a certain amount of merit as a soldier and the government, as a reward, gives them the opportunity to further their education at any of the top universities."

"You see." Guy looked gently at Bai Liu, "We all know why we're standing on the battlefield, we're not here for the war itself, and the pompous recruitment ads, are you?"

Bai Liu looked Guy flat in the eye: "We know that too - we're here for the war to end."

"If the war doesn't end, it will soon be pushing into the towns behind us."

Bai Liu follows Guy's fantasy of them, and Guy's attitude towards war, to create a fictional persona that would make this npc feel good - a small-town youth who loves peace and his hometown and thinks big.

Guy, as expected, had little resistance to such a persona, and with a start, his eyes flooded with a watery glow as he looked at Bai Liu and whispered, "...... you're quite right, you're a very nice chap."

Alex, wary of Bai Liu and the others, sits next to Guy, gun in hand unkindly, but he respects Guy's approach and waits quietly without saying a word as Guy opens his mouth to persuade him.

But when Guy said [you're a very nice guy] to Bai Liu, the ever-silent Alex gave Bai Liu a stern look in his eyes - not long after Guy said that to him, and the two of them developed a partnership.

That comment instantly doubled Alex's alarm about Bai Liu, and he raised his gun and spoke, " Guy thinks you're harmless, but I don't."

Guy squeezed Alex's gun down: "Hey, he's a good lad, maybe we can be friendly."

Alex was really pissed off by Guy's stop, he loaded his gun and stared straight at Bai Liu, his tone low: "A good lad? There can only be one good lad in this tent."

[System Alert: The main npc of the storyline has reacted with jealousy towards player Bai Liu and his favorability level is dropping sharply.

Bai Liu: "......"

Careless, overdone persona.

Alex's gun was aimed at Bai Liu's brow: "You'd better tell us what you discussed under the bed?"

Bai Liu had already sensed Alex's huge hostility towards him and anything he said now would be wrong and cause a drop in goodwill, so Bai Liu gave Spades a wink and told him to take it.

Spades returned Alex's words with a straight face, "We're talking about the G-spot."

" Bai Liu says he doesn't have a G-spot but I think he should, I'm copying your process to find his G-spot but he won't give me an indication of where it is and I haven't found his G-spot until it comes out from under the bed."

Bai Liu: "......"

Alex: "......"

Guy: "......"

Alex lowered his gun with a red face, he scratched his head and looked at Bai Liu and Spades, who were standing close together, with a slightly shiny gaze, as if they were seeing the same kind of people, and said incredulously, "...... God, are you guys actually a pair too?! "

"Did you come here to this little tent, like us-" Guy trailed off ambiguously, pairing two fingers, "to cheat? You guys have a lot of nerve!"

"It seems we are the ones who have disturbed you, you should still be here before us."

Guy gave Bai Liu's waist a meaningful sweep, "But you guys don't look like you're getting to the point yet?"

[System Alert: Alex's favorability rating has increased dramatically, and player Bai Liu has been included in the main storyline once again].

[System Alert: Guy's favorability rating has increased dramatically].

Bai Liu, who had tried to argue, closed his mouth and couldn't resist moving the gun in his hand, glancing lightly at Spades with a spring in his step smile, "Well, yes, he and I are a couple."

Spades, who felt a strong killing intent from Bai Liu, was confused: "?"

He got it wrong again, didn't he?

Published at: 06/14/2022 17:10